Matty ‘J’ Johnson’s horror sex story about getting caught with a bottle of lube

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Matty ‘J’ Johnson shares horror sex story of being caught with a bottle of lube by fiancé Laura Byrne’s friends after masturbating at dinner in their house

Former single Matty ‘J’ Johson revealed he was in a tricky situation when his fiancé Laura Byrne invited her friends over to their house.

The 33-year-old recalled the very uncomfortable story on the Uncircumcised life podcast – hosted by Laura and her friend Brittany Hockley – this week.

He explained that sex wasn’t on the cards between him and Laura after she just gave birth to their second daughter Lola, so he’d used a lubricant to help with his own pleasure.

Embarrassing: Matty 'J' Johnson shared a really awkward story seeing him in a sticky situation with a bottle of lube and the friends of his fiancé Laura Byrne on the Life Uncut podcast this week

Embarrassing: Matty ‘J’ Johnson shared a really awkward story seeing him in a sticky situation with a bottle of lube and the friends of his fiancé Laura Byrne on the Life Uncut podcast this week

He said, ‘When it comes to masturbating, I don’t use lube … When I took it out I thought’ oh there’s that lube, maybe I should try that to mix things up and see what it’s like. is like, look what I’m missing. ”

Matty, a podcast host herself, said he saw the bottle in the back of a drawer in their ensuite bathroom.

Laura intervened and said, ‘It’s yours before we got together, it was literally brought with us from your old apartment. It’s lube you used on someone else because we’ve never used it. ‘

Offended!  He revealed that he left a bottle of lube in the main bathroom of their home while Laura had her friends.  Matty said, 'It wasn't until mid-night ... that I realized I still left the lube in the bathroom, next to the hand wash'

Offended!  He revealed that he left a bottle of lube in the main bathroom of their home while Laura had her friends.  Matty said, 'It wasn't until mid-night ... that I realized I still left the lube in the bathroom, next to the hand wash'

Offended! He revealed that he left a bottle of lube in the main bathroom of their home while Laura had her friends. Matty said, ‘It wasn’t until mid-night … that I realized I still left the lube in the bathroom, next to the hand wash’

The reality TV star noted that it was from the days when they lived in his old shared home and that they somehow took it with them when they moved.

He said that after masturbating, he moved the bottle to their main bathroom and left it there.

“ It wasn’t until mid-evening, when they (Laura’s friends) came to dinner, that I realized I had still left the lube in the bathroom, next to the hand wash, ” he revealed.

Oops!  Tormented by his forgetfulness, Matty added: 'Three of the girls had gone to the bathroom and they would have known'

Oops!  Tormented by his forgetfulness, Matty added: 'Three of the girls had gone to the bathroom and they would have known'

Oops! Tormented by his forgetfulness, Matty added: ‘Three of the girls had gone to the bathroom and they would have known’

Tormented by his forgetfulness, Matty added, “Three of the girls had gone to the bathroom and they would have known it.”

Co-host Brittany was relieved when the story ended, saying, “I thought where this was going was you were going to jerk off while Laura had her friends, and I thought this is a bit weird.”

Meanwhile, Laura said she thought the story was that her fiancé had used the “five-year-old” bottle of lube as toothpaste.

Funny Theories: Co-presenter Brittany (left) was relieved as the story drew to a close, saying, 'I thought where this was going was you were going to jerk off while Laura had her friends.  Meanwhile, Laura (right) said she thought the story was that her fiancé used the bottle of lube as toothpaste.

Funny Theories: Co-presenter Brittany (left) was relieved when the story ended, saying, 'I thought where this was going was you were going to jerk off while Laura had her friends.  Meanwhile, Laura (right) said she thought the story was that her fiancé used the bottle of lube as toothpaste.

Funny Theories: Co-presenter Brittany (left) was relieved when the story ended, saying, ‘I thought where this was going was you were going to jerk off while Laura had her friends. Meanwhile, Laura (right) said she thought the story was that her fiancé used the bottle of lube as toothpaste.

‘This was ok compared to where I thought the story was going,’ she added.

Brittany continued and asked, “How did it feel to use expired lube on your penis?”

“Easy,” said the old bachelor of his experience.

Matty and Laura welcomed their second child, daughter Lola Ellis, in February.

The couple, who meet on season five of The Bachelor, are also doting parents to daughter Marlie-Mae, one.

Family: Matty and Laura welcomed their second child, daughter Lola Ellis, in February.  The couple, who meet on season five of The Bachelor, are also doting parents to daughter Marlie-Mae, a

Family: Matty and Laura welcomed their second child, daughter Lola Ellis, in February.  The couple, who meet on season five of The Bachelor, are also doting parents to daughter Marlie-Mae, a

Family: Matty and Laura welcomed their second child, daughter Lola Ellis, in February. The couple, who meet on season five of The Bachelor, are also doting parents to daughter Marlie-Mae, a

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