There never seems to be a dull day at Diddy Squat, and chaos still reigns in the trailer for the new Clarkson’s Farm series.
Jeremy Clarkson, 64, and the gang are back for a third series and it looks as action-packed as ever, as the team welcomes some newcomers and suffers heartbreak.
As always, Jeremy is waging a bureaucratic war with the council, which closed the restaurant he opened at the end of the last series.
Prime Video’s season trailer begins with bad news, as the farm receives a Compliance Notice and they declare that they are “back at square one.”
Jeremy tells the group that they have to “stop using any part of the land as a restaurant or cafe”, which brings their farm restaurant to an abrupt halt.
Elsewhere, Jeremy announces that he’s made a “big decision” and tells Kaleb, “I’ve made you farm manager!”
There never seems to be a dull day at Diddy Squat, and chaos continues to reign in the trailer for the new Clarkson’s Farm series
Jeremy Clarkson, 64, and the gang are back for a third series and it looks as action-packed as ever, as the team welcome some newcomers and suffer heartbreak (pictured with girlfriend Lisa).
Kaleb gladly accepts, and Jeremy suggests, “Why don’t we have a competition to see who can make the most money, me with uncultivated land or you with cultivated land?”
Jeremy and Kaleb each take 500 acres and get to work determining who can make the most money with their space.
The doubtful Charlie asks, ‘This farming contest?’, while Kaleb asks, ‘God knows, his idea!’
Jeremy also announces his next crazy idea, which is to bring a herd of pigs to the farm to live on their uncultivated land.
Declare: ‘I’ve got something new, pigs! It’ll be fun to have little pigs running around!’
However, this did not go as planned, as the next scene shows Jeremy and his girlfriend Lisa drying off to herd the pigs in the pouring rain.
Jeremy yells “bring the cookies,” apparently to distract the pigs who are trying to engage in some X activity.
He then discovers that one of his new arrivals has been feeling “sick in the pocket”, and discovers a brown mush on his jacket.
Prime Video’s season trailer begins with bad news, as the farm receives a Compliance Notice and they declare that they are “back at square one.”
The new series also welcomes some adorable goats.
They instantly dislike Jeremy and kick him in the nether regions.
However, as the farrowing season progresses, tragedy strikes on the farm as not all of the piglets survive their arrival into the world.
Jeremy notices that one of the piglets is “very weak,” before pulling out two that look limp and lifeless.
The moment is too much for Lisa, who breaks down crying and leans on Jeremy for support.
The new series also welcomes some adorable goats, who instantly dislike Jeremy and kick him in the nether regions.
While talking to a goat expert, one of them jumps running towards Jeremy and he yells, ‘Oh, fuck me!’
Jeremy, who has made no secret of the fact that he has become an enemy of many of the locals, also risks upsetting some of those who like him.
A digger stuck on the farm threatens to flood the nearby town, and Charlie says: ‘If this goes wrong, the only part of Chaddington that really likes you is going to be flooded.
A digger stuck on the farm threatens to flood the nearby town, and Charlie says, “If this goes wrong, the only part of Chaddington that likes you, you’ll be flooded.”
However, this did not go as planned, as the next scene shows Jeremy and his girlfriend Lisa drying off to herd the pigs in the pouring rain. Jeremy yells “bring the cookies,” apparently to distract the pigs who are trying to engage in some X activity.
Jeremy notices that a couple of piglets look “weak as hell”, before pulling them out looking limp and lifeless.
Another of Jeremy’s plots involves whipping celebrities who have left London for the countryside with hay.
He notes: “All the people moving out of London, Cowell, Beckham, Natalie Imbruglia, Amanda Holden…”
Kaleb suggests, ‘We can sell hay for your horses!’
Elsewhere, despite taking all necessary precautions, Kalab suffers a serious injury while testing a new machine.
He is restrained by a harness and one eerie scene shows him swinging before landing with a thud on the machine.
Immediately alarmed, Jeremy runs out of his excavator to help, but once he finds out Kaleb is okay, he jokes, “We have to get rid of this health and safety team, because they’re really hurting people.”
The trailer concludes with Kaleb meeting Prime Minister Rishi Sunak to discuss the state of agriculture in the UK.
Part 1 (episodes 1-4) will be released METERDay 3, followed by Part 2 (episodes 5-8), which will be released on May 10 on Amazon Prime Video.
Elsewhere, Jeremy announces that he’s made a “big decision” and tells Kaleb, “I’ve made you farm manager!”
Kalab suffers a serious injury while testing a new machine
The trailer concludes with Kaleb meeting Prime Minister Rishi Sunak to discuss the state of agriculture in the UK.