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The book Sittenfeld imagines that Hillary will never marry sex addict Bill Clinton

Hillary Clinton never married Bill, became a senator, and defeated him for the Democratic nomination in the 2016 presidential election, according to a fictional alternate version of her life in a new book.

Rodham imagines what would have happened if Hillary had turned down Bill’s proposal in 1974 and erased history that she became First Lady during his two terms as president.

It collapses Bill’s presidential campaign because of his infidelity, and he becomes a Silicon Valley billionaire attending drug-driven group sex parties with billionaires.

Hillary becomes a Senator for Illinois and their paths cross again in the 2016 election, where they stand up for the Democratic nomination – this time with Donald Trump supporting Hillary.

The fictional reality of Rodham from bestselling author Curtis Sittenfeld is full of tacky sex scenes between Hillary and Bill from when they dated.

Hillary Clinton never married Bill, became a senator, and defeated him for the Democratic nomination in the 2016 presidential election, according to a fictional alternate version of her life in a new book exclusively obtained by DailyMail.com. Pictured: Hillary during her college years at Wellesley College

Hillary Clinton never married Bill, became a senator, and defeated him for the Democratic nomination in the 2016 presidential election, according to a fictional alternate version of her life in a new book obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com. Pictured: Hillary during her college years at Wellesley College

Rodham imagines what would have happened if Hillary had turned down Bill's proposal in 1974 and erased history that she became First Lady during his two terms as president. In the photo: Bill and Hillary in the early 1970s

Rodham imagines what would have happened if Hillary had turned down Bill's proposal in 1974 and erased history that she became First Lady during his two terms as president. In the photo: Bill and Hillary in the early 1970s

Rodham imagines what would have happened if Hillary had turned down Bill’s proposal in 1974 and erased history that she became First Lady during his two terms as president. In the photo: Bill and Hillary in the early 1970s

Hillary becomes Senator for Illinois and their paths cross again in the 2016 election, where they stand up for the Democratic nomination - this time with Donald Trump (pictured in 2016) in support of Hillary

Hillary becomes Senator for Illinois and their paths cross again in the 2016 election, where they stand up for the Democratic nomination - this time with Donald Trump (pictured in 2016) in support of Hillary

Hillary becomes Senator for Illinois and their paths cross again in the 2016 election, where they stand up for the Democratic nomination – this time with Donald Trump (pictured in 2016) in support of Hillary

In the end, Hillary defeated Bill to become the Democratic candidate and defeated Republican presidential candidate, former Florida governor Jeb Bush

In the end, Hillary defeated Bill to become the Democratic candidate and defeated Republican presidential candidate, former Florida governor Jeb Bush

In the end, Hillary defeated Bill to become the Democratic candidate and defeated Republican presidential candidate, former Florida governor Jeb Bush

A review called it “pantsuit nation erotica,” referring to Hillary’s fondness for her garment.

In the book, Bill admits to being a sex addict who lost his virginity at age 14 and tells Hillary that “when a girl in a skirt walks by and I drool over a bone like a dog.”

Bill describes his obedience and says, “There’s definitely something wrong with me … it’s the way I imagine people who drink too much.”

Named after Hillary’s maiden name, Rodham is full of delightful parallels to reality and ‘what if’ moments that will surprise anyone familiar with the Clintons’ story.

That’s especially the case with Trump’s support for Clinton, like his fictional tweet, “Sleazy Bill Clinton should get out of the race unless you want b ** wjobs in the oval office!”

Rodham's fictional reality from bestselling author Curtis Sittenfeld is full of tacky sex scenes between Hillary and Bill from when they were dating

Rodham's fictional reality from bestselling author Curtis Sittenfeld is full of tacky sex scenes between Hillary and Bill from when they were dating

Rodham’s fictional reality from bestselling author Curtis Sittenfeld is full of tacky sex scenes between Hillary and Bill from when they were dating

The story begins in 1974, when Bill and Hillary meet as students at Yale Law School, and for the first year or so it remains real life history, albeit an X-rated version.

The first time Hillary sees Bill, she thinks he looks like a ‘lion’ and is impressed by his ‘huge’ hands.

During their first kiss in her apartment, Bill clears up about his sexual appetite.

He says, “As long as I can remember, even when I was little, I had a soft spot for a beautiful figure.

