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The Masked Singer unmasked: I reveal every celebrity's identity about the & # 39; surprise & # 39; -hit that shouldn't have surprised anyone

Nobody saw it coming.

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The network that spent years trying to reheat Honey Badgers and partner Monks was finally saved by a singing Shrimp – no offense to Lindsay Lohan.

The Masked Singer Australia is a staggering program in many ways, but not when it comes to finding out the identity of the & # 39; celebrities & # 39; who wear the masks.

The Masked Singer unmasked: I reveal every celebrity's identity about the & # 39; surprise & # 39; -hit that shouldn't have surprised anyone

The Masked Singer unmasked: I reveal every celebrity's identity about the & # 39; surprise & # 39; -hit that shouldn't have surprised anyone

The first step is to view the list of the 10-20 on-contract stars that Channel Ten uses for everything, cross out those who can't sing and mark those who are currently trying to flog something.

What you are left with is a concise list of twelve celebrities and a crippling sense of regret, because you realize that you have just wasted 15 minutes that you'd better spend sliding into the DM's of your favorite local newsreaders.

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Fortunately I did the hard work for you and I worked them all out myself … I think.

Octopus (Big Brother host Gretel Killeen) and Parrot (not a ball lover Brett Lee) were exposed on the first night and left us a pack of ten.

Rhino

Who is the rhino? This was easy. All that was needed was a direct question from Fifi Box from Brendan Fevola

Who is the rhino? This was easy. All that was needed was a direct question from Fifi Box from Brendan Fevola

She asked: & # 39; Are you the Rhino? & # 39;

She asked: & # 39; Are you the Rhino? & # 39;

Who is the rhino? This was easy. All that was needed was a direct question from Brendan's Fifi, Fev and Byron co-host Fifi Box, who asked: & # 39; Are you the Rhino? & # 39;

This was easy. All that was needed was a direct question from Brendan's Fifi, Fev and Byron co-host Fifi Box, who asked: & # 39; Are you the Rhino? & # 39;

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& # 39; I had so many people texting & # 39; and, texting & # 39; and (my wife) Alex and we couldn't really write back because we're under secrecy, & # 39; he said before shouting internally.

Of which secret, buddy? The TV police? Or did Beverley McGarvey have you signed from that contract?

What a face palm moment. In an attempt & # 39; nothing & # 39; to say, Fevola said everything. I will not even bother to use these instructions. Case closed.

Wolf: Rob Mills

In a movement many have called Monday & # 39; too stupid to be true & # 39 ;, a producer spilled the beans in a backstage photo

In a movement many have called Monday & # 39; too stupid to be true & # 39 ;, a producer spilled the beans in a backstage photo

& # 39; I with @ RobMillsyMills & # 39; earlier today was the caption
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& # 39; I with @ RobMillsyMills & # 39; earlier today was the caption

Who is the wolf? In a movement, many Monday & # 39; are too stupid to be true & # 39; called, a producer spilled the beans in a backstage photo next to The Wolf and an unnamed (and unmasked) woman

Guess who was responsible for leaking The Wolf's identity? Yep, the Fifi, Fev and Byron show.

In a movement, many have called Monday & # 39; too stupid to be true & # 39 ;, a producer spilled the beans in a backstage photo alongside The Wolf and an unnamed (and unmasked) woman.

& # 39; I with @RobMillsyMills earlier today. #MaskedSingerAU & # 39;, & # 39; he wrote in the caption.

Millsy! & # 39; I with @RobMillsyMills earlier today. #MaskedSingerAU & # 39;, & # 39; he wrote in the caption. And unless Rob has changed sex, I'm pretty sure he's the Wolf
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Millsy! & # 39; I with @RobMillsyMills earlier today. #MaskedSingerAU & # 39;, & # 39; he wrote in the caption. And unless Rob has changed sex, I'm pretty sure he's the Wolf

Millsy! & # 39; I with @RobMillsyMills earlier today. #MaskedSingerAU & # 39;, & # 39; he wrote in the caption. And unless Rob has changed sex, I'm pretty sure he's the Wolf

That leaves only three possible explanations: Either Rob Mills has changed sex, Leon Sjogren lives with a rare disease that makes the brain believe that they are constantly in the presence of washed up Australian idol stars, or Rob Mills is the wolf.

For clarity, let's just choose option three.

