Made In Chelsea: James serves new girl Verity some cold words … and invokes TWO fierce arguments

Miles has a problem: the other men in his gym walk around naked in the changing rooms and blow themselves shamelessly in front of him, and it hugely emphasizes him.

According to Instagram, Miles only seems to go to gyms that are filled with the kind of customers that can inexplicably pay the membership fees, even though they are never at work and are consistently happy.

So, Miles, what's the problem? Feast your eyes! And ask yourself how they got so many followers by just being surgeons who never operated, or pilots who never fly airplanes …

Tricky: Monday's Made In Chelsea edition saw James new girl Verity offer a few cold words ... that caused TWO flaming quarrels between him and Jamie

Tense: it got very hot during the show

Tense: it got very hot during the show

Tricky: Monday's Made In Chelsea edition saw James new girl Verity offer a few cold words … that caused TWO flaming quarrels between him and Jamie

Speaking of Miles and genitals, Maeva is jogging because she is so exhausted from all the drama […that she’s going around causing].

She bumps into Amelia who is too late for uni. She balances her books and laptop in her arms and the laptop is not in a protective case.

Amelia suggests that they do something fun together to get Maeva & # 39; s thoughts from Miles, so takes her to the front of a lifestyle art class and laughs out loud at a naked man as she tries to pull him.

Stress: Miles has a problem: the other men in his gym walk around naked in the changing rooms and blow themselves shamelessly in front of him, and it hugely emphasizes him

Stress: Miles has a problem: the other men in his gym walk around naked in the changing rooms and blow themselves shamelessly in front of him, and it hugely emphasizes him

Stress: Miles has a problem: the other men in his gym walk around naked in the changing rooms and blow themselves shamelessly in front of him, and it hugely emphasizes him

The way they behave is actually a bit rude and if that was a real class and not for the targeted reality television, they would seize their berets and be on the street without a hint of bursarial reimbursement.

Do you remember how much Fatal Attraction Verity started getting with James last week? Well, she spends Roller Skiing with him this week, falling over herself so that he picks her up and she can graze one of his poles.

Nevertheless, she actually plays hard to use a kind of reverse psychology.

& # 39; Why do you think you are not special? & # 39; James asks her. & # 39; I am not & # 39 ;, she answers, with fake self-deception. & # 39; That hurts my feelings, & # 39; James says, trying to save him.

Drama Queen: Talking about Miles and private parts, Maeva is jogging because she is just so exhausted from all the drama […that she’s going around causing]

Drama Queen: Talking about Miles and private parts, Maeva is jogging because she is just so exhausted from all the drama […that she’s going around causing]

Drama Queen: Talking about Miles and private parts, Maeva is jogging because she is just so exhausted from all the drama […that she’s going around causing]

She tells him that she is going to see a dream specialist with Jamie and that James is smoking. So fuming, in fact, that he exclaims that Jamie & # 39; s vegan sweets are not even tasty and taste like a **! & # 39;

Let's hope the founder of Quality Street, the great-grandfather of Millie Mackintosh, never gets to the wrong side of James.

On a roof, Freddie is fencing with Liv, and Mark Francis acts like a sort of aristocratic referee.

The conversation then becomes & # 39; Wining and Dining & # 39 ;. & # 39; Never use that sentence! & # 39 ;, Mark Liv warns.

A knowing look passes between Mark Francis and Freddie.

Scolded: the conversation then becomes & # 39; Wining and Dining & # 39 ;. & # 39; Never use that sentence! & # 39 ;, Mark Liv warns. A knowing look passes between Mark Francis and Freddie

Scolded: the conversation then becomes & # 39; Wining and Dining & # 39 ;. & # 39; Never use that sentence! & # 39 ;, Mark Liv warns. A knowing look passes between Mark Francis and Freddie

Scolded: the conversation then becomes & # 39; Wining and Dining & # 39 ;. & # 39; Never use that sentence! & # 39 ;, Mark Liv warns. A knowing look passes between Mark Francis and Freddie

Mark Francis then tries to teach Liv the right way to talk about romancing.

A knowing look passes between Mark Francis and Freddie.

Liv then asks Freddie: & # 39; So, what kind of girls are you going for? & # 39;

A NOT so knowing view passes between our viewers and our TV screens.

It appears that Freddie likes the ladies and claims that he has searched in the wrong places. Have you tried Grindr, Freddie?

Helping hand: Oh dear, Jamie is in a session with a dream therapist. This is one of those situations on Made In Chelsea, where they roll out a real adult

Helping hand: Oh dear, Jamie is in a session with a dream therapist. This is one of those situations on Made In Chelsea, where they roll out a real adult

Helping hand: Oh dear, Jamie is in a session with a dream therapist. This is one of those situations on Made In Chelsea, where they roll out a real adult

Oh honey, Jamie is in a session with a dream therapist. This is one of those situations on Made In Chelsea, where they roll out a really mature person who has a real profession and places them with one of the privileged young cast members who probably did Philosophy at uni and passed because their father donated a new scientific laboratory to the campus.

