The popular perception of sex machines (thanks mainly to porn) is usually a dildo on the end of a long rod attached to a motor. That image can be intimidating, but Lovense made it downright cute with the Lovense Mini Sex Machine (8/10, WIRED recommends). A smaller, more compact version of its flagship, the Mini packs a powerful motor into a small package, with easily adjustable legs that let you position the device at the best angle.
Most sex machines, including Lovense’s largest flagship sex machine, are big and heavy, and can be cumbersome to set up, but the Mini eliminates almost all of the pain points, including price. At $399, it’s the least expensive machine you’ll find on the market without sacrificing a lot of power. In my tests, it could achieve up to 280 pushes per minute, although its low weight meant it was a little more likely to slide on smooth surfaces. However, that trade-off is worth it for the portability. The propulsion motor was also surprisingly quiet. Someone may still hear you from the other side of a closed door, but I doubt anyone will hear you in a neighboring apartment. Unless you’re trying to be heard, anyway.
The entire machine comes in a box the size of a toolbox, with a comfortable handle. Yo very We recommend strapping this box on when storing or transporting the machine, but even if you decide not to, the machine’s parts are small enough to fit inside an Ikea-sized cubicle, and at 7 pounds, it’s light enough to carry around. wherever you want. .
He Lovense Remote app It also adds many features ideal for long distance couples. You can control your lunge speed and pattern from anywhere in the world, and built-in text and voice/video calling features let you do it all from a single app. You can even create and share a Zoom-style link to let someone take control of your device and set the link to expire after a certain duration or a certain number of uses.