Shrimp

I will keep this short. Channel Ten wants you to believe that The Prawn is Kris Smith
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I will keep this short. Channel Ten wants you to believe that The Prawn is Kris Smith

But the reason the clues are incorrect is because the Shrimp is clearly Jason Donovan

But the reason the clues are incorrect is because the Shrimp is clearly Jason Donovan

Who & # 39; s the Prawn: I'll keep this short. Channel Ten wants you to believe that The Prawn is Kris Smith. But the reason the clues are incorrect is because the Shrimp is clearly Jason Donovan

The shrimp directions

& # 39; I enjoy being in the public eye, here, the UK and America, and I admit I'm a bit of a loser. But on the big stage I feel most at ease.

& # 39; Do I think I could win The Masked Singer? I have been to this arena before, so I know what it takes.

& # 39; My skin is not made for the hot Australian sun. I would turn as red as this shrimp & # 39;

I will keep this short. Channel Ten wants you to believe that The Prawn is Kris Smith – on the first night Dave Hughes outright asked Dannii Minogue: & # 39; is that your ex!? & # 39;

But the reason the clues are incorrect is because the Shrimp is clearly Jason Donovan.

All you have to do is watch the video Too Many Broken Hearts on YouTube without popping your eyes to prove it.

Robot

Who is the robot?
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Who is the robot?

One of my colleagues is convinced that it is Cody Simpson (not shown), while another insists that it is Timomatic

One of my colleagues is convinced that it is Cody Simpson (not shown), while another insists that it is Timomatic

Who is the robot? One of my colleagues told me that he & # 39; his left hand **** k & # 39; would bet that The Robot is a surfy pop star Cody Simpson. Someone else said they would bet on singer and MTV personality Timomatic

One of my colleagues told me that he & # 39; his left hand **** k & # 39; would bet that The Robot is a surfy pop star Cody Simpson. Someone else said they would bet on singer and MTV personality Timomatic.

The Robot Clues

"I chose the robot because I was made by the digital age. But I am not your typical robot.

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"Since I was a young robot, I have always been connected to the water.

"I have been to many award evenings at a very young age"

Anyway, someone comes from here about 5 grams lighter.

I would give Cody Simpson a clear lead, purely because Channel Ten said during the initial promos that there was an MTV Award winner in the group.

Both Timomatic and Cody Simpson were nominated for MTV Europe Music Award for Best Australian Law in 2013, but it was Cody who won.

Not me! I would give Cody Simpson a clear lead, purely because Channel Ten said during the initial promos that there was an MTV Award winner in the group
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Not me! I would give Cody Simpson a clear lead, purely because Channel Ten said during the initial promos that there was an MTV Award winner in the group

Not me! I would give Cody Simpson a clear lead, purely because Channel Ten said during the initial promos that there was an MTV Award winner in the group

Spider

Who is the spider?

Who is the spider?

For my money, the Spider is singer-songwriter Kate Miller-Heidke

For my money, the Spider is singer-songwriter Kate Miller-Heidke

Who is the spider? For my money, the Spider is singer-songwriter Kate Miller-Heidke – and not just because of her distinctive & # 39; ear-biting & # 39; vocal delivery

For my money, the Spider is singer-songwriter Kate Miller-Heidke – and not just because of her distinctive & # 39; ear-biting & # 39; singing.

Here are the directions:

& # 39; I like to write. That is easy if you can hold 8 pens at the same time. I am proud to say that my words have spread all over the world. & # 39;

Kate represented Australia this year on Eurovision, where she performed Zero Gravity – a song she wrote herself.

It's Kate! All indications literally point to Kate, and she has often performed a very similar version of Toxic as she did on Tuesday

It's Kate! All indications literally point to Kate, and she has often performed a very similar version of Toxic as she did on Tuesday

It's Kate! All indications literally point to Kate, and she has often performed a very similar version of Toxic as she did on Tuesday

& # 39; There's a lot of love at home and I've learned everything I know about Daddy Long Legs. & # 39;

Kate needed her father & # 39; sir & # 39; call Dad during school hours, because he was her headmaster in years 8 and 9.

None of those identifiers convinced me more than the fact that Kate sang Toxic by Britney Spears on Tuesday night.

Kate often sang an opera version of the song during her early tour days. Ignore the wild verses and zoom in on the chorus below and I think you'll agree with that.

Alien

Who is the Alien?

Who is the Alien?

