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MAUREEN CALLAHAN: It’s real revenge! Harry snubbed, lonely and completely irrelevant… and our discount Duchess Meghan apparently less popular than Lauren Sánchez

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Prodigal Prince Harry, due to take his victory lap in London when his Invictus Games reaches the ten-year mark, entered St. Paul's alone as his father and brother held events a few miles away.

Have the Royals finally gotten their revenge?

Having endured the vilest slander, insults, accusations and betrayals since Camp Montecito with dignified silence (for years now), they seem to have served, with quiet elegance, the dish best served cold.

The cold is felt in the United States, he trusts.

Prodigal Prince Harry, due to take his victory lap in London when his Invictus Games reaches the ten-year mark, entered St. Paul’s alone as his father and brother held events a few miles away.

It was announced that the royals would not see Harry on this trip. He would also not be welcome to stay in any of the many palaces, castles or cottages in the King’s portfolio.

No: King Charles, currently battling cancer, was too “busy” to spend even a few moments with his son and instead hosted a garden party at Buckingham Palace.

Of the 30,000 guests at that event, Harry was not on the list.

Charles, however, found time to announce, just hours after Harry landed in London on Monday, that Prince William would be appointed Colonel-in-Chief of the Army Air Corps, Harry’s former regiment, and a role he assumed long ago. time for him.

Prodigal Prince Harry, due to take his victory lap in London when his Invictus Games reaches the ten-year mark, entered St. Paul’s alone as his father and brother held events a few miles away.

Charles, however, found time to announce, just hours after Harry landed in London on Monday, that Prince William would be appointed Colonel-in-Chief of the Army Air Corps, Harry's former regiment, and a role he had long held. time.

Charles, however, found time to announce, just hours after Harry landed in London on Monday, that Prince William would be appointed Colonel-in-Chief of the Army Air Corps, Harry’s former regiment, and a role he assumed long ago. time for him.

As for William: he, of course, didn’t see Harry this week either, instead hosting an investiture in Windsor on the morning of Harry’s Invictus celebration.

She seems to have made her feelings towards Harry clear, but now the stakes are high: Kate Middleton is undergoing chemotherapy for her cancer. The idea that Harry (and, by default, Meghan) could be trusted with any information about her or Charles’s health is ridiculous.

Don’t forget: After Harry made that whirlwind trip to see Charles after his diagnosis was announced in February (with an audience of less than 30 minutes for more than 22 hours on air), he turned around and conceded an interview with ABC News.

Did you go into detail about Charles’ diagnosis or treatment? No, but probably because Harry doesn’t know anything.

That didn’t stop him from speaking or assuming that such a catastrophic illness meant that all would be forgiven.

“I think any illness brings families together,” Harry told ABC’s Will Reeve days after that brief home visit.

“I have other trips planned that would take me through the UK or back to the UK,” Harry added, “so I’ll stop by and see my family as much as I can.”

How’s that going, Harry?

King Charles, who is currently battling cancer, was too

King Charles, currently battling cancer, was too “busy” to spare even a few moments for his son and instead hosted a garden party at Buckingham Palace.

Of the 30,000 guests at that event, Harry was not on the list.

Of the 30,000 guests at that event, Harry was not on the list.

Let us also remember that a well-founded report in the UK press quickly speculated that Harry would return as a part-time working royal, against the late Queen’s various orders, to replace Charles and Kate.

That idea was quickly and unequivocally rejected.

There is no turning back, well-placed sources told the Mail.

‘The terms of the [Sandringham] “The agreement was very clear,” said a senior source, “and nothing that has happened recently, including the King’s illness, has changed that.”

No royals, not even his cousin Zara Tindall, showed up to support Harry on Wednesday, nor were they seen with him during his brief stay in London.

His wife stayed in the United States.

He was not seen with a single friend. What a lonely existence Harry has conjured for himself, an existential hell of his own making.