“A girl in a skirt walks by and I’m like a dog drooling over a bone. But it is love, not love. You and me, this is not a crush … this is different, I want this to last forever. ‘

Hillary feels the “thrust of Bill’s erection” and describes making love to him as “an almost unbearable ecstasy.”

During another sex session, Bill played the saxophone naked for her and said, “I’m in love with you. I can’t believe you exist. ‘

Hillary tells him that “I realize I’m not pretty,” but Bill says to her, “I’m the lucky one … you have great t * ts,” adding that she has a “delicious honey jar.”

But those things start to get sour that summer when they live in San Francisco while Hillary works at a civil liberties law firm.

Hillary catches Bill kissing another girl on the street and when they return home, Hillary distracts from the ruffled sheets they just had sex in their bed.

A desperate Bill tells her, “Even while it was going on, I regretted it.

“She was flirting with me, and I had a moment of weakness and gave in to temptation. I regret it with all my heart … it was just physical satisfaction. It was nothing compared to what we have. ‘

Hillary tells him, “This is such a betrayal.”

The story begins in 1974, when Bill and Hillary meet as students at Yale Law School, and for the first year or so it remains real life history, albeit an X-rated version. Pictured: Wellesley College class leader Hillary Rodham talks about student protests she supported in her speech

The story begins in 1974, when Bill and Hillary meet as students at Yale Law School, and for the first year or so it remains real life history, albeit an X-rated version. Pictured: Wellesley College class leader Hillary Rodham talks about student protests she supported in her speech

The story begins in 1974, when Bill and Hillary meet as students at Yale Law School, and for the first year or so it remains real life history, albeit an X-rated version. Pictured: Wellesley College class leader Hillary Rodham talks about student protests she supported in her speech

The first time Hillary sees Bill, she thinks he looks like a 'lion' and is impressed by his 'huge' hands. pictured: Bill and Hillary on their wedding day

The first time Hillary sees Bill, she thinks he looks like a 'lion' and is impressed by his 'huge' hands. pictured: Bill and Hillary on their wedding day

The first time Hillary sees Bill, she thinks he looks like a ‘lion’ and is impressed by his ‘huge’ hands. pictured: Bill and Hillary on their wedding day

During another sex session, Bill played the saxophone naked for her and said, “I’m in love with you. I can’t believe you exist. Hillary tells him that ‘I realize I’m not pretty,’ but Bill says to her, ‘I’m the lucky one … you have great t * ts’, adding that she has a ‘delicious honey jar’

Donald Trump’s ‘tweets’ in a parallel universe in support of Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump’s fictional tweets in support of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign – as described in ‘Rodham’.

3.12 am on July 17, 2015: Everyone knows that Cheatin ‘Bill lied about his marriage, why believe what he says about the election?

August 10, 2015, 1:00 PM: Sleazy Bill Clinton should quit the race unless you want Blowjobs in the Oval Office!

On September 4, 2015 at 11.43 pm: Hardball Hillary is a great leader who wants to put our economy first. Don’t vote for Cheatin ‘Bill!

Bill replies, “I swear on my Mammaw’s Bible … I’m a horny b *** d and I can’t help it.”

He continues: “There is definitely something wrong with me … it is the way I imagine people who drink too much. It’s a rarer moment when I’m not overwhelmed with how much I want to have sex than when I am … my male urge – they make fun of me. ‘

Bill admits he felt this way since he was 10 when he started masturbating and told Hillary, “I touched myself a lot. And I mean a lot. ‘

He confesses that he has never been loyal to a friend and bursts into tears for Hillary.

Bill says, “The flesh is weak. Lord knows how weak my flesh has been. But Hillary, my mind is yours. ‘

After Yale, Hillary moved to Fayetteville, Arkansas to support Bill’s run to the state’s 3rd congressional district, which he also did in real life.

He suggested, but she turned him down.

The issue for Hillary was how she would “follow” Bill because she was “watching” and exhausted and ashamed “to keep an eye on him at events.

She thinks to herself, “It was clear that I couldn’t live like this and certainly not for decades. I had to break up with Bill or trust him. ‘

Days before the election, a woman comes up to her in a parking lot and claims that Bill tried to force himself on.

