Miranda reveals she held a ‘sore Hart’ party where they ate crumble after she broke up with her new husband

Miranda Hart revealed that she and her friend enjoyed a ‘Hart heartache party’ where they ate crumble during a brief separation from her husband that occurred before they got married.

The comedian, 51, revealed in her book I Haven’t Been Entirely Honest With You, that after a shocking breakup with her new man, her best friend comforted her and allowed her to wallow.

In her new book, Miranda confessed that she and the building inspector broke up “briefly” before realizing the depth of their feelings for each other.

After the ‘horrible’ split, the stand-up hosted a pity party where the two ate crumbs with different ingredients and sorted them.

She wrote: ‘I took my own advice and had a heartache party with my friend.

‘I reminded him that I was the designated Royal Crumble taster and that he should go to the shops immediately to get me all the crumbles and toppings possible so that I could review them and decide the best combination.

“She let me gloat over the first crumble because I missed The Boy so much, but then she made me list my victories and all the progress I had made using the remaining crumbles to celebrate and therefore not completely fall apart!”

The comedian surprised her fans this week when she announced she was getting married at the age of 51, but revealed that it wasn’t all plain sailing.

The star explained that despite the couple’s deepening feelings, they were forced to take a break and determine if their circumstances would allow them to reunite.

But at the end of his new book he confirmed that the pair were reunited and that ‘The Boy From Bristol had something to share’. The fact that he was angry and in a bad mood did not discourage him. The body didn’t put him off, despite witnessing a massive midlife inflation that my inner critic didn’t enjoy!

Miranda met her building surveyor husband when he came to fix a mold problem in their £2million home, after believing her “hope of finding love was very, very slim”.

The comedy star revealed on One Show on Tuesday that she married the building surveyor this year at the age of 51 after he proposed to her in Kew Gardens, west London.

The comedian has gone to great lengths not to reveal his identity, referring to him in his new book I Haven’t Been Completely Honest With You as simply ‘The Kid’ or ‘The Mold Man’.

The man, whom he met when he came to fix a mold problem in his £2million home, is described as “a man with graying gray hair on a fine-featured man”.

Going into detail in her memoir about how she popped the question, the actress explained that her boyfriend suggested the couple go to the gardens for a walk on a “normal January day.”

She wrote: “We stood still on the bridge overlooking the lake when the silence was broken when he said, quite seriously, ‘Miranda’. I turned around and as I did so he knelt. ‘Miranda…’

‘I don’t remember anything else because I just burst into tears, apparently saying yes before he finished the sentence (awkward if I had been tying a shoelace…)’

She wrote emotionally: ‘I didn’t think a traditional proposal would affect me so much.

“But there was someone who knew all my ridiculousness and brokenness and was still willing to lean down, look at me, and commit to loving me and being by my side for the rest of his life.”

Miranda later described her husband as kind, loving and very funny, before dramatically writing: “He’s not my boyfriend.” He is my husband. We got married when I was fifty-one.