Crow is now being served up to all the trolls who put Kate Middleton to shame.
Eat up!
Finally, this smug arrogant leprechaun army – shuffling through the rank gossip swamps of bad jokes, hot takes and nonsense about body doubles and sanitariums – has been silenced by the Princess of Wales’ shock cancer diagnosis.
Now they can march back to nightfall and the twilight of fluttering careers with their ridiculous theories in tatters.
First among that legion of classless morons are Bravo Madam Andy Cohen and the bumbling nerd, John Oliver.
They joked last week that there was a ‘non-zero chance’ Kate was still alive.
Cohen then went ahead and tweeted – ‘That ain’t Kate’ – after a video of her emerged outside a Windsor farm shop.
Now there is a ‘non-zero chance’ that these boys will be able to slip out from under the disgusting gags without a great deal of brooding.
And I see you, Omid Scobie.
Harry and Meghan’s trademark cheerleader was chief among the unwanted tongue guards.
As reporters braced for an imminent announcement on Kate’s health on Friday, this beaming spirit tweeted (and deleted) a picture of her iPhone alarm set for the exact moment the news was to be broadcast around the world.
First among that legion of classless morons are Bravo Madam Andy Cohen and the bumbling nerd, John Oliver. They joked last week that there was a ‘non-zero chance’ Kate was still alive.
Harry and Meghan’s trademark cheerleader Omid Scobie was chief among the unwanted tongue guards.
Scobie tweeted (and subsequently deleted) a photo of his iPhone alarm set for the exact moment the news was to be broadcast around the world.
What did he think the palace would reveal?
That this pending announcement would magically justify the despicable behavior of Scobie and his fellow Kate-baiters?
Instead, a family and indeed a nation has been gutted by the news of a beloved mother of three struggling with a devastating diagnosis.
So Scobie can suck it. Like all the other vile opportunists who danced under this dark cloud looming over the Welsh.
Loudmouth tech CEO Christopher Bouzy, made famous by his appearance in Harry and Meghan’s whiny Netflix docuseries, went full on the tin-hat, NASA-faked-moon-landing hoax.
In a never-ending series of unhinged tweets, he claimed to have analyzed the footage of William and Kate in Windsor, and ‘proved’ that it was not her who was caught, but perhaps a double.
“We still haven’t seen Kate in public,” he declared to his 350,000 followers on X.
A simple explanation for why Kate could look so ‘different’ – as he insisted on very personally pointing out – is that she has undergone chemo and probably lost weight after the operation.
But such details matter in order not to bullish Bouzy. His conspiratorial claptrap remains live on his social media at the time of publication.
Loudmouth tech CEO Christopher Bouzy, made famous by his appearance in Harry and Meghan’s whiny Netflix docuseries, went full on the tin-hat, NASA-faked-moon-landing hoax.
In a never-ending series of unhinged tweets, he claimed to have analyzed the footage of William and Kate in Windsor, and ‘proved’ that it was not her who was caught, but perhaps a double.
Cohen went ahead and tweeted – ‘That ain’t Kate’ – after a video of her emerged outside a Windsor farm shop.
On Friday, with the princess’s announcement imminent, he half-heartedly tweeted: ‘Hopefully Kate is ok.’
You picked the wrong side, Chris. Now go crawl away and let the poor woman recover for a moment while you scrape what’s left of your sticky dignity off the pavement.
Why didn’t it occur to these idiots that stomach surgery – which we had been told she had undergone months ago – could be quite serious?
A major operation that keeps an otherwise healthy 42-year-old away from work for three months hardly sounds like a joke.
Yet many of these Katespiracists are the same fame-whore hacks who demanded apologies and respect on behalf of the Duke and Duchess of Santa Barbara as they went on their endless, please-sorry-for-us privilege tour .
Where is that #BeKind courage now?
Even a sitting US Senator couldn’t help but downplay the collective lump in our throats we all felt as Kate bravely leveled with us.
Democratic Congressman Chris Murphy publicly booed when his cable news segment was canceled to report the shocking news on Friday.
“I was supposed to be on CNN at 2pm to talk about the anniversary of the Affordable Care Act and the millions of lives it has saved, but the interview has been marred by this much more important topic,” he tweeted… then deleted.
Have some decency you rancid sack of donkey shit!
And who else deserves a kick?
Kim Lard-ashian!
She flexed her leather-clad BBL on Instagram last week with the caption: ‘About to go find Kate.’
Haha. It is so funny! Did you come up with it yourself, Kim?
You’d think she of all people would be a bit more sensitive.
Kim Lard-ashian flexed her leather-clad BBL on Instagram last week with the caption: ‘About to go find Kate.’
Desperate to boost her new brand of bubbly shrew juice, Blake Lively (above) took the opportunity to bully and mock Kate in a promo post on Insta.
At least Lively had the temerity to acknowledge her lapse in human decency and issued an unreserved apology on Friday night.
As a woman who lost her father to cancer, she knows all too well the uncertainty that comes with surprising medical procedures.
And as a mother, how could she not stop for a moment and consider that Kate might have delivered some terrible news to her children before blasting it on social media?
Bad look, honey.
Actress and Taylor Swift groupie, Blake Lively couldn’t muster much better.
Desperate to boost her new brand of fizzy shrew juice, she took the opportunity to bully and mock Kate in a promo post on Insta.
Now those barbs are aging as well as a Hillary Clinton victory speech in 2016.
But at least Lively had the temerity to acknowledge her lapse in human decency and on Friday night offered an unreserved apology.
‘I made a silly post about the “photoshop fails” craziness and oh man that post pissed me off today. I’m sorry,’ she wrote.
All the other trolls must now follow suit.
And the next time the mob of heartless scouts stumbles into a great earth-shattering conspiracy, give it a shot before you join the stampede.
Someone’s world may have just fallen apart and they may need a second to pick up the pieces before posting about it on TikTok.