She refuses to give her name and Hillary dismisses it as politically dirty tricks, but it remains on her mind.

After Yale, Hillary moved to Fayetteville, Arkansas to support Bill’s run to the state’s 3rd congressional district, which he also did in real life. He suggested, but she turned him down. The issue for Hillary was how she would “follow” Bill because she was “watching” and exhausted and ashamed “to keep an eye on him at events. On the photo: Hillary and Bill in 1992

After the election, Hillary confronts Bill and asks if he has ever slept with anyone at his campaign office, and he doesn’t deny it.

Hillary tells him, “I’m going to Fayetteville to fuck for you and you can’t even zip up your pants.”

Bill reiterates that she is a “smug b *** h” and that all presidents had their contacts, so what he does is not a big deal.

One night in bed, Hillary finally agrees to marry Bill, but he tells her not to because “I’ll drag you down.”

Bill says, “The problem with me is incurable … you don’t get the career you deserve here … and the problems I have will never go away.”

In 1975 they went their separate ways, a decision that Hillary “could have gone either way.”

What is wrong with me is incurable … you are not getting the career you deserve here … and the problems I have will never go away.

In Rodham’s alternate reality, Hillary moves back to Chicago and becomes a law professor at Northwestern University.

She has a number of relationships but never finds the right companion and feels ‘relieved’ to turn 40 and still be single.

Meanwhile, Bill marries a second-grade teacher, Sarah Grace Hebert, and becomes governor of Arkansas, which he did in real life.

In 1992 he made his run for president, but was haunted by claims of infidelity.

In the world of Rodham, a gossip magazine published an article saying that a Little Rock comedian claimed she had an affair with Bill for 12 years.

Bill and his wife went on a CBS show for 60 minutes to address the allegations.

The interview appears to be a nod to the 60-minute conversation Bill and Hillary gave in 1992, in which Hillary defended him saying, “You know, I’m not sitting here, a female standing next to my husband like Tammy Wynette.”

In the Rodham interview, Bill monopolizes the conversation, and in one of her few comments, Sarah Grace says, “I felt sorry for the woman.”

Meanwhile, Bill marries a second-grade teacher, Sarah Grace Hebert, and becomes governor of Arkansas, which he did in real life. In 1992 he made his run for president, but was haunted by claims of infidelity

Meanwhile, Bill marries a second-grade teacher, Sarah Grace Hebert, and becomes governor of Arkansas, which he did in real life. In 1992 he made his run for president, but was haunted by claims of infidelity

Meanwhile, Bill marries a second-grade teacher, Sarah Grace Hebert, and becomes governor of Arkansas, which he did in real life. In 1992, he made his appointment for the presidency, but is haunted by claims of infidelity

In the reality of the book, Bill's 60 interview is the catalyst for Hillary deciding she would run for the Senate in 1992. She becomes senator for three terms as Bill moves to Silicon Valley and becomes chief executive of an early web provider - when it becomes public he becomes a multi-millionaire

In the reality of the book, Bill's 60 interview is the catalyst for Hillary deciding she would run for the Senate in 1992. She becomes senator for three terms as Bill moves to Silicon Valley and becomes chief executive of an early web provider - when it becomes public he becomes a multi-millionaire

In the reality of the book, Bill’s 60 interview is the catalyst for Hillary deciding she would run for the Senate in 1992. She becomes senator for three terms as Bill moves to Silicon Valley and becomes chief executive of an early web provider – when it becomes public he becomes a multi-millionaire

It turns into a train wreck interview when Bill doesn’t deny that he ever had an affair when asked by the interviewer.

When asked about this, Sarah Grace bursts into tears.

Hillary, who watches TV, mocks, “Oh my god.”

Four days later, Bill leaves the presidential race, his political ambitions shattered.

In reality, Bill would win the Democratic presidential nomination and George H.W. Bush, continues to serve two terms.

In Rodham, Bush served a second term, followed by Jerry Brown, former Democratic California governor for one term, and then late Republican Senator John McCain who held two terms.

After that, Barack Obama won in 2008 and served two terms.

In the reality of the book, Bill’s 60 interview is the catalyst for Hillary deciding she would run for the Senate in 1992.

She becomes a three-term senator, while Bill moves to Silicon Valley and becomes chief executive of an early web provider – when it goes public he becomes a multi-millionaire.

