A man has given a hilarious play-by-play story of what it’s like to drink a large dose of salt laxative – and people can’t figure out how ‘true’ his descriptions are.
The viral message, written by an Instagram user named Raymond, was recently shared by the meme account on Monday @sourpsycho where it has received more than 17,000 likes in just five hours.
“What happens if you drink 10 oz Magnesium citrate?” Raymond wrote at the start of his position. “I’m glad you asked …”
Yikes: an Instagram user named Raymond has given a graphic play-by-play account about what it’s like to drink a 10 oz bottle of the salt laxative magnesium citrate (stock image)
He further revealed that at 12:05 pm he had ‘shot’ a 10 oz bottle as if it were a lukewarm PBR, and the taste wasn’t great.
“It’s supposed to be a grape flavor, but it becomes pretty clear that the person who led the R&D team that day never tasted anything in his life,” he explained. “You already regret this decision.”
While he waited for the laxative effect to occur, he said he ate a handful of chips, and noted that “it becomes fluid before it even clears your throat, but you don’t care.”
By 12:37 he had his “first sign of life” when the pressure in his gut increased.
“You already have 5 pounds of damaged nonsense in your colon and you have just drunk the” safe for people “version of Drano,” he explained. ‘You finally feel a poop coming up. You think it’s time. You got it wrong. You get a small snake roll as a teaser.
“Note … this is the last semi-solid guess you’ll see leaving your body for the next 24 hours,” he added.
Keep it real: at the start of his job, Raymond asked the question: “What happens if you drink 10 oz of magnesium citrate?” and then continued with answers
Twenty minutes later, the magnesium citrate was smashed and he found himself stumbling to the bathroom.
“Your stomach is angry now. It hates you … you can feel it. You have exactly 0.3 seconds to go to the nearest toilet, but you can’t run … NEVER run! “he warned. “You pray to God that there is enough elasticity in your butt hole to keep the gates closed for another 5 steps while you preventively undo your pants to save valuable time. I am almost there. 3 … 2 … 1 … “
Raymond did not hold back with his vivid description of what it is like to poop violently after drinking a bottle of salt laxative.
“Your cheeks barely touch the chair and all hell breaks loose,” he explained. ‘The crap / water mixture that you have just made comes out with so much force that it squirts the back of the toilet bowl at a 45-degree angle, causing it to bend in all directions except downwards.
“Is that blood? False alarm. Those are just the remains of a cherry pie that you ate on Thanksgiving … when you were 5, “he continued. “The smell is horrible … the sound is frightening. You try to pinch what is left of your butthole to soften the blow, but it doesn’t work. The whole house just heard your liquid fart as it gurgled from your bottom. “
Raymond noted that everything that happened between 13.06 and 20:30 was a “blurry,” and explained that it felt like nothing was left in his body.
Hard to handle: he graphically described everything that happened to him between 12:05 a.m. and 8:37 p.m. and admitted that some hours were a ‘haze’
Striking a chord: fans couldn’t get enough of his hilarious account, with many admitting that they had similar experiences
“You’ve thrown away everything you’ve ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have eaten since the beginning of the 19th century, and your ass now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand it contains jalapeno seeds, “he wrote.
‘You are now curled up in the bathroom because you have to stay within reach of the toilet at all times. You have poop sweat. You meet Jesus. “
Less than 10 minutes later he said ‘you are broken’, your ass is broken, ‘and’ your mind is broken. He insisted that “life as you know it will never be the same.” “
“But … tomorrow is a new day,” he added. “You wake up, put on the only remaining underwear [you] and you go to Walmart with the last bit of dignity you have left … and buy a new toilet brush. You deserve it.’
Many commentators can relate to Raymon’s message, with one person writing: “It’s funny because it’s so true.”
Another added: “The story is so real!”
“I drank this once when I had problems. I am in my pants without warning while I am cooking in my kitchen. #nojoke, “someone else admitted.