A Melbourne tenant has revealed how her husband came home from a football match to find a half-naked woman he didn’t know defecating on their doorstep.
Lynette Nimo passing by Nettysaid the woman herself had the audacity to ask her bewildered husband Azza for ‘two minutes’ to finish his business after he fell on her.
“When my husband told me I was just like, ‘What?'” I really didn’t understand at first, Nimo told Daily Mail Australia on Thursday.
Mrs Nimo said her husband was catching the tram back to Kew on Saturday night after attending a football match when he walked up to the entrance to their unit complex at around 1pm. 22.45 and came across the ‘random woman’.
According to her husband, the woman was lying half on the ground, propped up on her elbows, and her pants were around her ankles.
‘My husband was shocked and he said “Are you OK?” and she said ‘Can you give me two minutes?”” she said.
‘He was like ‘Excuse me?” and she just said ‘I need two minutes’ and then he’s gone back in front of the mailboxes.’
Melbourne resident Netty shared the story of the bizarre encounter in front of her house
The mysterious woman then pulled up her pants and walked down the street.
‘She just slowly walked past my husband and waved at him a little bit and then she goes ‘goodbye’,” Ms Nimo said.
He went back to the front door and found the woman had done a ‘huge poop’ on the doormat.
The couple see the funny side of the encounter and have decided not to file any formal complaint.
“It’s a lovely area so it’s very strange,” she added.
‘When my husband walked into the flat he told me and I didn’t believe him. So he said it’s down by the door, go and look.’
Netty said the woman hadn’t been back to explain or apologize.
“The landlord is a nice guy, we get on well and so I wrote to him to tell him what happened,” she added.
‘He offered to clean it up because it wasn’t any of the residents’ fault.’
The woman’s work left outside the front door of the apartment complex
She added that he later reviewed the building’s security footage to find out what happened.
“He actually showed me the video on his phone of the CCTV and she was there for a while before my husband turned up,” Ms Nimo added.
In a bizarre twist, Ms Nimo said after she posted a video to TikTok about the incident, she discovered new graffiti on the letterboxes below.
“It said ‘Chelsea loves Adam’ so we wonder if it was revenge for a broken relationship or something,” she revealed.
Commenters on her video shared similar encounters they had also had.
‘My postie once took a dump down the side of my house. It was a huge one and I was definitely not impressed,’ said one.
Another added: ‘I went to the park by our house last week and someone had done this – on the park bench seat!’
