The stonks man is now in Fortnite


Fortnite has added a new skin to its collection that might look a little familiar to internet dweebs. Introduced in Chapter 2 Season 6, Diamond Hanz is a game about the beloved stonks man, but now for your team.

With ‘stonks’ I am of course talking about this:

For 1,200 V-Bucks, this rough and weird kind of hot version of Mr. Stonks (a Megan Farokhmanesh ™ officer, don’t steal) are yours. He’s here to dance and ruin my life.

Fortnite already has an admirable collection of skins celebrating pop culture, fruits and more, but this one is above all … special. It is impossible for me to imagine why anyone would suddenly be interested in stocks. It’s not like there’s been a reason to talk about stocks lately, in particular in relationship to video spellGameStop? Never heard from the!