Tensions erupted between Tom Schwartz and wife Katie Maloney after a joke that backfired on the last episode of Vanderpump Rules.
Katie, 33, rebelled against a joke orchestrated by Jax Taylor and Randall Emmett, with Tom Sandoval being faked for vandalism.
Tom, 37, was not happy that his wife didn’t see the humor in the situation and cruelly told her during a drunken fight at a party, “This is why I don’t have sex with her.”
“This is why I don’t have sex with her”: tensions flared between Tom Schwartz and wife Katie Maloney after a joke that backfired on the last episode of Vanderpump Rules
Katie didn’t like the joke, given the sensitive subject of police brutality.
“This s *** is actually annoying to me,” she said jokingly. “Like, turn on the news.”
Annoyed by his wife’s observations, he eventually said she should “shut up.”
“You’re ruining a great moment. We laugh, “he insisted.
Not amused: Katie didn’t think the joke was necessary and was deaf in the face of police brutality
“I’ve never been so disabled in my life,” added Tom, even pretending to throw up. “That’s why I don’t have sex with her.”
That wasn’t all, with Tom even calling her an ‘idiot’, ‘idiot’ and ‘rude’.
“We won’t have sex in two months,” he said.
An emotional Katie started to leave the party, and when Tom started following her, she stopped him.
Bone to pick: “This s *** is actually annoying to me,” she said jokingly. ‘Like, turn on the news’
‘Stop!’ she said. “I’m not going with you.”
The ugly fight was provoked after a series of jokes orchestrated for Jax Taylor’s 40th birthday.
The police joke was a reward for Tom Sandoval TP-ing Jax’s house as a birthday joke.
Mean: That wasn’t all, Tom even called her an ‘idiot’, ‘idiot’ and ‘rude’
As fans well know, this isn’t the first time Tom and Katie have had such a heated exchange.
Katie once told Tom in 2016, “Let’s talk about how your cock doesn’t work either.”
The couple also had a big fight at their 2016 joint bachelor party.
Au: “That’s another two months of not having sex,” said Tom
Brutal: The ugly fight was provoked after a series of jokes orchestrated for Jax Taylor’s 40th birthday
Discussing their most recent after show fight, Katie insisted their pattern was to go under the belt.
“We’re going for the neck,” said Katie.
“It’s like Katie … was going after my d ** k. “Yes, my d ** k is great,” he said, laughing. “It’s like something, it’s a cheap shot. “Yeah, you d ** k not working.” There is no history of my… let’s not talk about my d ** k, ”he added.
“It’s just a cheap, lazy shot,” he insisted.
“We’re just saying weirdly, viciously (vigorously) that we don’t mean,” said Katie. Although the words can hurt, they don’t believe what they say.
Not happy: Maloney didn’t think the joke was funny at all
Prank: Katie, 33, ran into problems with a joke orchestrated by Jax Taylor and Randall Emmett, in which Tom Sandoval was fake arrested for vandalism