Read the ‘pros and cons’ list that a young woman accidentally sent to her boyfriend while trying to decide whether to break up
- A young woman has revealed the awkward moment she sent the wrong text
- She sent her boyfriend a list of pros and cons – about him – intended for her friend
- The couple found out after the scathing misdirected text
One of Kyle and Jackie O’s newest recruits has left her shock jock colleagues speechless after revealing the brutal list of pros and cons she sent her ex-boyfriend.
Mel, who joined the KIIS radio team a few months ago, said she accidentally sent her boyfriend the list while she was trying to decide whether or not to break up with him.
The list, which begins with a dozen ego-boosting compliments, highlights the way the man looks when the sun shines as the first con.
Kyle and Jackie O are left in shock after reading a scathing list of pros and cons that one of their team accidentally sent his girlfriend
And the seemingly innocent remark made Kyle and Jackie squirm.
“She says she doesn’t like the way he pinches his eyes and nose,” Jackie explained.
“It’s deep seeded, you only hate it if you don’t like somebody at all and you’re looking for something to pick on, when these little things creep in, it’s done,” Kyle said.
The list of cons also mentions her boyfriend’s weight gain, his desire to live with his parents forever, and his reluctance to travel.
She mentions that he wants to be too intimate, is lazy and doesn’t want to save money.
The warm fuzzy feelings that Kyle wanted to ‘bath’ after the pros list were quickly swamped by the cons.
She mentions that he wants to be too intimate, is lazy and doesn’t want to save money (stock image)
“He sounds like the best man on the planet,” Kyle said after Jackie read the first half of the wrong lyrics (pictured: this is a mock up of the lyrics)
“He sounds like the best man on the planet,” Kyle said after Jackie read the first half of the wrong text.
The benefits included loving the way her boyfriend cuddles, kisses and watches her favorite movies, even though she doesn’t really enjoy the plot.
She went on to explain that she feels good when he tells her he loves her and that he ‘smells really good’.
“He comforts me when I’m sad and loves me for who I am,” she added.
The radio hosts ultimately decided that the boyfriend in the story was a ‘loser’ because he had no ambition or wanted to leave his parents’ house.
Mel explained that the list was made four years ago when he was 21 and she was 19 and that they got through the awkward moment before he dumped her six months later (Image: This is a mock up of the lyrics)
Mel explained that the list was made four years ago, when he was 21 and she was 19, and that they got through the awkward moment before he dumped her six months later.
“We were watching Friends in our matching T-shirts when I asked if we should plan a trip to Bali together and he said we should discuss our future,” she said blindly.
She is now engaged to her ex-boyfriend’s friend.
Jackie encouraged other callers to share their own pros and cons lists for their partners, insisting that most women have made a pros and cons list.