Man makes parody Tinder account for 69-year-old handyman & # 39; Bill & # 39; looking for & # 39; hanky panky & # 39;

& # 39; I am an attractive man looking for a woman to cook me supper & # 39 ;: the man is putting a brilliant parody on Tinder account for the 69-year-old handyman & # 39; Bill & # 39; which & # 39; only has time for handkerchief & # 39;

  • GoofyDads employee Danny Spears has set up the funny fake profile
  • He aged photos & # 39; s of himself with FaceApp and added a funny bio
  • & # 39; Bill & # 39; says he & # 39; is an attractive man who is looking for a woman to cook me & # 39; such as macaroni and cheese
  • He has no time for no games, wants & # 39; hanky panky & # 39; and & # 39; does not want children & # 39;
  • Spears also sent some funny messages that he exchanged with women
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A parody Tinder account for a very special (and sex-oriented) 69-year-old man named Bill has hundreds of Facebook users in stitches.

GoofyDads employee Danny Spears, who is based in the US, has created the funny fake profile for Bill, a handy man who lives in the apparently fictional city of Mount Washing.

Bill is looking for a woman who will cook him supper – especially macaroni and cheese – loves a handkerchief and listens to Hall and Oats – but don't ask me to make you a baby.

Parody: GoofyDads employee Danny Spears has set up a funny fake profile for Bill, a 69-year-old handyman who sets himself up as an attractive single & # 39; regards

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Parody: GoofyDads employee Danny Spears has set up a funny fake profile for Bill, a 69-year-old handyman who sets himself up as an attractive single & # 39; regards

The profile contains several photos of Bill. In his main photo, he looks like a deer in newspaper headlines, with a painful smile under a small mustache.

He also offered a shot over the shoulder that highlighted his back, plus a sexy crooked shot with his & # 39; I heart my wiener & # 39; shirt.

But his bio is where the real comedy is.

& # 39; I am an attractive man looking for a woman to cook me with. I don't have time for no games because I work and I only have time for hanky panky ok & # 39 ;, it says.

& # 39; The woman I have chosen must also be fit, because I am a bit of a clidesdale.

& # 39; I don't want children, so don't ask me to make you a baby Karen. Macironi and cheese is my favorite food but not ok ok. Thanks.

To business! & # 39; I don't have time for no games because I work and only have time for hanky panky ok & # 39 ;, the profile is
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To business! & # 39; I don't have time for no games because I work and only have time for hanky panky ok & # 39 ;, the profile is

To business! & # 39; I don't have time for no games because I work and only have time for hanky panky ok & # 39 ;, the profile is

Not Kraft: & # 39; I don't want children, so don't ask me to make you a baby Karen. Macironi and cheese is my favorite food but not ok ok. Thanks, & # 39; it says

Not Kraft: & # 39; I don't want children, so don't ask me to make you a baby Karen. Macironi and cheese is my favorite food but not ok ok. Thanks, & # 39; it says

Not Kraft: & # 39; I don't want children, so don't ask me to make you a baby Karen. Macironi and cheese is my favorite food but not ok ok. Thanks, & # 39; it says

Brilliant: Spears took photos of themselves and then ran through the aging filter on the Face App

Brilliant: Spears took photos of themselves and then ran through the aging filter on the Face App

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Brilliant: Spears took photos of themselves and then ran through the aging filter on the Face App

& # 39; I have a Labaron and Hall and Oats make good music. (Sic) & # 39;

Spears, who created the parody account, also shared some parody messages & # 39; Billy & # 39; exchanged with women.

When a woman sent him a message calling him & # 39; a sexy MF & # 39; there, & # 39; he fired back: & Tracey, I'm not a sex object that you can just show to your friends, ok & # 39 ;.

& # 39; If you can't cook dinner, don't come over to get me to sex. I'm a garbage man, okay, & he said.

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& # 39; Do you like macironi and cheese? Do you also agree that Steve Perry has the voice of an angel? Thank you, & # 39; he continued before adding, & # 39; your profile says leaning left. Is one of your legs shorter than the other? That is filthy. I have to shit bye. & # 39;

What a charmer: GoofyDads also posted some messages & # 39; Bill & # 39; exchanged with women

What a charmer: GoofyDads also posted some messages & # 39; Bill & # 39; exchanged with women

What a charmer: GoofyDads also posted some messages & # 39; Bill & # 39; exchanged with women

Taking off: the funny fake profile has delighted Facebook users

Taking off: the funny fake profile has delighted Facebook users

Taking off: the funny fake profile has delighted Facebook users

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But the biggest joke is that Spears did not use stock photos or asked another man to pose for the funny photos.

In fact, he told BoredPanda that all images are actually his – with some editing from Face App to make him older.

& # 39; We just wanted to offer some daddy antics that people can laugh about. Because I am completely inexperienced with Tinder, I enjoyed trolling some of the people there, "he said.

& # 39; If it made one person laugh and that changed the course of their day, my goal of doing it was achieved. & # 39;

It certainly made people laugh, with more than a thousand people responding to the post on Facebook.

& # 39; I'm only here for Bill !! He is amazing … I also love mac n cheese !! LOL so much greatness here, & a woman wrote.

& # 39; Lmao too funny, & # 39; wrote another.

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