In fact, the only relatives who supported Harry on this trip were his mother’s siblings: Diana’s sister, Lady Jane Fellowes, and her brother Charles (he of the “f-you” eulogy to the royals at Diana’s funeral and currently selling their memoirs) were present in San Pablo on Wednesday.

This alliance can only further fracture Harry’s position in the Palace. And without Palace, has nothing to offer.

To quote that legendary ‘South Park’ episode: ‘WAAAGH’!

And what does all this mean for Meghan Markle?

You’re probably draping an obscenely priced, ultra-thin cashmere shawl from Loro Piana or similar over your shoulders, holding a hot cup of tea and wondering what all this portends for #BrandSussex.

He was not seen with a single friend. What a lonely existence Harry has conjured for himself, an existential hell of his own making.

He was not seen with a single friend. What a lonely existence Harry has conjured for himself, an existential hell of his own making.

Meghan is probably draping an obscenely priced, ultra-thin cashmere shawl from Loro Piana or similar over her shoulders, holding a hot cup of tea and wondering what all this portends for #BrandSussex.

Meghan is probably draping an obscenely priced, ultra-thin cashmere shawl from Loro Piana or similar over her shoulders, holding a hot cup of tea and wondering what all this portends for #BrandSussex.

How can you market sweets and shower gels without the royal halo?

Sell ​​credibly, as a friend said Meghan’s spokesperson Omid Scobie last year: “Something rooted in her love of detail, curation, hosting, the simple pleasures of life and family”?

The lack of self-awareness is astonishing. Are they terrifying, really, delusions that evoke Grand Guignol, the material of ‘Sunset Boulevard’ and ‘Whatever Happened to Baby Jane’?

Someday, in the not-too-distant future, Meghan risks finding herself wandering around in ramshackle grandeur, mistress of her own ‘Gray Gardens,’ murmuring about her former glories as a duchess, a basic cable star, and a suitcase girl. who suffered on one of America’s most popular game shows.

Maybe it has already started. After all, where was our discount duchess at the Met Gala?

It’s a problem when you consider that Lauren Sánchez has more class than you. When Cardi B. is considered a glamorous addition to the red carpet. When Anna Wintour, a well-known monarchist, gives her consent to a porn EmRata and all kinds of oiled and half-naked stars, but not to you.

It’s a problem when most of the celebrities who give you numbered jars of jam (among bruised lemons and peeling stickers) apparently refuse to acknowledge your products on social media.

But then again, life’s simple pleasures are hard to market when you’re filled with complaints and resentment.

Someday, in the not-too-distant future, Meghan risks finding herself wandering around in ramshackle grandeur, mistress of her own 'Gray Gardens,' murmuring about her former glories as a duchess, a basic cable star, and a suitcase girl. who suffered on one of America's most popular game shows. (Above) Promotional photo of Meghan Markle from the television series 'Suits'

Someday, in the not-too-distant future, Meghan risks finding herself wandering around in ramshackle grandeur, mistress of her own ‘Gray Gardens,’ murmuring about her former glories as a duchess, a basic cable star, and a suitcase girl. who suffered on one of America’s most popular game shows. (Above) Promotional photo of Meghan Markle from the television series ‘Suits’

It's a problem when most of the celebrities who give you numbered jars of jam (among bruised lemons and peeling stickers) apparently refuse to acknowledge your products on social media.

It’s a problem when most of the celebrities who give you numbered jars of jam (among bruised lemons and peeling stickers) apparently refuse to acknowledge your products on social media.

After all, is there a better representative of the family than Ms. Markle, who sat with Oprah (Harry limp at her side) and smugly implied that the royals were racists who didn’t care that She was pregnant and suicidal?

Fear not, world, because delayed podcasts and deferred dreams won’t stop Meghan Markle!

After Harry’s ignominious visit to the UK, she will join him in Nigeria on Friday, a three-day itinerary meant to evoke a royal tour.

Without a doubt, this is your moment.

In fact, after she married Harry (according to her claims about a ‘Lion King’ actor’s praise for her), people danced in the streets of South Africa, just as they did when Mandela was freed.

What could go wrong?

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