SNL FINALY takes a shot at Joe Biden 67 days after its inauguration

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Saturday Night Live finally took a shot at President Joe Biden 67 days after his inauguration with jokes about Kamala Harris leading the response to the border situation, his press conference cheat sheets and his Air Force One tumbled.

During the Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che, Jost said, “This week I felt like Biden on those stairs. You thought it had to get better, but it got worse repeatedly. ‘

Jost used the Biden quip to launch news about universal background checks for weapon purchases.

Colin Jost joked about President Joe Biden falling down the stairs of Air Force One

Colin Jost joked about President Joe Biden falling down the stairs of Air Force One

Maya Rudolph as Kamala Harris talks to Joe Biden during a sketch about a dinner Seder joking about Biden

Maya Rudolph as Kamala Harris talks to Joe Biden during a sketch about a dinner Seder joking about Biden

Maya Rudolph as Kamala Harris talks to Joe Biden during a sketch about a dinner Seder joking about Biden

The Seder skit also joked about Biden's use of cheat sheets during his first press conference

The Seder skit also joked about Biden's use of cheat sheets during his first press conference

The Seder skit also joked about Biden’s use of cheat sheets during his first press conference

In the Seder Sketch, SNL was also slapped over the disparity of Biden and Harris' functions, with Harris charged with fixing the boundary, while Biden 'making it rain' with 'stimmiechecks'

In the Seder Sketch, SNL was also slapped over the disparity of Biden and Harris' functions, with Harris charged with fixing the boundary, while Biden 'making it rain' with 'stimmiechecks'

In the Seder Sketch, SNL was also slapped over the disparity of Biden and Harris’ functions, with Harris charged with fixing the boundary, while Biden ‘making it rain’ with ‘stimmiechecks’

Earlier in the airing, host Maya Rudolph appeared as Kamala Harris holding a Passover Seder with her husband Doug Emhoff, played by Martin Short, while Biden – played by Alex Moffat – accompanies the party with his signature sunglasses.

‘Hey, have you all seen my press conference, it was so easy. Many critics thought I was not prepared enough mentally, but I think I proved them all wrong, ”Biden says, looking at flashcards.

The real Biden was depicted using cheat sheets during his first press conference – which didn’t stop him from misstating the most important facts and occasionally losing his train of thought.

“Oh Kamala, I’m not sure you’ve heard, but I’ve put you in charge of solving a minor immigration problem at the Mexican border.”

‘Yes, I heard that. Wow. Thanks for the opportunity. What a fun, solvable problem, ”Harris jokes before asking Biden about his responsibilities.

Biden replies, ‘Muah? Handing out checks. Who wants incentives. Woooo! Let it Rain.’

Earlier this week, the real-life Biden had appealed to Harris to spearhead the government’s efforts to stop the “ serious spike ” in immigration at the border and to strengthen relations with Mexico and other countries to slow migration.

Biden’s dog Major then joins the group when he “returns from retraining” as a Passover surprise. ‘

“He’s all better now, isn’t he Major? He’s a sweet dog, ”Biden says as Major growls.

The dog then attacks Emhoff in a joke about the real-life incident where Major had to be sent to Delaware after a biting incident at the White House.

The rescue puppy has since been spotted back in the White House after biting a security guard.

Saturday Night Live had Miami's wild Spring Breakers laced with crude 'waxed, vaxxed or snatched' gameshow during its lackluster cold open

Saturday Night Live had Miami's wild Spring Breakers laced with crude 'waxed, vaxxed or snatched' gameshow during its lackluster cold open

Saturday Night Live had Miami’s wild Spring Breakers laced with crude ‘waxed, vaxxed or snatched’ gameshow during its lackluster cold open

Hostess Maya Rudolph then introduces herself as Cece Vuvuzela while putting on a Spanish accent

Hostess Maya Rudolph then introduces herself as Cece Vuvuzela while putting on a Spanish accent

Hostess Maya Rudolph then introduces herself as Cece Vuvuzela while putting on a Spanish accent

Three male participants had to guess whether the woman had been 'waxed, vaxed, or snatched'

Three male participants had to guess whether the woman had been 'waxed, vaxed, or snatched'

Three male participants had to guess whether the woman had been ‘waxed, vaxed, or snatched’

“You’re watching MTV Spring Break Live in Miami Beach, where the party won’t stop until the government imposes a curfew,” Rudolph jokes in the sketch.

Saturday Night Live had Miami’s wild Spring Breakers laced with a crude ‘waxed, vaxed, or snatched’ game show during its lackluster cold open.

The opening sketch ignored hitting Biden and Harris, despite being off the air for four weeks.

You’re watching MTV Spring Break Live in Miami Beach, where the party doesn’t end until the government imposes a curfew. Then it’s the number one game show for singles with hot infections, ‘the show opens.

Hostess Maya Rudolph then introduces herself as Cece Vuvuzela while putting on a Spanish accent.

“We are here in beautiful Miami Beach during a global pandemic. We’re so close to the end, let’s screw it up! Rudolph says.

She then joked, ‘When I say’ fourth, ‘say’ wave ‘before introducing the game show, where three male contestants had to guess whether the woman was’ waxed, vaxxed, or snatched.’

Snatched: Which means their physique is good and tight. Vaxxed… or Waxed: which means smooth as a seal, ”Rudloph explains.

Rudolph introduces the show’s first ‘COVID treasure’ called Madison, who says she’s in Miami to ‘get COVID or have sex’.

“Don’t let the pandemic change your priorities,” Rudolph jokes.

One of the participants says, “She sounds like she’s into something crazy, so I’m going to say vaxxed.”