Pickle me up: Hilarious autocorrect fails, from Krispy Koreans to wet, sloppy kids

What did you say? People Share Their Funniest Text Autocorrect Fails — Including a Mom Who Said Her Son Was ‘Adopted’ Instead of ‘Accepted’

  • My Health Gazette rounded up some of the funniest autocorrect errors ever
  • From mind-boggling to downright obscure, these messages left recipients shocked
  • Among the corrections are chests instead of castles in declarations of love

As many of us know, a misguided autocorrect can drastically change the meaning of a message.

So don’t think about these people whose lyrics were inadvertently altered by technology, with dramatic results.

My health newspaper has brought up some of the funniest botched posts from around the world – including a fix that erroneously sees chest being used instead of castle in a declaration of love.

Another mistakes a burglar for a squirrel (which causes the hapless reader to panic), and the other sends wet, untidy children instead of kisses.

Here, FEMAIL reveals some of the funniest autocorrect mistakes ever…

We've all had crazy days - but usually not as crazy as 'devouring' babies in taxis, where this mom's auto-corrected messages tell a whole story

We’ve all had crazy days – but usually not as crazy as ‘devouring’ babies in taxis, where this mom’s auto-corrected messages tell a whole story

This brutal autocorrect disaster could mean the relationship is doomed to failure after the sender seemingly threatened to buy their partner a chest

This brutal autocorrect disaster could mean the relationship is doomed to failure after the sender seemingly threatened to buy their partner a chest

This brutal autocorrect disaster could mean the relationship is doomed to failure after the sender seemingly threatened to buy their partner a chest

You would expect news of this magnitude to be worth a phone call.  This text was so shocking, it apparently took five years of the recipient's life

You would expect news of this magnitude to be worth a phone call.  This text was so shocking, it apparently took five years of the recipient's life

You would expect news of this magnitude to be worth a phone call. This text was so shocking, it apparently took five years of the recipient’s life

Adopted, accepted, there is a big difference.  Unless you're dealing with technology, in which case they're the same

Adopted, accepted, there is a big difference.  Unless you're dealing with technology, in which case they're the same

Adopted, accepted, there is a big difference. Unless you’re dealing with technology, in which case they’re the same

Well, that could have gone horribly wrong... asking your boyfriend to get pregnant before they come - even if they're a really good friend - is a favor too far

Well, that could have gone horribly wrong... asking your boyfriend to get pregnant before they come - even if they're a really good friend - is a favor too far

Well, that could have gone horribly wrong… asking your boyfriend to get pregnant before they come – even if they’re a really good friend – is a favor too far

Autocorrect takes an increasingly bizarre turn when it changes the usual expression “pick me up” to “pickle me up.” What was it thinking?

We may never understand what this person was actually trying to say.  Perhaps they pondered some of life's greatest mysteries.  Do ducks have coats?

We may never understand what this person was actually trying to say.  Perhaps they pondered some of life's greatest mysteries.  Do ducks have coats?

We may never understand what this person was actually trying to say. Perhaps they pondered some of life’s greatest mysteries. Do ducks have coats?

This autocorrect disaster could have ended in a call to emergency services, the phone bizarrely turning 'squirrel' into burglar

This autocorrect disaster could have ended in a call to emergency services, the phone bizarrely turning 'squirrel' into burglar

This autocorrect disaster could have ended in a call to emergency services, the phone bizarrely turning ‘squirrel’ into burglar

Most people would probably get into a pretty big fight if their significant other drove around with a corpse.  Good thing this sender actually meant a Camaro car

Most people would probably have a pretty big fight if their significant other drove around with a corpse.  Good thing this sender actually meant a Camaro car

Most people would probably have a pretty big fight if their significant other drove around with a corpse. Good thing this sender actually meant a Camaro car

Punching DVDs could be a new age technique for venting your anger...or it could just be autocorrect ruining standard words like 'face' again

Punching DVDs could be a new age technique for venting your anger...or it could just be autocorrect ruining standard words like 'face' again

Punching DVDs could be a new age technique for venting your anger…or it could just be autocorrect ruining standard words like ‘face’ again

There is so much to unpack here.  Wet messy kids?  From a dog?  Thank god this is the phone spell checker that is rogue

There is so much to unpack here.  Wet messy kids?  From a dog?  Thank goodness this is the phone spell checker that is rogue

There is so much to unpack here. Wet messy kids? From a dog? Thank goodness this is the phone spell checker that is rogue

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