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Today, the Sun/Saturn link means there is no way to escape into a fantasy world. But we can start turning dreams into reality.
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ARIES
(March 21 – April 20)
Being wholeheartedly committed to something (or someone) brings a wonderful feeling of security. Even if we are surrounded by uncertainty, we feel protected. But suppose we commit to feeling pessimistic. Or depressed? The truth is that it is impossible to be sincere about something negative. Our hearts are, at their core, positive. They only become fully involved when they are motivated by plans and relationships that have the potential to bring them joy. Give everything you have to what matters to you today.
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Oscar Cainer (pictured) reminds us that the link between the Sun and Saturn today means there is no way to escape into a fantasy world.
TAURUS
(April 21 – May 21)
With all due respect to rodents, if we win a rat race, we will still be a rat. Some awards are not worth the effort. And some arguments aren’t worth having. Don’t let yourself be brought to someone else’s level today. Maintain your high standards and values. Don’t take the bait. Refuse to lower your values. If other people, who are willing to play “dirty,” seem to be getting the upper hand, don’t let it bother you. If you respect their dignity and honor their integrity, you will end up winning. Not only on a moral level, but also on a practical level.
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GEMINI
(May 22 – June 22)
Have you noticed the aroma of incense? If you listen closely, can you hear the gongs ringing in the background? And the sound of the monks chanting? You have been transported to a deeply spiritual place hidden in the foothills of the Himalayas, where you will spend a few years deepening your spirituality. Since it is such a magical place, you will find yourself back home in what will seem like seconds; Armed with the information you need to know how to deal with your current problem. Your intuition is strong. Have faith. You know exactly what to do.
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CANCER
(June 23 – July 23)
We like the idea of surprises. But the truth is that even when they are good, we prefer to give a little advance notice. When we feel positive, we can take unexpected events in stride. But if we feel worried and anxious, sudden changes can cause distress. A situation in your world is not working out as you had planned. However, instead of causing you worry, allow what is happening to inspire you. It’s happening for a good reason. And it will lead to a great result that could not happen otherwise. Trust.
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LION
(July 24 – August 23)
Some things are so obvious that we don’t have to think about them. Other things are easy to overlook. Or so subtle that it is easy to overlook their meaning. We know it. But knowing this doesn’t always help. It can be difficult to tell the difference. We can spend time searching for meaning in the superficial. And discard the things that deserve our full attention. You are convinced that there is more to a story than meets the eye. Trust that instinct. If you ask questions today, you’ll get answers that will help you make a realistic assessment.
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VIRGO
(August 24 – September 23)
Just because some things are impossible doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try them. Some things are too easy. But they will not necessarily lead to a better result than our efforts to achieve something challenging, even if we fail to obtain the desired result. A situation (or person) in your world is frustrating you. You have been deceived and are assuming the consequences of having misunderstood. However, as you assimilate and adapt, you will realize that something “impossible” is becoming possible.
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POUND
(September 24 – October 23)
Eggs must be treated with care. If you put all yours in one basket, you could end up with a big mess. But if you keep them in too many different places, you may forget where they are. You are on a mission. It’s so exciting that you’re tempted to take all your eggs with you. Which means putting them in the same container. Good. But be nice to them. As long as you keep an eye out for “tripping hazards,” you’ll get to where you need to be intact. Since they represent your ideas, they will become a project that will liven up your world.
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SCORPION
(October 24 – November 22)
“There is no time like the present nor present like the gift of time.” This great saying not only encourages us to stop procrastinating and get moving, but it reminds us of the value of our time on this ball of rock. You can give someone time today. Someone needs help. And you have the skills to help them. By giving them some of your time and showing interest, you will allow them to overcome an obstacle so they can take affirmative action. The reward for your generosity will also enrich your appreciation of life.
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But, as Oscar tells us, we can start turning dreams into reality.
SAGITTARIUS
(November 23 – December 21)
As an adaptable Sagittarius, it’s surprising how quickly you get used to facing challenges. Wait a minute, you bother them. The next, you have adjusted your attitude and feel almost at ease with problematic topics. In the same way that you learn to live with muscle pain, you develop a technique to compensate for it. Sometimes when the problem is resolved, life seems strange without it. You’ve been adjusting to an uncomfortable topic. As it begins to resolve, you can overcome a situation that has been hindering your style.
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CAPRICORN
(December 22 – January 20)
It’s true that you have a lot on your plate. But in the restaurant of life the portion you receive is never more than you need to accept. It’s like being at a buffet; You choose how much (and what) you will select. What if, when you’re sitting there analyzing your options, you realize you’ve made a mistake? You can set the plate aside and go back and choose again. You are not obligated to accept all the responsibilities you face. As your ruler links with the Sun, you can replace a difficulty with something sweeter.
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AQUARIUM
(January 21 – February 19)
Can you imagine having the physique of a bodybuilder, but looking weak and vulnerable? It would be easy to overreact to a provocation and, in defending yourself, underestimate your strength and cause more damage than necessary. You might think you are making a smooth movement. But the spectators would be shaking in their boots! Although you are unsure of your ability to influence a situation, you have more power than you think. Since you don’t want to intimidate anyone, you must recognize your potential.
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PISCES
(February 20 – March 20)
Wellness gurus talk about the need to fill our lives with purpose. We are supposed to set goals, make efficient use of our time, and work toward our goals. This is how we take control of our destiny. However, life on this ball of rock is supposed to be fluid. We need to be able to adapt and go with the flow. But you are a Pisces. You already know it. So, don’t put pressure on yourself to take charge of a situation today. Trust and let things develop. If you remain as relaxed as possible, an idea will turn into a realistic opportunity.
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