Don't be fooled by their terrible performance on Monday: the Alien is almost certainly a professional singer

Don't be fooled by their terrible performance on Monday: the Alien is almost certainly a professional singer

Who is the Alien? Don't be fooled by their terrible performance on Monday: the Alien is almost certainly a professional singer

Don't be fooled by their terrible performance on Monday: the Alien is almost certainly a professional singer.

The clues talk about how Alien & # 39; appeared out of nowhere & # 39; but & # 39; had trained & # 39; for years. As the story goes, Alien flourished in the spotlight but & # 39; beamed herself away & # 39; when she became the one who & # 39; was investigated & # 39 ;.

This led to many viewers and commentators guessing the Olympic superstar Nikki Webster from Sydney 2000. The problem with that? Nikki never beamed herself. We did.

Not Nikki! The clues talk about a star that came out of nowhere and then radiated & # 39; after the public began to & # 39; investigate her & # 39 ;. Most people think this indicates Nikki Webster

Not Nikki! The clues talk about a star that came out of nowhere and then radiated & # 39; after the public began to & # 39; investigate her & # 39 ;. Most people think this indicates Nikki Webster

Not Nikki! The clues talk about a star that came out of nowhere and then radiated & # 39; after the public began to & # 39; investigate her & # 39 ;. Most people think this indicates Nikki Webster

Australia & # 39; radiated its way & # 39; shortly after she realized she never & # 39; Strawberry Kisses & # 39; would surpass, only for her to appear on the cover of the very stylish Zoo Magazine years later.

My guess is Natalie Bassingthwaighte. Why? Well to be honest, I have nothing to do other than the fact that Alien sounds more like Natalie than Nikki.

Here is the problem: the problem with that logic? Nikki never beamed herself. Australia did that, after we worked it out, they didn't & # 39; Strawberry Kisses & # 39; would surpass

Here is the problem: the problem with that logic? Nikki never beamed herself. Australia did that, after we worked it out, they didn't & # 39; Strawberry Kisses & # 39; would surpass

Here is the problem: the problem with that logic? Nikki never beamed herself. Australia did that, after we worked it out, they didn't & # 39; Strawberry Kisses & # 39; would surpass

It's bass! My guess is Natalie Bassingthwaighte. Why? Well to be honest, I have nothing to do other than the fact that Alien sounds more like Natalie than Nikki

It's bass! My guess is Natalie Bassingthwaighte. Why? Well to be honest, I have nothing to do other than the fact that Alien sounds more like Natalie than Nikki

It's bass! My guess is Natalie Bassingthwaighte. Why? Well to be honest, I have nothing to do other than the fact that Alien sounds more like Natalie than Nikki

The monster

Who is the monster?

Who is the monster?

I go on a limb here and choose Georgia Love

I go on a limb here and choose Georgia Love

Who is Alien? I was a big fan of the American season of The Masked Singer. One thing the series taught me is that the clues are much more cryptic than they seem

I was a big fan of the American season of The Masked Singer. One thing the series taught me is that the clues are much more cryptic than they seem.

For example: NFL Wide Receiver Antonio Brown was constantly linked to freshly squeezed juice and oranges. Why? & # 39; Because Antonio Brown was born in Florida & # 39 ;.

So that's why I don't think Monster, who is very closely related to horse riding, is Melbourne Cup winner Michelle Payne.

Not cryptically enough! So that's why I don't think Monster, who is very closely related to horse riding, is Melbourne Cup winner Michelle Payne or former rider competitor and The Project panel member Gorgi Coghlan (photo)

Not cryptically enough! So that's why I don't think Monster, who is very closely related to horse riding, is Melbourne Cup winner Michelle Payne or former rider competitor and The Project panel member Gorgi Coghlan (photo)

Not cryptically enough! So that's why I don't think Monster, who is very closely related to horse riding, is Melbourne Cup winner Michelle Payne or former rider competitor and The Project panel member Gorgi Coghlan (photo)

Similarly, I doubt that it was The Project panel member Gorgi Coghlan, who was previously a professionally trained rider.

My guess? Former single Georgia Love.

Take this clue: & # 39; I have always loved horses and horses love this monster. They are not afraid. They can see the real me under the monster and give me the best. & # 39;

Shortly after Lee Elliott won her heart in season two of The Bachelorette, he closed the montage because it seemed that Matty J once had a chance to win.

& # 39; It was a race with one horse, & # 39; he said, in a quote that ran into dozens of publications.

