Chanel Ayan provided comic relief during a group trip to Bali on Tuesday’s episode of The Real Housewives Of Dubai on Bravo.
The 46-year-old model stole the second season episode with her hilarious pranks, including her reaction when Caroline Brooks didn’t show up for her flight.
“Did someone steal her? Are her organs on the market? Did someone steal her eyes because black people’s things are so expensive because of their melanin?” Chanel asked in a confessional.
After arriving in Bali, the women prepared for an upcoming catamaran excursion.
Asked if she would go swimming, Chanel quickly replied: “No, I’m not going swimming. I’m too expensive.”
Chanel Ayan provided comic relief during a group trip to Bali on Tuesday’s episode of The Real Housewives Of Dubai on Bravo.
As they boarded, Kenyan-born Ayan humorously boasted of her maritime experience.
“Of course, I’ve been on a boat. I’m Somali. We’re the best pirates since the 19th century,” Chanel joked in a confessional.
Chanel went on to say that she had never been to the depths of the ocean.
“Why would I go there? There are genies, and you know what genies are? There are people that we can’t see that live there, and they talk to you, and then you look at the water, and you fall in love with them, and then they trap you there. They either kill you, or they fuck you. I don’t plan on getting killed or fucked today, basically, things that I can’t see,” Chanel said.
Chanel was the life of the party after the first group dinner, as she suggested they head back to the villa for some fun.
Caroline Stanbury, 48, playfully stepped on the long train of her headdress and Chanel had everyone laughing as she lost her balance.
“When I’m traveling, I don’t think I’m a mother. I’m a wife. No, it’s Ayan time. It’s a good time,” Chanel said.
Chanel had Caroline dance with her and twirled around the women before dancing alone on the floor.
Caroline Stanbury, 48, playfully stepped on the long train of her headdress and Chanel had everyone laughing as she lost her balance.
“Did someone steal her? Are her organs on the market? Did someone steal her eyes because black people’s things are so expensive because of their melanin?” Chanel asked in a confessional.
Asked if she would go swimming, Chanel quickly replied: “No, I’m not going swimming. I’m too expensive.”
Chanel had Caroline Stanbury dance with her and twirled around the women before dancing alone on the floor.
“I love alcohol. It makes me do crazy things,” Chanel admitted.
Brooks later surprised the group and arrived separately after flying in on a private plane.
Stanbury sneezed after Brooks joined the group and was asked what she was allergic to.
“Brooks,” Chanel answered for her.
On the catamaran, Chanel dramatically told Stanbury that if he fell, he would die.
Chanel was surprised when Stanbury’s husband, Sergio Carrallo, joked that he would join them.
On the catamaran, Chanel dramatically told Stanbury that if he fell, he would die.
“I’m not kidding. I’m dead,” Chanel said.
“If you fall, I’m not coming to get you,” Stanbury said.
—Bitch, seriously, would you let me die there? —Chanel asked.
“My tan would fade,” Stanbury said.
“You’re so mean,” Chanel said, laughing as she enjoyed the banter with Stanbury.
There was still drama on the show as Chanel appeared in a flashback a few days earlier sharing a voice note from Sara Al Madani speaking critically about Brooks.
“If you fall, I’m not coming to get you,” Stanbury said.
There was still drama on the show as Chanel appeared in a flashback a few days before sharing a voice note from Sara Al Madani speaking critically about Brooks.
Chanel admitted to Lesa Milan in Bali that she shared the voice message sent to her privately.
Brooks was shocked to learn that Sara had spoken of her that way.
Stanbury brought up the voice note to expose the hypocrisy in the group.
Chanel in Bali admitted to playing the voice note for others and apologized for being “messy” while defending her actions.
Lesa Milan was offended that Chanel shared it and revealed that she sent it to her privately just to confirm what she was hearing.
Chanel apologized but Lesa admitted that she had lost her trust.
The Real Housewives Of Dubai will return next week on Bravo.