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EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Prince Andrew plays the musical chairs at the chapel service in Windsor as he moves to the front row.

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Prince Andrew played a version of musical chairs at St George's Chapel in Windsor for the funeral of the late King Constantine.

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Prince Andrew played a version of musical chairs at St George’s Chapel in Windsor for the funeral of the late King Constantine. He was expected to sit next to his ex-wife Sarah on the second level.

The front row was reserved for Queen Camilla and the working royals, plus Marina Ogilvy, who was looking after her mother Princess Alexandra, seen in a wheelchair for the first time.

But, like a giant cuckoo, Andrew bounced the Duke of Kent, who should have been standing next to his sister and niece, to the second row.

Would the absent William, who has little time for Andrew (who took pole position as the highest in the present line of succession), have relegated his uncle to his rightful place?

Prince Andrew played a version of musical chairs at St George's Chapel in Windsor for the funeral of the late King Constantine.

Prince Andrew played a version of musical chairs at St George’s Chapel in Windsor for the funeral of the late King Constantine.

Andrew bounced the Duke of Kent, who should have been sitting next to his sister and niece, to the second row.

Andrew bounced the Duke of Kent, who should have been sitting next to his sister and niece, to the second row.

Andrew bounced the Duke of Kent, who should have been sitting next to his sister and niece, to the second row.

Andrew was expected to sit next to his ex-wife Sarah on the second tier.

Andrew was expected to sit next to his ex-wife Sarah on the second tier.

Andrew was expected to sit next to his ex-wife Sarah on the second tier.

With the Cheltenham National Hunt Festival just around the corner, has BBC Radio 4 Today betting begun on who will succeed Martha Kearney?

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With Martha staying on until after the general election, it will be some time before accelerator Nick Robinson declares himself “involved”.

Sir Bruce Forsyth’s widow, former Miss World Wilnelia, pictured, tells ITV’s Loose Women how impressed she was with the number of friends Bruce seemed to have when she started dating him in 1980.

‘I remember a lot of people saying: ‘It’s nice to see you, it’s nice to see you!’ I said, ‘Oh my God, do you have all these friends?’ I had no idea it was a slogan.

David Dimbleby recalls in an upcoming BBC Three documentary the fury of former Labor prime minister Harold Wilson when he asked him, after being ousted by Ted Heath, how much he had earned from publishing a serialized book.

Wilson replied: ‘Have you asked (Heath) who paid for his yacht?’

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“I never spoke to him again because they wouldn’t let me.”

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In an upcoming BBC Three documentary, David Dimbleby recalls being asked by former Prime Minister Harold Wilson how much he had made from serializing a book.

In an upcoming BBC Three documentary, David Dimbleby recalls being asked by former Prime Minister Harold Wilson how much he had made from serializing a book.

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It soon gets boring,’ he meows. ‘Imagine Orson Welles declaiming the Pizza Express wine list in the manner of King Lear. This show is a light pastiche. It lasts 120 minutes. That’s 118 too many.

Shouldn’t Shiv channel his on-screen father, Brian ‘Logan Roy’ Cox, and tell Evans to “fuck off”?

Launching his podcast with fellow Conservative Baroness Warsi, David Baddiel recalls: “In 2007, I was voted the sixth sexiest Jew in the world, which I was quite happy about… until I discovered that the number five spot had been for Alan Sugar. I mean, for God’s sake!

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