Bill divorces his first wife and marries a woman named Evangeline Cole, a Harvard graduate and the daughter of an LA music producer.

During Hillary’s presidential run in 2008, her aversion to the press becomes toxic, just like in real life.

Reporters discussed her fictional finances, including the $ 29,000 she earned from investing in the 1980s with her former boyfriend Larry, a futures trader, who was locked up for five years in 1988 for trade fraud.

In Rodham, Bush served a second term, followed by Jerry Brown, former Democratic California governor for one term, and then late Republican Senator John McCain who held two terms. After that, Barack Obama won in 2008 and served two terms

In Rodham, Bush served a second term, followed by Jerry Brown, former Democratic California governor for one term, and then late Republican Senator John McCain who held two terms. After that, Barack Obama won in 2008 and served two terms

In Rodham, Bush served a second term, followed by Jerry Brown, former Democratic California governor for one term, and then late Republican Senator John McCain who held two terms. After that, Barack Obama won in 2008 and served two terms

Hillary deplores the “home industry” of merchandise that kills her character, such as T-shirts with her face on it and the words “HillLIARYy”, emphasizing “liar.”

Reporters also delved into her relationship with James, a former married colleague from the northwest of the country she had loved.

Colleague Susie’s widow alleged against journalists that they were having an affair, and Hillary fires her as “clearly a Republican.”

But what shocked Hillary was the suggestion that she killed James, possibly by hiring someone to do it.

As Rodham puts it, James committed suicide 11 months after she was first sworn in as a senator, but she thinks he had “ much bigger problems than I did, ” including accusations of misuse of college money for personal expenses.

The fictional plot reflects the real Travelgate scandal in which the Clintons were blamed for the suicide of Bill’s former White House deputy counsel, Vincent Foster, who was found dead in 1993 by a gunshot wound to the head.

In Rodham, when Hillary runs for president for the third time in 2015, rumors quickly spread that Bill will take part in the race.

By then, he was charged with “full of sexual harassment,” as one of Hillary’s associates describes it.

In 1993, he settled a case filed by a state employee in Arkansas for $ 850,000, and there were reports of attending “orgy parties.”

Bill calls Hillary to tell her he will run, which “sparked anger in me,” she says.

Hillary says to him, “Don’t get in my way,” but Bill replies, “You and I are going to have a lot of fun.”

Hillary thinks to herself, “You’re a ******. You fuck a ****** ‘.

Hillary watches Bill on TV and finds herself saying out loud, “The reason he shouldn’t be president is because he’s a sexual predator.”

Hillary conducts an opposition investigation into Bill and finds out that he has been married twice and had two children with his first wife.

Now he’s dating a woman in her 40s, Kristin Brown, who was 20 years younger – they have an open relationship and had threesomes with another woman.

The rumors of Silicon Valley orgy parties were true and were ‘high-profile, super-rich men’ having sex with young women in private mansions, where everyone is in ecstasy.

Bill calls Hillary to tell her he will run, which “sparked anger in me,” she says. Hillary says to him, “Don’t get in my way,” but Bill replies, “You and I are going to have a lot of fun.” Hillary thinks to herself, “You’re a ******. You fuck a ****** ‘. Hillary watches Bill on TV and says she says aloud, “The reason he shouldn’t be president is because he’s a sexual predator.”

It culminates in a ‘cuddle puddle’, apparently referring to group sex – and bondage too.

An employee says to Hillary, “They are proud, they think they disrupt sexuality and monogamy as if they disrupted the taxi industry.”

Among the charges against Bill were the cabaret singer of his run in 1992 and Sharalee Michell, an Arkansas state employee who claimed that Bill’s security detail took her to his hotel room in 1993 where he showed his genitals and said, “Kiss it.”

Then there was the most serious claim that he raped a woman named Vivian Tobin in Fayetteville – Hillary now believes this was the woman who met her in the parking lot.

As the campaign increases, people begin singing anti-Hillary slogans at the gatherings of Bill’s, and he’s doing nothing to stop them.

Hillary calls Bill and demands that he stop singing, threatening to know the woman who accused him of rape.

But he claims that he has “nothing to hide”.

