Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with tantalizing reactions to ex-partners

No way back! Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with tantalizing text responses to hopeful ex-partners

  • Hilarious posts from around the world collected by withmyladies.com
  • After ex-partners secretly attempt to rekindle romance, this recap gives a lesson in how to provide shade in just a few hundred characters
  • A woman says to her ex: ‘Do you want to be the sun in my life? All right, then stay 92, 935, 700 miles away from me :)’
  • Another jokes: ‘Are you air or water? Then I don’t need you…’


When a relationship ends, it’s rarely completely over, as this selection of posts—in which exes try to rekindle the flames of passion with past squeezes—prove.

But ex-partners from around the world, desperate for a new romance with women they’ve dumped or cheated on, got short shrift to this spirited masterclass rounded out by withmyladies.com.

There’s the woman who made her one-time partner smaller with the line, “Do you want to be the sun in my life? All right, then stay 92, 935, 700 miles away from me :)’

And then there’s the texter who, after being laced with a string of messages trying to connect, simply wrote “unsubscribe” back. ouch.

Scroll down for a selection of attitude-filled answers that have kicked one-time partners well and truly to the curb…

Beautiful nightmare: this romance stays firmly in the past thanks to a no-nonsense comeback

Well, that's hell!  Paige brings in her ex...then unleashes the distance from the sun

Well, that’s hell! Paige brings in her ex…then unleashes the distance from the sun

Don't mince words... June 8th means absolutely nothing but problems for this person

Don’t mince words… June 8th means absolutely nothing but problems for this person

Keep it short: like a subscription you no longer want, this person is throwing away their old flame

Keep it short: like a subscription you no longer want, this person is throwing away their old flame

Absolutely no punches: This former lover gets it right where it hurts

Absolutely no punches: This former lover gets it right where it hurts

In your dreams, friend!  This woman offers a wry comeback to a sleazy message

In your dreams, friend! This woman offers a wry comeback to a sleazy message

Washing my hair EVERY day: there is no chance of a flat white between these two

Washing my hair EVERY day: there is no chance of a flat white between these two

This person now sleeps like a baby...without a cheater in their life

This person now sleeps like a baby…without a cheater in their life

Failed at the first hurdle: Disjointed romantic messages won't work if you misspell someone's name

Failed at the first hurdle: Disjointed romantic messages won’t work if you misspell someone’s name

A little hard, maybe: This person doesn't make a bone about their lack of feeling for an ex

A little hard, maybe: This person doesn’t make a bone about their lack of feeling for an ex

Fallen for!  This woman serves her revenge well cold

Fallen for! This woman serves her revenge well cold

Find me on social!  A former partner has no plans to see their ex in the flesh anytime soon

Find me on social! A former partner has no plans to see their ex in the flesh anytime soon

Put down!  An overdramatic message is short shrift here

Put down! An overdramatic message is short shrift here

That's my excuse!  This relationship is dead and buried, at least according to one person in it

That’s my excuse! This relationship is dead and buried, at least according to one person in it

Never go back: labeling her one-time love as a mistake, this person only looks to the future

Never go back: labeling her one-time love as a mistake, this person only looks to the future

Such a Joker: This iMessage Provokes a String of Laughter, Then a Curt Goodbye

Such a Joker: This iMessage Provokes a String of Laughter, Then a Curt Goodbye

No breath: An apology for cheating gets this womanizer absolutely nowhere

No breath: An apology for cheating gets this womanizer absolutely nowhere

Need a hole in the head: this person gives his old love the heave-ho

Need a hole in the head: this person gives his old love the heave-ho

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