Why Adelaide is the WORST city in Australia: Cheeky review claims that the city is a mosquito-strewn swamp full of serial killers and churches & # 39; is
- A sarcastic review of the city of Adelaide was posted online last week
- The review was released by the popular Facebook page Sh * t Towns of Australia
- Some passionate residents of Adelaide resented the description and shot back
A brutal review has outlined why Adelaide is the worst city in Australia.
The devastating description of the South Australian capital was published last week on the popular Facebook page & # 39; Sh * t Town of Australia & # 39 ;.
The post claims that the city was built on a & # 39; swamp-strewn swamp & # 39; and that the residents have an obsession with iced coffee that tastes like an ashtray full of Nescafe & # 39 ;.
A cheeky review has highlighted some of Adelaide's popular attractions, including this image in Rundle Mall known as the & # 39; Mall & # 39; s Balls & # 39;
The locals from Adelaide took the review with good humor and said they still think their city (photo) is the best
Another of the beloved sculptures in Rundle Mall is that of a pig looking through the trash
The review has been liked more than 3,000 times and has attracted more than 2,000 responses since publication.
Some residents of Adelaide responded with good humor to the assessment.
& # 39; I will always love Adelaide, even if every word of this is true, & # 39; said a person.
& # 39; I've been to worse places … it's where I grew up and it's where I always come back to, even from abroad. Adelaide is in my opinion a beautiful city and we have great beaches! & # 39; another said.
Others strongly disagreed with that and passionately pointed to parts of the review that they did not agree with.
& # 39; Who are you to talk about Adelaide. F * cking pathetic destroying an entire city while you hide behind a computer screen and don't live here. You are a gron and a coward, & a person said.
Adelaide is known for its wines with countless wineries on the outskirts of the city (pictured is the Adelaide Hills region)
& # 39; I am from SA and I am proud of it. Folk is good, a few dirtbags over the years no different than anywhere else. Let be Adelaide, & another one fired back.
Tourists to Adelaide also quickly found some positive points of a visit to the city.
& # 39; At least it is always clean, there were homeless people who asked for my bottles before I got out of a garbage can within two meters, & # 39; said a tourist.
The Adelaide Fringe Festival (photo) is an annual event that is popular in the South Australian capital
The building of the South Australian Health and Medical Research Institute, called the cheese grater, has recently been completed
The assessment that claims that Adelaide is the worst city in Australia
Built on a mosquito-strewn swamp that initially & # 39; Port Misery & # 39; , Adelaide is known as the & # 39; City of churches, pubs and serial killers & # 39 ;. The role of the city's bloody crimes includes a series of gruesome murders committed by a shadowy pedophile clique, a series of gruesome murders committed by a bunch of drongos at prison and Jimmy Barnes' musical career. Despite the delusion of the city, the capital of South Australia is essentially an overgrown rural town, complete with high unemployment, shit public transportation, shops that only open during & # 39; office hours &, undrinkable drinking water, rampant racism and almost Tasmanian level of cousin-f ** * ing. Adelaide is populated by a series of junkies, criminals and gronks, because all Adelaideans who look like normal people do not waste time moving to Melbourne or Sydney.
Adelaide is a favorite place for the federal government to house its expensive f-k-ups, including a submarine fleet that had problems with underwater and an expensive desalination plant that does nothing. The most cherished invention of the city is the Hills Hoist, a type of clothesline that was originally conceived as a mechanism for tanning the skins of skinned lifters. Farmers Union Iced Coffee is considered a local delicacy and is known for selling Coca-Cola in Adelaide, despite the fact that it tastes like an ashtray full of Nescafe.
Adelaide Zoo is proud to be the home of Australia's only pandas. This pride is somewhat tempered by the fact that the pandas refuse to mate in true South Australian fashion, dedicate their days to the standard Adelaide pursuits to get going and shop late at night. in Westfield Marion. Another popular shopping spot is Rundle Mall, a stylish establishment decorated with images of pigs rummaging through garbage cans and a few giant gonads known as & # 39; the Mall & # 39; s Balls & # 39 ;.
Very few tourists ever visit Adelaide deliberately, with the largest number of visitors saying: & I have a face on a deer and my friends thought it would be funny to put me on an airplane & # 39; as a reason to travel.
Source: Sh * t Towns of Australia
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