& # 39; I have always loved horses and horses love this monster & # 39 ;: this clue may well point to Lee Elliott's famous quote shortly after he won Georgia's heart on the bachelorette: & # 39 ; It was a race with one horse & # 39;

& # 39; I have always loved horses and horses love this monster & # 39 ;: this clue may well point to Lee Elliott's famous quote shortly after he won Georgia's heart on the bachelorette: & # 39 ; It was a race with one horse & # 39;

& # 39; I have always loved horses and horses love this monster & # 39 ;: this clue may well point to Lee Elliott's famous quote shortly after he won Georgia's heart on the bachelorette: & # 39 ; It was a race with one horse & # 39;

Lion

Who is the lion?

Who is the lion?

Most fans believe that the Lion soul singer is Kate Ceberano, but for me the vocals and directions point to Casey Donovan

Most fans believe that the Lion soul singer is Kate Ceberano, but for me the vocals and directions point to Casey Donovan

Who is the lion? Most fans believe that the Lion soul singer is Kate Ceberano, but for me the vocals and directions point to Casey Donovan

Most fans believe that the Lion soul singer is Kate Ceberano, but for me the vocals and directions point to Casey Donovan.

& # 39; As a young lion, I participated in a competition that would change everything. It has brought me closer to my idols & # 39 ;, clearly points to Australian Idol, which Casey won at the age of 16.

& # 39; Young Lion & # 39 ;: the clue & # 39; As a young lion, I entered a competition that would change everything. It has brought me closer to my idols & # 39 ;, clearly points to Australian Idol, which Casey won at the age of 16

& # 39; Young Lion & # 39 ;: the clue & # 39; As a young lion, I entered a competition that would change everything. It has brought me closer to my idols & # 39 ;, clearly points to Australian Idol, which Casey won at the age of 16

& # 39; Young Lion & # 39 ;: the clue & # 39; As a young lion, I entered a competition that would change everything. It has brought me closer to my idols & # 39 ;, clearly points to Australian Idol, which Casey won at the age of 16

Dragon

Who is Dragon? Most viewers on social media are convinced that Dragon Grant is Denyer

Who is Dragon? Most viewers on social media are convinced that Dragon Grant is Denyer

And they have one thing for them: it's on ANY OTHER CHANNEL 10 SHOW

And they have one thing for them: it's on ANY OTHER CHANNEL 10 SHOW

Who is Dragon? Most viewers on social media are convinced that Dragon Grant is Denyer and they have one thing for them: he is on ANOTHER CHANNEL 10 SHOW

Most fans are convinced that Dragon Grant is Denyer and they have one thing for them: he is on ANY OTHER CHANNEL 10 SHOW.

Then there are the clues that point to Grant's career as a professional driver:

& # 39; I think you could say that I have completed a few more laps than the average Aussie dragon & # 39;

& # 39; Breathing fire is easy if you have gas in your veins. & # 39;

Zoom zoom zoom! Then there are the clues that point to Grant's career as a professional driver: & # 39; I think you could say that I have completed a few laps than the average Aussie dragon & # 39;

Zoom zoom zoom! Then there are the clues that point to Grant's career as a professional driver: & # 39; I think you could say that I have completed a few laps than the average Aussie dragon & # 39;

Zoom zoom zoom! Then there are the clues that point to Grant's career as a professional driver: & # 39; I think you could say that I have completed a few laps than the average Aussie dragon & # 39;

Unicorn

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Who is the unicorn?

  • La Toya Jackson 0 votes
  • Deni Hines 0 votes
  • Marcia Hines 0 votes
  • None of the above 0 votes

I don't know this for sure, so I leave it to you. Ten are really trying to reinforce the idea. Unicorn is an international celebrity, but I doubt it.

I have never spoken to an American & # 39; Grass & # 39; hear singing like Unicorn did on Monday during Perfect.

The directions:

& # 39; We unicorns are notoriously shy, but I love the trend. I'm even incredibly social. & # 39;

& # 39; I have seen many miracles in my time. & # 39;

The Clues: & # 39; We unicorns are notoriously shy, but I'm up against the trend. I'm even incredibly social & # 39; & # 39; I have seen many miracles in my time & # 39;

The Clues: & # 39; We unicorns are notoriously shy, but I'm up against the trend. I'm even incredibly social & # 39; & # 39; I have seen many miracles in my time & # 39;

The Clues: & # 39; We unicorns are notoriously shy, but I'm up against the trend. I'm even incredibly social & # 39; & # 39; I have seen many miracles in my time & # 39;

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