Home US President Mumblebum talks to dead people. Can’t remember who Hamas are. And now even his own DOJ pack him off to the nursing home! KENNEDY’S head-in-hands conclusion: Biden won’t be voted out of the White House – he’ll be wheeled out

President Mumblebum talks to dead people. Can’t remember who Hamas are. And now even his own DOJ pack him off to the nursing home! KENNEDY’S head-in-hands conclusion: Biden won’t be voted out of the White House – he’ll be wheeled out

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The undeniable evidence of Joe Biden's shocking mental deterioration is piling up faster than the naked selfies on Hunter's laptop.

It’s enough to make French President Mitterrand turn in his grave and exclaim, “Sacre bleu!!”

The undeniable evidence of Joe Biden’s shocking mental deterioration is piling up faster than the naked selfies on Hunter’s laptop.

The Department of Justice has dropped one of the most damning indictments to date against our President, and not a single charge was brought against him.

The special counsel who investigated Biden’s mishandling of classified documents found that he “intentionally withheld and disclosed classified materials after his vice presidency when he was a private citizen.”

But – listen to this load of nonsense – Joe will not be charged.

Because? Because his own Justice Department has concluded that a jury would consider him “a well-intentioned old man with a bad memory.”

Translation: No juror would throw his poor grandfather in jail, so the Justice Department won’t bother prosecuting him.

And it gets worse.

To call the police!

This special counsel report deals with elder abuse.

This document claims that during interviews Biden forgot when he was vice president, the dates of his son Beau’s death, and details of the debate over his own disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.

The undeniable evidence of Joe Biden’s shocking mental deterioration is piling up faster than the naked selfies on Hunter’s laptop.

The special counsel who investigated Biden's mishandling of classified documents found that

The special counsel who investigated Biden’s mishandling of classified documents found that he “intentionally withheld and disclosed classified materials after his vice presidency when he was a private citizen.” (Above) Classified documents in Biden’s Delaware garage

It’s official. America’s top law enforcement department believes Biden’s brain has turned into mashed potatoes.

And the United States agrees.

A harrowing new NBC News poll shows Biden trailing Donald Trump by 23 points on the question: Does the candidate have “the physical and mental health necessary to be president?”

That survey was conducted before this Department of Justice report and before Joe’s consecutive verbal errors this week that show his cognitive function is weakened.

On Sunday, Biden named the president of France stating that they spoke at the G7 summit in 2021.

Unfortunately for Biden, he evoked the name of former French President Francois Mitterrand and not the current incumbent, Emmanuel Macron.

Unfortunately for Mitterrand, he deceased a quarter of a century before the summit took place.

Two days later, Biden forgot the name of the murderous terrorist group responsible for the worst massacre of Jews since the Holocaust.

“There has been a response… from… the opposition,” he murmured to reporters.

‘Hamas?’ suggested a helpful off-camera voice.

“Yeah, sorry, Hamas,” Joe stammered.

This document claims that during interviews Biden forgot when he was vice president, the dates of his son Beau's death, and details of the debate over his own disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.

This document claims that during interviews Biden forgot when he was vice president, the dates of his son Beau’s death, and details of the debate over his own disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Then, on Wednesday, the most devastating and disturbing mistake of all came from his lips.

For some inexplicable reason, during a fundraiser in New York City, he revised his G7 gaffe: “I see dead people.”

And this time, he replaced the long-dead Mitterrand with a more recently deceased European leader.

“Helmut Kohl turned to me and said…” he improvised.

German Chancellor Helmut Kohl died in 2017!

Joe’s brain is about as useful as a week-old bran muffin.

Desperate Democrats have been clinging by their fingernails to a glimmer of hope that Ol’ Scatterbrains might survive the 2024 campaign by phoning him from the Oval Office bathroom. And at the beginning of this administration-turned-convalescence, that may have been true.

The White House staff would freeze President Mumblebum for a few days after he put his foot in his mouth.

They would throw him into a hyperbaric chamber, fill him with teenage athlete’s blood, or inject him like a piñata with intravenous vitamin B and drive him back there, like a wrecked Ford Pinto in a used car lot.

But that is not possible anymore.

On Sunday, Biden named the president of France, stating that they spoke at the G7 summit in 2021. Unfortunately for Biden, he evoked the name of former French president Francois Mitterrand (above) and not the current incumbent, Emmanuel Macron.

On Sunday, Biden named the president of France, stating that they spoke at the G7 summit in 2021. Unfortunately for Biden, he evoked the name of former French president Francois Mitterrand (above) and not the current incumbent, Emmanuel Macron.

He then replaced the long-dead Mitterrand with a more recently deceased European leader. 'Helmut Kohl (above) turned to me and said: 'he improvised

He then replaced the long-dead Mitterrand with a more recently deceased European leader. ‘Helmut Kohl (above) turned to me and said…’ he improvised

One of the most consequential elections in living memory and a handful of bloody global conflicts raging in the Third World require the leader of the free world to speak at the same time.

Now, instead of his oral faceplants occurring every three speeches, his ratio of normal to gaffes has been reversed.

Say what you want about his predecessor, but 45 could hold hours-long rallies peppering the MAGA faithful with bad advice and then argue with bloodthirsty journalists for 90 minutes, all before lunchtime.

Joe The Medium cannot deliver a written speech, much less answer a single question, without breaking into an unauthorized séance.

The only thing the White House can do now is go along with this and claim that Biden sees ghosts, fire the Secretary of State, and tell the American people that the commander in chief is relying on the advice of Abraham Lincoln, Mahatma Gandhi, and Patrick Swayze. .

Joe The Medium cannot deliver a written speech, much less answer a single question, without breaking into an unauthorized séance.

Joe The Medium cannot deliver a written speech, much less answer a single question, without breaking into an unauthorized séance.

Then the next time Biden gives a speech, put a Ouija board under his liver-spotted hand and people might buy it.

If there was a single Democrat in America who wasn’t already panicking about his weak favorite, he’d probably be chewing Prozacs like Tick-Tock today.

But let’s put politics aside for a moment.

This is terrifying!

Who is presiding this weekend in the Bernie White House?

We have Kamala Harris laughing like a witch at a bubbling cauldron of spicy word salad, a Secretary of Defense who is hospitalized for days without telling anyone, and a President who, according to his damn Department of Justice, cannot be held responsible for his own actions.

Forget about 2024!

Strengthen the 25th Amendment people.

This election may be over before it begins.

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