Bill begins to challenge Hillary in the polls, becoming a sex symbol and the subject of memes like ’18 Times Bill Clinton Made Me Thirsty ‘and’ I Want Bill Clinton As My Sugar Daddy ‘.

So one of Hillary’s campaign workers comes up with the idea of ​​getting Trump to join the race to divert Bill’s attention.

They decide to ‘throw out the ethics campaign rulebook’ and arrange an ‘accidental’ meeting between Hillary and Trump in the conservatory of a morning TV show.

So one of Hillary's campaign workers comes up with the idea of ​​getting Trump to join the race to divert Bill's attention. They decide to 'throw out the ethics campaign rulebook' and arrange an 'accidental' meeting between Hillary and Trump in the conservatory of a morning TV show. But Trump refuses and instead becomes a surrogate for Hillary, telling a journalist that he has 'always been a feminist'

So one of Hillary's campaign workers comes up with the idea of ​​getting Trump to join the race to divert Bill's attention. They decide to 'throw out the ethics campaign rulebook' and arrange an 'accidental' meeting between Hillary and Trump in the conservatory of a morning TV show. But Trump refuses and instead becomes a surrogate for Hillary, telling a journalist that he has 'always been a feminist'

So one of Hillary’s campaign workers comes up with the idea of ​​getting Trump to join the race to divert Bill’s attention. They decide to ‘throw out the ethics campaign rulebook’ and arrange an ‘accidental’ meeting between Hillary and Trump in the conservatory of a morning TV show. But Trump refuses and instead becomes a surrogate for Hillary, telling a journalist that he has ‘always been a feminist’

When they met, Hillary praised the reviews of The Apprentice – which was in the alternative world of Rodham in its 14th season – calling the Republican candidates “losers.”

Hillary tells Trump, “I know that as a celebrity, you make so many demands on your time. But promise me you’ll think about it. ‘

But Trump refuses and instead becomes a surrogate for Hillary, telling a journalist that he has “ always been a feminist. ”

Bill tries to make peace with Hillary by inviting her to dinner, but it descends into a screaming match and he throws a cooking spoon at her as she marches out.

Hillary gets caught up in a scandal that the press calls “ Razorgate ” when a woman claims she subjected her to sexual harassment 20 years ago, as an assistant to Hillary’s first campaign in the Senate – and once ordered her to shave her legs.

Other rumors about Hillary claimed she had an affair with Beverly Collins, the lesbian TV presenter in the fictional universe of Rodham.

In an effort to defend Hillary, Trump tweeted, “Razorgate scandal is a lot of useless about nothing! All junior employees work far upwards with tasks that are not fun. ‘

Another time, Trump said on a TV show, “Hillary is not a beauty, but she is smart and that’s what we need for President.”

During another performance, Trump said, “If Hillary were younger, I’d worry she’d go crazy once a month, you know what I mean.”

In the end, Hillary defeats Bill to become the Democratic candidate and defeats Republican presidential candidate, former Florida governor Jeb Bush

In the end, Hillary defeats Bill to become the Democratic candidate and defeats Republican presidential candidate, former Florida governor Jeb Bush

In the end, Hillary defeats Bill to become the Democratic candidate and defeats Republican presidential candidate, former Florida governor Jeb Bush

Trump calls Clinton ‘Cheatin’ Bill ‘and tweets:’ Sleazy Bill Clinton should quit the race unless you want b ** w jobs in the oval office! ‘

Trump wanted to give his official endorsement at the Trump Hotel Las Vegas and, while Hillary stood next to her, deliver a speech similar to his real announcement that he was running for president.

Trump says that “Mexicans bring drugs, they are rapists” and says that America “should have taken the oil” when it invaded Iraq.

He says, “The American dream is dead. But if Hillary Clinton is elected president, she will bring it back bigger and better and stronger than ever before and make America great again. ‘

During the democratic debate, Anderson asks Cooper Hillary about Trump’s comments and says she disagrees on some points, but she thinks “our minds and hearts can be opened.”

In the end, Hillary defeats Bill to become the Democratic candidate, then defeats Republican presidential candidate, former Florida governor Jeb Bush.

Hillary says Trump remained a “thorn in my side” until election day and complained on Twitter that she hadn’t thanked him.

“Rodham” says, “Now that he’s been charged with tax fraud, he’s obsessed with pardoning him, which I absolutely won’t do.”

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