Bondi locals were left scratching their heads after discovering spicy notes plastered all over their beachside suburb.
Those who were there on Valentine’s Day reported seeing advertisements on poles and trucks for a “climax courier” service, a first in the country.
“An orgasm delivered faster than the 333 to Bondi Junction,” read a note on the side of a truck.
“Roses are red, violets are fine, I prefer to have an organism in just 15 minutes,” said another.
Notes are courtesy of ilo welfare – a sexual health brand running a promotion promising those living in postcodes 2026 (Bondi, Bondi Beach, North Bondi, Tamarama) and 2022 (Bondi Junction, Queens Park) delivery of a vibrator in just 15 minutes.
Australians were left scratching their heads after discovering spicy notes plastered all over one of the country’s most exclusive suburbs.
Locals are delighted with the offer and many praise the excellent idea on social media.
‘Sign me up!’ wrote one excited woman.
‘I have experienced a significant transformation in my own life. “I literally went to heaven, I’m on the moon,” one shopper revealed in a five-star review.
Sydneysiders in Bondi spent Valentine’s Day morning spotting notes about a certain ‘culminating courier’ service
Australians can get their hands on wellness shopping by simply using the code ‘GETOFF’ and ordering before 10pm on Wednesday 14 February.
ilo Wellness told FEMAIL that it intended to raise awareness about sexual health and empowerment.
The small Australian business has been making waves with its unique products and important message.
‘Hey, in 2024, talking about sexual well-being shouldn’t be taboo. It’s time to break down those barriers and take ownership of our pleasure!’ a spokesperson told FEMAIL.