Worst wedding ever! Bride Passes Out During Vows Then Is Pooped By Cousin While Vomiting
An unhappy bride is candid about her disastrous marriage, revealing that she passed out on her groom during the ceremony, before being pooped by her baby cousin while vomiting.
Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell, 22, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, recently married her husband Jackson in an outdoor ceremony in Florida.
The day started off beautifully, but things started to turn south when she suddenly fell ill and lost consciousness as the pastor read them their vows.
She captured the moment and shared it on TikTok, where it quickly went viral, racking up more than three million views within days.
A Bride Just Revealed She Passed Out During Her Vows – Then Was Pooped By Her Baby Cousin While Vomiting
Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell may have had the worst wedding ever. Not only did she pass out in the middle, but she also got feces on her dress
She captured the moment and shared it on TikTok, where it quickly went viral – over three million views within days.
In the video, she and her new husband were seen together in a gazebo while a pastor read them their vows. Suddenly Hollee fell into the arms of the groom
Disaster: And then it just got worse. While she was throwing up, her little nephew pooped and it fell on her beautiful wedding dress
In the video, she and her new husband were seen together in a gazebo as she donned a long white dress and he wore a suit. Suddenly Hollee fell into the arms of the groom.
‘Are you OK?’ he could hear her ask when she came to.
She shook her head no and stumbled to the ledge, where she started throwing up.
“I kept trying to tell my husband I wasn’t feeling well and he thought I was kidding,” she captioned the now viral clip.
And after that it only got worse. Though it wasn’t taped, the new bride added in the caption, “My baby cousin immediately pooped on my dress while I was puking.”
In another video, Hollee explained that she was “really dehydrated” from not drinking or eating enough during the day.
“It was Florida too, and it was so hot and humid that day,” she added. “We were soaked, it was so hot.”
“I’m also prone to fainting, my doctor says I have low blood pressure and low iron. I guess I was just doomed from the start.
“I wasn’t throwing up too much just because there was nothing in my stomach, so it wasn’t like that nasty, nasty vomit.
Hollee explained that she was “really dehydrated” from not drinking or eating much that day, saying she has “low blood pressure and low iron,” so “tends to pass out.”
Hollee said they had been married in a courthouse a few hours earlier, and that this was just a small celebration they had with their family and friends at a winery
Seen from the sunny side! She joked: ‘Now I have a story to tell at my cousin’s wedding’
“My sister had a fan on my little nephew, she came up to me to put that fan on me and while she’s holding my nephew, he starts pooping. And the shit goes down her arm to my dress.’
Fortunately, this was not their only wedding. Hollee explained that they had been married in a courthouse a few hours earlier and that this was just a small celebration they celebrated with their family and friends at a winery.
She said they are planning a much bigger party soon too.
“It wasn’t a big deal, because we had already done our ceremony,” she explained. “We’re also going to have another bigger wedding… So don’t worry, I’ll do it again and hopefully I won’t pass out.”
The couple headed straight to New York City for their honeymoon, and luckily Hollee was able to clean the dress in time so she could wear it to the Big Apple to take some gorgeous wedding photos.
“Now I have a story to tell at my cousin’s wedding,” she concluded.