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AMANDA PLATELL: Stay away from Britain, Meghan. . . you are not welcome here

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Meghan, pictured with Harry, plans to hire a PR guru in the UK to revive her position here.

It’s been just over a year since Prince Harry published his cruel memoir Spare.

In it he portrayed his brother William as a violent bully and his sister-in-law Kate as a Stepford wife chosen because she “fit the royal mould”, unlike his beloved wife Meghan.

It was a painful experience for the Prince and Princess of Wales, who had no right to respond to these horrible insults.

Worse was to come when Kate was named as one of the ‘racist’ royals first alluded to in Meghan and Harry’s interview with Oprah Winfrey in 2021, after allegedly questioning future skin color of the Sussexes’ first son, Archie.

Often sitting next to Harry during his attacks on his family was his calculating and self-satisfied ex-wife, Meghan, a former television actress, capitalizing on her in-laws’ personal drama while taking millions from Netflix and other paymasters.

Meghan, pictured with Harry, plans to hire a PR guru in the UK to revive her position here.

Meghan, pictured with Harry, plans to hire a PR guru in the UK to revive her position here.

No one has caused more damage to the institution of the Royal Family than Meghan Markle, maintains Amanda Platell

No one has caused more damage to the institution of the Royal Family than Meghan Markle, maintains Amanda Platell

No one has caused more damage to the institution of the Royal Family than Meghan Markle, maintains Amanda Platell

Now we learn that with her popularity declining in the United States, Meghan plans to hire a public relations guru in the United Kingdom to revive her position here.

All I can say is good luck with that. As those of us who love the Royal Family know, no one has caused more damage to the institution than Meghan Markle, still clinging to her title of ‘Duchess’.

Could she really be trying to reinvent herself in Britain while poor Kate recovers at home after surgery and is not expected to appear in public before Easter at the earliest? She is nothing short of abominable.

Only Kate’s immediate family and close associates know what’s really ailing her, but Harry and Meghan’s constant attacks can’t have helped alleviate her stress and anxiety levels in recent years.

So if I had the miserable job of being a public relations advisor to the Duchess and was tasked with the impossible task of rehabilitating her in a country she had rejected, my message would be: ‘Stay away. Forever.’

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