Victoria Beckham’s shoes are always the pinnacle of fashion

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A quarter of a century has passed since the Spice Girls breakthroughs on the music scene.

During that time, Victoria Beckham has had many reinventions on her journey from pop star to WAG and fashionista.

While her hairstyles (and bust) may have changed over the years, there has been one constant: her love of impossibly high heels. “I can’t concentrate in flats,” she once said.

Get ready for your bunions as CLAUDIA CONNELL celebrates 25 years of Posh, with an AZ of all the unlikely occasions she’s worn her signature skyscraper stilettos.

A is for AIRPORT

As a designer, Victoria constantly flies between London and New York, including at JFK Airport in November 2019 in a £ 1,190 pair of her own brand of peep-toe boots

As a designer, Victoria constantly flies between London and New York, including at JFK Airport in November 2019 in a £ 1,190 pair of her own brand of peep-toe boots

B is for BASEBALL

Who says trainers have to be flat?  While in LA, she threw a baseball in Dries Van Noten £ 500 wedge sneakers in July 2007

Who says trainers have to be flat? While in LA, she threw a baseball in Dries Van Noten £ 500 wedge sneakers in July 2007

C is for CRUTCHES

In March 2018 she broke her foot while skiing, proving that it is not good to wear flats.  She wore a £ 1,250 pair of her own brand boots on crutches on the street

In March 2018 she broke her foot while skiing, proving that it is not good to wear flats. She wore a £ 1,250 pair of her own brand boots on crutches on the street

D is for DISNEYLAND

In February 2007, she took eldest sons Brooklyn and Romeo to the LA theme park - and chose 6-heeled sandals to meet Mickey and co.

In February 2007, she took older sons Brooklyn and Romeo to the LA theme park – and chose 6-heeled sandals to meet Mickey and co.

E is for EUROPE

Once Queen of the Wags, she wore £ 845 Louboutins for a European shopping trip in Baden-Baden, Germany, during the 2006 World Cup

Once Queen of the Wags, she wore £ 845 Louboutins for a European shopping trip in Baden-Baden, Germany, during the 2006 World Cup

F is for FISH & CHIPS

Cod, chips and corn patches if you have them.  Only Posh was able to wear £ 1,450 Louboutin boots in January 2013 when he went to the chippy with son Cruz

Cod, chips – and corn patches if you have them. Only Posh was able to wear £ 1,450 Louboutin boots in January 2013 when he went to the chippy with son Cruz

G is for GRAS

In July 2007, on the pitch in LA Galaxy, Victoria mastered what every woman dreams of: wearing stilettos without sinking in the mud

In July 2007, on the pitch in LA Galaxy, Victoria mastered what every woman dreams of: wearing stilettos without sinking in the mud

H is for HOLIDAYS

Flip flops?  Not when you can wear scarlet Balenciaga tasseled heels, an unusual choice for Sydney's Manly beach in October 2018

Flip flops? Not when you can wear scarlet Balenciaga tasseled heels, an unusual choice for Sydney’s Manly beach in October 2018

I am for ICE

Stable when you go.  Were £ 495 Jimmy Choos the best pick for New York's icy sidewalks in February 2014?

Stable when you go. Were £ 495 Jimmy Choos the best pick for New York’s icy sidewalks in February 2014?

J is for JOGGING

In November 2017, she posted a funny photo to Instagram on a treadmill in her £ 1,250 boots.  She hasn't run outside in heels yet - give it time

In November 2017, she posted a funny photo to Instagram on a treadmill in her £ 1,250 boots. She hasn’t run outside in heels yet – give it time

K is for KICKABOUT

Who Needs Football Boots?  Her £ 795 Louboutins were just what she needed when she took her sons to a competition in May 2011

Who Needs Football Boots? Her £ 795 Louboutins were just what she needed when she took her sons to a competition in May 2011

L is for LADDER

If your heels are that high, you don't need a ladder, but Posh climbed hers in December 2020, along with PVC pants

If your heels are that high, you don’t need a ladder, but Posh climbed hers in December 2020, along with PVC pants

M is for MARATHON

On your mark, get ready.  .  .  go home.  Thank goodness she wasn't going to run the 2015 London Marathon in her £ 990 Alaia shoes

On your mark, get ready. . . go home. Thank goodness she wasn’t going to run the 2015 London Marathon in her £ 990 Alaia shoes

N is for NBA BASKETBALL

How excited does she seem to be at an October 2009 LA Lakers game?  She had Louboutins worth £ 900 to distract her

How excited does she seem to be at an October 2009 LA Lakers game? She had Louboutins worth £ 900 to distract her

O is for OLYMPIC GAMES

While husband David looked boisterous with the torch at the London 2012 opening ceremony, Victoria looked wobbly on the roof of a £ 515 taxi in Manolo Blahniks at the closing ceremony

While husband David looked boisterous with the torch at the London 2012 opening ceremony, Victoria looked wobbly on the roof of a £ 515 taxi in Manolo Blahniks at the closing ceremony

P is for PREGNANT

Her heels were so high when she was pregnant with Harper, born in 2011. Check out the size of the Louboutins at William and Kate's wedding the year before

Her heels were so high when she was pregnant with Harper, born in 2011. Check out the size of the Louboutins at William and Kate’s wedding the year before

Q is for SILENT NIGHT IN

Well, who doesn't chill at home in £ 550 Dior heels while splitting?  It was in 2017

Well, who doesn’t chill at home in £ 550 Dior heels while splitting? It was in 2017

R is for RUNNING ERRORS

In January 2018, Posh told her Instagram followers that Harper was attending school.  She staggered in £ 1,050 own-brand boots

In January 2018, Posh told her Instagram followers that Harper was attending school. She staggered into own-brand £ 1,050 boots

S is for SWING

Joining the swinging set in July 2009 in her £ 700 Louboutins

Joining the swinging set in July 2009 in her £ 700 Louboutins

T is for TRAVEL

Credit where it's due, she took her heels down to 3 when she caught the Eurostar in May 2019 wearing white stilettos from her own label

Credit where due, she took her heels down to 3 when she caught the Eurostar wearing white stilettos from her own label in May 2019

You are for UNDERCOVER

Clowning around in £ 685 Casadei heels in 2013

Clowning around in £ 685 Casadei heels in 2013

V is for VERSAILLES

Posh and Becks were treated to a private tour of Versailles in July 2019 where she wore £ 450 stiletto heels.  Let's hope the guide ran slowly

Posh and Becks were treated to a private tour of Versailles in July 2019 where she wore £ 450 stiletto heels. Let’s hope the guide ran slowly

W is for WORKS

Sly slippers are the Zoom choice for many women who work from home, except VB

Sly slippers are the Zoom choice for many women who work from home, except VB

X is for X-RATED

Armani underwear thrashing in 2009. Bra, panties.  .  .  and heels

Armani underwear thrashing in 2009. Bra, panties. . . and heels

Y is for YUMMY MUMMY

No one knows if Posh gave birth in heels, but she rocked the newborn Harper while wearing giant £ 850 Alaia ankle boots in 2011

No one knows if Posh gave birth in heels – but she rocked newborn Harper while wearing giant £ 850 Alaia ankle boots in 2011

Z is for ZOO

Lions, tigers, bears.  .  .  and Louboutins.  Enjoying a trip to San Diego Zoo with Cruz in 2008

Lions, tigers, bears. . . and Louboutins. Enjoying a trip to San Diego Zoo with Cruz in 2008

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