Women share their most embarrassing drunk stories
A VERY bad hangover! People share their most humiliating drunken mistakes – from a one-night stand with a friend’s married VADER to vomiting in the US Embassy foyer
- A woman has asked others to share their most embarrassing stories on Mumsnet
- When she went to the UK based forum she said she was scared after getting drunk
- A huge number of people responded and shared their own embarrassing drinking stories
If you’ve ever woken up after a heavy night of drinking with the fear that you’ve done something embarrassing that you can’t quite remember, you’re not lonely.
Women from all over the UK have the mumsnet to share their most humiliating drunken mistakes, including buying a van on eBay, throwing up in their neighbor’s car, and making some very inappropriate moves while dancing with their father-in-law.
On the British parenting forum, a woman said she was ‘dying with shame’ after a night of drinking after massive sharing and nonsense at a party.
A woman has sparked an anecdote war after asking people to share their most embarrassing drunken stories
Writing on British parenting forum Mumsnet, this woman explained how she died of shame after massively over-sharing while drinking the night before. She asked users to share their most embarrassing drunken stories
She said she was sick with fear and asked users to share their own stories to help her feel less ashamed.
‘I’ve got The Fear so bad today I’m feeling sick! Please help a girl by sharing some equally embarrassing drunken stories,” she said.
Responses poured in and many people assured her that it could have been worse and that it happens to everyone.
The woman wrote: ‘I am dying of shame. Massively handed over, s**** talked and acted like a total t** at a party yesterday.’
People were quick to share their own embarrassing stories, including buying a van on eBay and getting undressed for bed halfway through a party at a friend’s house.
She explained: ‘I have The Fear so bad today I feel sick!’
Finally, she asked users to help her heal, adding, “Please help a girl by sharing some equally embarrassing drunken stories to ease my pain!” Thanks in advance!’
Users were quick to help her and load their own drunken stories.
One person admitted, “I’ve vomited in front of people, peed in front of people, flashed, etc. Yes, I’ve done incredibly humiliating things.”
Another said, “Most of us have done stupid things when we were drunk. At least you didn’t buy a van from eBay. Or throw up on a neighbor’s car. Repentance of drinkers is terrible.’
A third person revealed: “I once spent an insane amount of time explaining that ‘The Archers’ was a radio play – to English people I met on a holiday in Greece.”
And a fourth said: I recently took my pants off in my friends’ living room halfway through the party because I decided to go to bed there and then. Luckily my comrades thought it was all funny and I won’t see it again soon…’
Others admitted, ‘Ah, we’ve all stood there dancing like I’m in a girl band, thinking I can sing. A few weeks ago I mentioned something that is a known family “secret” and he didn’t know it… it doesn’t affect him directly and the people it does affect know it, but I felt terrible that he didn’t knew and I told and it’s brand new information huddled in front of him for days.’
Someone else added: ‘Oooo I have one! I once got kicked out of a restaurant for being too drunk! They wouldn’t let me leave through the entrance and threw me into a food delivery elevator and out the back door of the kitchen. I wasn’t dead drunk, but I was completely black asleep drunk! Not good.’
Others shared embarrassing stories, including dancing uncomfortably close with their father-in-law and chasing a wedding ring drum set
A third person revealed: “Years ago I got very drunk with a family and started dancing with my father-in-law. I forgot about who I was dancing with half way through and threw in some very inappropriate moves. He let me sit on the dance floor and sat down again.’
And a fourth said: ‘Whatever you did, it couldn’t have been as bad as the young woman who came on stage with the wedding band and took over as the drummer. There was no removal from her. She couldn’t play the drums. Never touched a drum kit in her life (as she later admitted). It was the worst scene out of drunk Bridget Jones imaginable.
“She hasn’t come out of her room for two days. She stayed an extra night at the hotel so she wouldn’t be confronted by any of the departing guests the next morning after the drumming crime. She was a VERY nice girl.’