A man has left people baffled with his husband’s outlandish wisdom, including claims that “dinosaurs get a bad press” and thoughtful questions about why humans haven’t evolved to have gills.
Taking X – formerly known as Twitter – the doctor, originally from Newcastle, through @doctor_dru_ He wrote down dozens of funny jokes from his better half.
The thread racked up more than 430,400 views and 1,900 likes as social media users gushed over “the best thing they’ve ever read.”
It included 35 quotes, ranging from the man’s views on evolution to reflections on how he would like to be buried.
‘A list of quotes that have come out of my husband of 30 years’ mouth,’ @doctor_dru_ began.
A man has left people baffled with his husband’s outlandish wisdom, including claims that “dinosaurs get a bad press” and thoughtful questions about why humans haven’t evolved to have gills. Stock image used
Number one was, “I’m really sad about the fact that technological advancement has stopped evolution and that’s why I can’t have gills.”
It was quickly followed by: “I’m very aware that today my bones are all connected and I don’t like it.”
Elsewhere, her husband also asked why “we don’t have little feet like chickens” and how we know “dinosaurs were really aggressive.”
“For example, how do we know that if we came across a dinosaur, it wouldn’t have the temperament of a guinea pig?” he continued. “I think dinosaurs have really had a bad press.”
He also admitted to “hating earplugs because he feels like they might suck out his brain when he takes them out.”
In another quote, seemingly taken straight from the 1995 hit movie Clueless, the man asked, “You know how you can feel overwhelmed and disappointed.” What is overwhelmed?
He also didn’t understand why we don’t “bury people vertically” and stated that he would like to live on Jupiter.
Social media users howled at the bits of wisdom shared in the post.
On X, formerly known as Twitter, the doctor, originally from Newcastle, called @doctor_dru_, recorded dozens of funny jokes from his better half.
“Brilliant,” one responded. “Their questions remind me of my two children, ages 6 and 10, and sometimes even now, ages 11 and 14.”
“Oh my god this is seriously the best thing I’ve ever read and can I be your husband’s best friend please?” wrote another.
“My face hurts from laughing and I’ve made inhuman sounds because I couldn’t catch my breath when I started reading them all.”
A third said: ‘Your husband is very funny. I hope you have answered all these questions.
The thread racked up more than 430,400 views and 1,900 likes as social media users gushed over “the best thing they’ve ever read.”
‘Have you thought about writing a book about the questions he asks or the conversations you have?’
“Sometimes there are some very valid points/questions,” one commenter commented. ‘She also feels like a Phoebe from a friends conversation!’
In other recent post@doctor_dru_ updated her followers on her husband’s reaction to the viral post.
“I told my husband about the attention this thread has received,” she wrote. ‘Her response from him was: “I just bring joy to people’s lives every day without even thinking about it. Should I run for MP?”