These are the wild celebrity sex confessions we can all learn from, writes JANA HOCKING, from Christina Aguilera’s shocking X-rated secret to Megan Fox’s rule about ‘size’

Is there anything better than a daring sexual confession from a celebrity? No. No, there isn’t. I can’t get enough of them.

We see them so prim and proper in boring press conferences. But put them on a podcast and they seem to go rogue.

Just this week I was listening to the Holy Bible, also known as the ‘Call her Daddy’ podcast. And host Alex Cooper was talking to Megan Fox about a lot of spicy topics.

And oh yes, we’ll discuss them later in the article, but in the spirit of sharing: I thought this week we’d look at some of our favorite celebrity sex confessions and I’ll compare them to my own antics.

Sit down, dear reader, because you’re in for a treat. Mom, stop reading now. Oh really.

Christina Aguilera’s daring confessions

First we have Christina Aguilera.

The pop singer made some really wild confessions during an X-rated episode of the Call Her Daddy podcast in April 2023.

She revealed that she had sex on a commercial flight (yes, commercial!) ‘under the covers’ and that she also had sex ‘bent over a soundboard’ in a music studio. Girlfriend takes PDA to the next level.

And I must say that I am also a big fan of this behavior.

I once accidentally had sex with a boyfriend in front of a cemetery (forgive me, Jesus!). We were so excited after a particularly successful date that, on the way home, we quickly pulled over to the side of the road on a quiet street to continue.

It wasn’t until we took another breath that we realized we were in front of a cemetery. It’s safe to say the ghosts put on quite a show that night. You’re welcome, ghosts.

Come to think of it, I also had sex with the same man on a small boat in the middle of the day during a fishing trip. God, we were a horny couple.

But wait, we’re not done with Christina yet. She also revealed that her husband, Matthew Rutler, loves to give her fellatio. She states that it is “very important to be with a partner that you can really explore with.”

And to that I say, ‘give this man a knighthood!’ Someone once confessed to me during one of my ‘Saucy Secret’ confessionals that I post on my Instagram every Monday night that her husband hates giving oral sex and that she was considering leaving him or cheating.

I know! Wild, right? She had never received so many direct messages from other women sharing her outrage at this husband’s bad behavior. I have always believed that oral should be mutual. I fall on you, you fall on me. That’s just good manners.

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s ‘daring’ tribute

Next we have Kim Kardashian, who revealed on an episode of The Kardashians that she had sex with Pete Davidson in front of a fireplace in honor of her grandmother.

Kim confessed this to her grandmother MJ, saying: ‘My grandmother told me that you really live life when you have sex in front of the fireplace. And so we had sex in front of the fireplace, in your honor. I know that’s really creepy.

Yes Kim, it’s creepy. But also a little boring. Do I have it placed in front of the fire? Yes. Did He make me feel like I was “living my life”? Not really, but it helped keep my robot warm.

Forward…

Keke Palmer and Rachel Bilson share their wild side

Then we have Keke Palmer, who admitted on a podcast called ‘Whoreible Decisions’ that she likes being submissive in bed because ‘she’s already bossy in real time.’

She further stated, “I feel like, definitely, when I’m in an intimate space with someone, I’m like, ‘At your service.'”

And Rachel Bilson feels the same way, stating on the ‘Women on Top’ podcast that she wants to be ‘mistreated’ in bed.

Same girls. I’m sorry but there is nothing sexier than a man in charge in the bedroom. I’m more than happy to put on my bossy pants at work, but once home, my (currently imaginary) man is free to take charge. He adds some dirty words and you have the perfect night.

Megan Fox’s shocking sexual act

And finally that brings us to Megan Fox. The spicy vixen without a filter. She revealed this week that she once drank a vial of Machine Gun Kelly’s blood. Yes, blood.

While setting the record straight on whether she is a Satanist (spoiler alert: she said she isn’t), she admitted to ritually drinking her ‘soulmate’s’ blood.

He also added that he doesn’t think exchanging blood with Kelly is that strange compared to some sexual activities.

‘Guess what I think is strange?’ Said Fox. ‘I think it’s weird that girls are here letting guys cum in their mouths and they don’t know them. You are letting someone put their sperm in your mouth and you don’t know them; He doesn’t even have a job, you met him on fucking Tinder, he’s an entrepreneur or whatever, he’s just starting out. and you just let him put his sperm in your mouth,” he continued. ‘That’s disgusting. That makes my back hurt. That makes me sweat.’

Isn’t that the most iconic quote you’ve ever read? Preach, Foxy, preach!

Now I hate to say it, but that’s a fair point! But to be fair, I don’t want to do it either. I have NO interest in putting anyone’s blood vial near me. Keep that in your own body, thank you very much. But the same thing happens with your sperm too. Store it in a condom or tissue. That’s just good safe sex practices.

Kourtney Kardashian’s X-Rated Fertility Drink

Although the same can’t be said for Kourtney Kardashian, who shared on an episode of ‘Keeping up with the Kardashian’s’ that her fertility doctor suggested she drink her husband Travis Barker’s semen.

Saying: ‘He told me what would help (my thyroid) was to drink his c*m four times a week.’ Barker then joked: “I love this doctor, I have grade A sperm.”

Well, well, well, look who’s the least interesting Kardashian now, Kimberly!

Still a no from me.