That will make them swipe right! Singletons share the VERY creative profiles they use to get noticed on Tinder – including a lesbian who needs a ‘boyfriend’ to introduce to her mom
- Singletons have shared the hilarious Tinder profiles they’ve come across
- A bus driver ironically boasted about his ‘corner office’
- Suppose they were only looking for people who wanted to play Monopoly
It can be hard to stand out on a dating app, but these Tinder users can show you how it works.
Singletons from all over the world have shared the hilarious profiles that caught their attention while swiping through the dating app and the best examples have been collected in one Bored Panda gallery.
One woman said that when she was in her 20s, she wanted to sleep with three men to recreate the plot of the musical Mamma Mia.
Meanwhile, a 38-year-old woman tried to get the attention of men over 35 by saying she didn’t need a young girlfriend – they need one that can recognize ‘signs of a stroke’.
Here FEMAIL shares some of the best …
People from all over the world have shared the funny descriptions they came across on Tinder profiles. This woman joked about the famous pick-up line ‘it hurt when you fell from heaven’
This woman came up with a brutally honest biography telling men over 35 to look for women who could spot the signs of a stroke
A dater named Marco joked that people would shout ‘Polo’ if his mom called his name at the supermarket
An American police officer wearing her uniform in her photo said it was her match’s “ chance to fuck the police ”
A 24-year-old singleton, believed to be from the US, kept his eyes on the prize when he said he was looking for a friend on benefits, then clarified that he meant healthcare.
A 21-year-old Florida woman said she had to have sex with several men and get pregnant, in a reference to the musical Mamma Mia, in which a girl has three potential fathers.
A man who introduced himself as a ‘finance director’ and bragged about being ‘paid to travel’ revealed he was a bus driver in an ironic joke
A soldier from Mesa, Arizona, joked that he wanted to buy tools from a woman scorned
A woman who had a girlfriend but couldn’t come out to her mother said she was looking for men to pretend to be her imaginary boyfriend named Ethan.
A playful couple said they were only looking for people who wanted to play Monopoly with them
One woman was brutally honest about the men she was dating through apps, including one who robbed her, another who stalked her, and one who was married
A US-based man named Tanner came up with a clever pun on tan and used his first name for his description
A man tried to chase his potential conquests by joking that he got a B + in his human sexuality class in college
Garry, 32, was honest with himself and wrote that he knew his girlfriend would love his dog more than him
A man from India said he wasn’t looking for nude photos but wanted to see photos of people reading to know they were intelligent