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Comedian Marty Feldman said, ‘The pen is mightier than the sword… and considerably easier to write with.’
Well… we are all entitled to our own processes: mine involves using a sword to inscribe horoscopes on logs that are sent to my editor. It’s not an “easy” job, but she gets free firewood!
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ARIES
March 21 – April 20
Television talent shows where the public can vote on who stays (and who goes) get high ratings.
From our sofas, even if we don’t pick up the phone or vote online, we feel part of the decision-making process. Our opinion counts. In contrast, in our daily lives we may feel that no one cares about what we think or like.
However, in your current world, someone is focusing intently on what you say and making you doubt what you know. But don’t do that. You deserve the respect you’re getting. Enjoy it.
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TAURUS
April 21 – May 21
You know that feeling you get when you get to the end of a movie or a book? The world you were immersed in has disappeared and you have no choice but to adapt and face reality.
You may experience something similar today. As your ruler Venus links up with innovative Uranus, a stroke of intuition gives you the clarity you need to see how to deal with a saga that has been going on for a long time. Hooray!
Whatever happens next will not only be more interesting, but it will also better suit your character. And the plot ahead has just the right amount of drama.
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GEMINI
May 22 – June 22
How did you get to your current position? Who is to blame? What went wrong? Stop! Just because things didn’t go the way you expected doesn’t mean there’s a problem.
You’re still adjusting to a different set of circumstances; it’s too early to judge them as unsatisfactory. Yes, there are challenges. But today, your ruler’s link to lucky Jupiter brings a different perspective.
You are more than capable of handling the problems you face and the satisfaction you will gain will be more than enough to drive you forward.
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CANCER
June 23 – July 23
You’re in uncharted territory, heading in a new direction and connecting with someone (or something) you never expected to connect with. No wonder you’re feeling a little bewildered.
However, even though part of you feels nervous, another part of you recognizes that you are moving forward on a path of personal growth and development. It is impossible to spend your life thinking the same thing and feeling the same emotions; exploring new landscapes is healthy and right. You have the support you need. This is going to be good.
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LION
July 24 – August 23
Instead of thinking about what you can do, try thinking about what you want to do. As Mercury (in your sign) links up with Jupiter, you not only have options, but also power. Which means it pays to carefully consider your options.
Sometimes we limit our options because it’s easier to choose. Don’t do it!
Nowadays, the first opportunity will not necessarily be the best and the most obvious solution may not be as ideal as it seems. If you are willing to do the research, you will find alternatives that will give you great results.
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VIRGO
August 24 – September 23
Are you dealing with a misunderstanding? Is your current hope too far from reality? Definitely not. You’ll have to make adjustments as you go, but your idea is excellent.
And you’ll be able to adapt as you go. The link between your ruler and lucky Jupiter brings a boost of self-confidence that allows you to let go of your worries.
Instead of focusing on your goals, focus on what’s actually happening. When you apply your energy to the tasks at hand, you’ll start to see evidence that you’re on the right track.
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POUND
September 24 – October 23
Developing a thick skin and being immune to criticism sounds appealing, but the idea of being so susceptible that you react to the slightest provocation does not.
But in an ideal world, we need to find a balance between these two extremes. It’s not about deciding to harden ourselves forever, or choosing to sacrifice our own needs for someone else’s in the long run.
If you are faced with a difficult decision, remember that you are only making a choice that suits the current circumstances. The Venus/Uranus link promises interesting choices in the future.
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SCORPION
October 24 – November 22
What was the problem with the Achilles heel? Were there no podiatrists nearby who could help him strengthen his weak point and make him invincible?
But then again, if I didn’t have a weak point, I wouldn’t have achieved eternal fame! The reality is that we all have our vulnerabilities.
And sometimes they have hidden blessings. If we were to find a cure, we would lose an aspect of our sensitivity, which would affect our ability to relate to others. You would like to change a complicated aspect of your life. But hidden within it is a gift that brings great strength.
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SAGITTARIUS
November 23 – December 21
“Success brings with it a reputation for wisdom.” This old saying makes a lot of sense.
We tend to associate great success with intelligent thinking. We think of people who have “made it” as having made smart decisions. But maybe they just got lucky. If we spent time with them, we might realize that they don’t know much worth knowing.
You know what you want to achieve. And with today’s connection between Mercury and your ruler bringing luck to your world, with determination you can move towards achieving it. Go for it!
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CAPRICORN
December 22 – January 20
Throughout history, animals have been bred to meet human needs. Think of the huge Shire horses used to help plough fields or camels, which traverse the desert carrying their own supply of water.
But we also adapt to the demands of the people around us and to our workload. Your reputation as a problem solver has led you to develop broad shoulders; you’ve become so accustomed to carrying a lot of weight that you don’t realize the toll it’s taking on you.
Today’s opportunity has your name on it. You’ll need to do something to take advantage of it.
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AQUARIUM
January 21 – February 19
It was, apparently, the American statesman Benjamin Franklin who said that “the only certainties are death and taxes.”
When it comes to predicting what will happen with absolute certainty, you are right! However, as someone whose job involves looking into the future, I can safely predict that yours contains plenty of reasons to be excited.
And as Venus connects with your ruler today, you can too! An event is coming up that opens a portal to a more positive mindset. You can let go of the feeling of pessimism and look to the future with more hope.
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PISCES
February 20 – March 20
Goji berries are a superfood. Nightshade berries are poisonous. Okay. No one is going to put either of the latter in a blender to make a smoothie! But they do bear a striking resemblance to each other.
This highlights the fact that some things look the same, but have very different consequences. Now, let’s look at the choice you’re facing. You’re trying to differentiate between scenarios that seem similar.
You feel like one will be beneficial and the other harmful. But unlike berries, both options have their advantages. Relax.
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