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Laura Mazza, 33, from Melbourne, shared a list of ironic truths about having three children on her Facebook page Mum on the Run

The truth about having children: Mum of Three reveals everything in candid messages about motherhood – and admits that parents do have a & # 39; favorite & # 39; have a child

  • A mother-of-three shared a list of surprising tongue-in-cheek truths with Facebook
  • Laura Mazza, 33, had shared a post about the reality of raising her family
  • Many of her comments can be a shock, such as having a favorite child
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A three-year-old mother has revealed what it really is like to have three children – and she has made some shocking confessions.

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Laura Mazza, 33, from Melbourne, shared a list of ironic truths about having three children on her Facebook page Mom on the run.

Many of Laura & # 39; s comments are surprising, especially the one who says she has a favorite child.

& # 39; One child becomes your favorite. I don't care who says it's wrong, but do you know who's never wrong? My third child, & # 39; wrote Laura.

Laura Mazza, 33, from Melbourne, shared a list of ironic truths about having three children on her Facebook page Mum on the Run

Laura Mazza, 33, from Melbourne, shared a list of ironic truths about having three children on her Facebook page Mum on the Run

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She also said that the third child & # 39; does not fit & # 39; in the life of her family.

& # 39; Anyone who invented this garbage has never done a school / children's run and secretly wanted it to be legal to leave a sleeping baby in the car (cold and rainy days only, I am not a total monster), & # 39; the 33-year-old said.

The busy mother also said that once you have three children, you also drop all your balls because three children are difficult to juggle.

& # 39; One child jumps off the couch, middle child becomes a neglected middle child and cries for attention by putting a fork in a power outlet and baby number three ate its own sh * t. (This was a real-life scenario), & she said.

Many of her comments are surprising, especially the one who says she has a favorite child

Many of her comments are surprising, especially the one who says she has a favorite child

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Many of her comments are surprising, especially the one who says she has a favorite child

& # 39; Anyone who has invented this garbage has never done a school / children's run and secretly wanted it to be legal to leave a sleeping baby in the car (cold and rainy days only, I am not a total monster), & # 39; the 33-year-old said

& # 39; Anyone who has invented this garbage has never done a school / children's run and secretly wanted it to be legal to leave a sleeping baby in the car (cold and rainy days only, I am not a total monster), & # 39; the 33-year-old said

& # 39; Anyone who invented this garbage has never done a school / children's run and secretly wanted it to be legal to leave a sleeping baby in the car (cold and rainy days only, I am not a total monster), & # 39; the 33-year-old said

& # 39; One child becomes your favorite. I don't care who says it's wrong, but you know who's never wrong? My third child, & # 39; wrote Laura

& # 39; One child becomes your favorite. I don't care who says it's wrong, but you know who's never wrong? My third child, & # 39; wrote Laura

& # 39; One child becomes your favorite. I don't care who says it's wrong, but do you know who's never wrong? My third child, & # 39; wrote Laura

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Laura said because she is in the minority. Bringing all children together can often be a difficult experience.

She is often the mother where someone will bring her child to her and asks & # 39; is this little girl yours? & # 39;

& # 39; And of course I say no. What?? I need a vacation, & Laura joked.

She said the children's roles also change when another baby is brought.

Laura said because she is in the minority. Bringing all children together can often be a difficult experience

Laura said because she is in the minority. Bringing all children together can often be a difficult experience

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Laura said because she is in the minority. Bringing all children together can often be a difficult experience

Her original second child, known as the & # 39; Usain-bolter-drop-the-whole-show-of-tampons-to-do-shout-as-a-banshee-does-not-take-a-prisoner-second-child & # 39 ;, is now the middle child.

& # 39; Success with that. Save on your therapy invoice from now on. Oh and theirs of course. #miserablemiddlechild, & # 39; said the mother-of-three.

She also said that traveling with children is completely different if you have three.

& # 39; Even travel agencies don't like the idea, & # 39; Laura said.

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& # 39; Offers for two adults and two children? Sure. Deals for two adults and three children? Remove the f ** k here and pay the full price idiots. & # 39;

She went further in her post and said that nowadays she can easily drown out if she always cries, usually her

She went further in her post and said that nowadays she can easily drown out if she always cries, usually her

She went further in her post and said that nowadays she can easily drown out if she always cries, usually her

Because Laura was so timeless, Laura revealed that there is an abundance of pictures of the first child around the house, while for the third album there is an album on her phone that says & print this & # 39 ;.

& # 39; Science says parents of three children are more stressed than parents of two or four … and if my husband wanted a fourth child, I would leave him and marry Ricky Martin … and we know how difficult that is is. That's how extreme it is with three, & she said.

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Despite all this, Laura said that she loves all her children.

& # 39; You think your heart can no longer grow with another child that you cannot love another and boom! That child comes into your life and your heart extends even wider … just like your vagina. & # 39;

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