Read the new entry rules for Australia’s ‘most exclusive’ swingers club, including its age and size restrictions: ‘We don’t expect you to be a supermodel’
- Melbourne swingers club says it’s the best in Oz
- A list of size and age restrictions is posted.
- Men shouldn’t carry ‘excess weight’ on their stomachs
- Women should be between a size 8 and a size 12.
An elite swingers club that claims to be “Australia’s most exclusive” has relaunched with new age and size restrictions.
Kew’s Monkey Club in Melbourne, near the city’s elite private school belt, caused a storm last year when its rules were posted online.
The attention, which included anger over its size requirements, caused the people behind the club to hide the website.
However, the club has now launched a new website describing it as the best swingers club in the country.
There are also a number of new rules that people wishing to access the invite-only club will need to follow.
Kew’s Monkey Club in Melbourne, near the city’s elite private school belt, caused a storm last year when its rules were posted online.
Now it’s back with a bang and a new website describing it as the best swingers club in the country.
Men have been warned not to carry any “excess weight around the stomach area” and to be “lean, athletic, or muscular.”
They must be between the ages of 21 and 35 and must submit a photo which will then be ‘screened’.
For women, you should be within the size range 8-12, as well as 21-35 years of age.
Men and women are asked to submit photos with strict instructions prohibiting ‘breathing’ and ‘sunglasses’.
The website says: ‘Accordingly, we need to see photos with today’s date on a piece of paper in your hand, including your face.
‘Please note that we do NOT accept photos with sunglasses on, nor do we accept enhanced or filtered photos (we want to see the real you).
‘We do NOT expect you to be a supermodel!’
He claims to have attracted a large number of customers who fit his specifications.
Men have been warned not to carry any “excess weight around the stomach area” and to be “lean, athletic, or muscular.”
A couple will have to pay $150 for a night at the club, while a single man will have to pay $180 and a single woman will have to pay $80.
Participants are also cautioned: ‘Since you are going to be in very intimate situations with other people, make sure you shower right before you come to the party, not that morning!
‘Make sure your personal hygiene is 150%, this includes body odour, breath and genitals (front and back). Please note that anyone not adhering to the latter will be asked to rectify or be asked to leave.
Men are also asked to dress ‘smart-casual’, while women are warned not to dress in jeans and to stick to a ‘little black number’ when in doubt.
The website adds: ‘From the moment you arrive, you’ll see that it’s like the inside of a five-star hotel.
‘On arrival you will be given a guided tour of the site, which is spread over two floors and consists mainly of open plan play areas.
“The very seductive 5-star environment is furnished with furniture imported from the UK, France and Japan, and artwork from the four corners of the world.
There are beautiful king and queen beds in all play areas, and our infamous 1960s Austin Power round bed, and many other intriguing and erotic items too numerous to mention.
‘Once you’re done with the tour, the next 1.5-2 hours are yours to relax and meet your fellow players (which also helps calm any nerves you may be experiencing for the first time… Don’t worry, Nerves are completely normal!!)’
