Woman’s VERY detailed tutorial on how to secretly poop at a boyfriend’s house is taking the internet by storm
- Siena Filippi shared her strategies to quietly become number two on TikTok
- She explained that these methods are for the start of a new relationship
- The video was viewed more than 4.8 million times in one day
A woman has lifted the lid on how to discreetly poop at a new boyfriend’s house so he never knows what you’re really doing in the bathroom.
Siena Filippi, a New York-based savings expert, has gone viral on TikTok after sharing her three proven strategies for going unnoticed while becoming number two.
The digital creator, who uses the handle @ssiiena, filmed the 47 second tutorial in a bathroom with a view during a trip to Italy.
“I’ll teach you how to shit in a boy,” she began. “It’s like the start of the relationship. If you’re my man, keep scrolling.
Siena Filippi has gone viral on TikTok after sharing her proven strategies for going unnoticed while becoming number two in a new boyfriend’s house
She advised telling your beau you’re going to the bathroom to take a body shower or dry your hair, explaining that noise blocks sound and gives you time coverage
Filippi explained that she has “a few methods” that she uses depending on the situation, admitting that she feels “pretty smart” for coming up with them.
Her first strategy is what she calls the “body shower”.
“No matter what you’re doing, no matter what time of day,” she said. ‘Just say, “You know what? I’m feeling a little sweaty, like I want some refreshment. I’m going to take a body shower.”
‘Ride this (shower faucet). Now you have sound coverage and also time coverage for the duration you need.
Filippi noted that you also have sound and time coverage if you use her second method, which she calls the “hairdryer.”
The strategy is similar to his body shower excuse, but instead of running water, the sound of a hair dryer will cover your stool.
“Just say, ‘I need to fix my hair real quick. It gets really kinky,” she advised.
Filippi dubbed his latest strategy “the hammock”, saying it’s for all the “speed machines” out there.
Filippi noted that the methods she uses often depend on the situation.
The digital creator is also a fan of the “hammock” – a piece of toilet paper placed vertically in the center of the bowl for “minimum noise and splashing”.
Filippi’s video struck a chord with other users and was viewed 4.8 million times and received over a thousand comments in a single day
She noted that it’s “the rudest of them all for sure,” but it works in a pinch.
The content creator moved the camera to the toilet to show a long piece of toilet paper lying vertically in the center of the bowl.
“Just give yourself a nice track for minimal sound and splash,” she said.
Filippi’s video struck a chord with other users and was viewed 4.8 million times and received over a thousand comments in a single day.
‘Don’t forget the courtesy toilet! If you rinse immediately on going #2, the smell won’t linger, so wipe, rinse again!’ one person answered.
“That’s so smart, thank you for your service,” someone else said.
‘I’ve done the hammock in the work toilet for years!’ another added. ‘Works to limit splashing, noise and residue after rinsing.’
However, some people were puzzled as to why anyone would go to such lengths to hide the fact that they are pooping.
“I have no shame, I go when I go. They can deal lol,” one user explained.
‘Wait…we’re supposed to keep it a secret?! HUH,” another commented.
‘I would just say ‘hey my stomach is upset and I could be in a minute I have to use the bathroom if you’re feeling me’ if he’s judging you then that’s the wrong one?’ someone else pointed out.