This poor lady has to sit there while Jamie claims to be invested in her dream interpretation.

& # 39; That was emotional & # 39 ;, he says with the emotion of a filthy shammy.

The therapist is provoked by a cigarette in the alley along the side of the building and wonders what she did to earn this while Jamie uses her office to discuss James with Verity. Because sure – why not?

The stakes are high: later, in a hostile poker game, after he has told Miles that he intends to & # 39; milk & # 39 ;, James and Jamie get a bit of a tiz

The stakes are high: later, in a hostile poker game, after he has told Miles that he intends to & # 39; milk & # 39 ;, James and Jamie get a bit of a tiz

The stakes are high: later, in a hostile poker game, after he has told Miles that he intends to & # 39; milk & # 39 ;, James and Jamie get a bit of a tiz

Later, in a hostile poker game, after he has told Miles that he intends to & # 39; milk & # 39 ;, James and Jamie hit a bit of a tiz.

James is irritated because Jamie stands in the way he wants to happen to Verity. Jamie continues this because literally Louise, Proudlock or someone from his time so far has not appeared this season and he needs a storyline.

It ends with the fact that James actually gets a noose because he can't use Verity for sex without feeling that Jamie is sitting in a corner, arms folded, as he comes to them.

& # 39; James, you have now lost everything, your dignity and your respect, & # 39; Jamie informs him and puts it off with the £ 12.50 he won in poker.

It's a challenge: Liv and Mark Francis have found themselves in the rabbit hole with this storyline & # 39; Find Freddie A Date & # 39;

It's a challenge: Liv and Mark Francis have found themselves in the rabbit hole with this storyline & # 39; Find Freddie A Date & # 39;

It's a challenge: Liv and Mark Francis have found themselves in the rabbit hole with this storyline & # 39; Find Freddie A Date & # 39;

Liv and Mark Francis really ended up in the rabbit hole with this storyline & # 39; Find Freddie A Date & # 39 ;.

They are at Mahiki, where no one ever meets a life partner, and frankly Frankdie couldn't care less about this.

As if by chance, Jemima rushes past. She once threw a drink over Sam Prince and is sufficiently uninteresting and cheeky enough for Liv to set up Freddie.

& # 39; What are you doing? & # 39; Freddie asks. & # 39; I am at uni, & # 39; Jemima replies.

Why is everyone on Uni on MIC? We don't like this. Stop it MIC.

& # 39; I'm going to the Mari Goni Institute & # 39 ;, Jemima mutters. & # 39; Edgy! & # 39; Is Freddie's answer.

The chemistry is just as palpable here as a pipette that has been thrown over the floor of a dusty laboratory and has become trapped under a table leg.

Nevertheless, these two come together the following afternoon for pointless croquet and nobody is laid.

Maeva essentially does that & # 39; I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy & # 39; give a speech from Notting Hill to Miles and that nobody really cares. At least all miles.

Giving advice: Jamie encourages Verity to completely block James out of her life, proving that James & # 39; fears about him are correct

Giving advice: Jamie encourages Verity to completely block James out of her life, proving that James & # 39; fears about him are correct

Giving advice: Jamie encourages Verity to completely block James out of her life, proving that James & # 39; fears about him are correct

Freddie tells Liv and Mark Francis that he and Jemima & # 39; are firmly in the friends zone & # 39; sit, which is actually a bit generous. Every kind of friendship between the two – let alone romance – floats face down in a swimming pool surrounded by the sick.

Jamie encourages Verity to completely block James out of her life, proving that all of James' fears about him are correct.

James tells Verity that he wants her, but wants to date other people, which is nice. He then says to her: & # 39; You are in love with me and I am not in love with you. & # 39;

This poor girl is damned if she does it and damned if she doesn't. She is addressed if she wants to stay friends and screams at more if she objects to sex.

Jamie intervenes and James warns him to & # 39; keep an eye on himself! & # 39; In the style of Big Brother's Aisleyne. He then throws a champagne flute on the floor. This is first a MIC. Throwing drinks has been tried and tested on this show, but this is the first time anyone is shattering real glassware.

You break new ground in James, really!

Outrageous: Jamie intervenes and James warns him to keep an eye on & # 39; In the style of Big Brother's Aisleyne. He then throws a champagne flute on the floor. This is first a MIC

Outrageous: Jamie intervenes and James warns him to keep an eye on & # 39; In the style of Big Brother's Aisleyne. He then throws a champagne flute on the floor. This is first a MIC

Outrageous: Jamie intervenes and James warns him to keep an eye on & # 39; In the style of Big Brother's Aisleyne. He then throws a champagne flute on the floor. This is first a MIC