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Khloe Kardashian would be ‘drunk and dating every fucking person’ if she could be her supermodel sister Kendall Jenner for a day

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Khloe Kardashian has revealed what she would do if she could change lives with her supermodel half-sister Kendall Jenner; Khloé in this week's photo of The Kardashians

Khloe Kardashian has revealed what she would do if she could switch lives with her supermodel half-sister Kendall Jenner.

While Khloe, 39, is very busy as a mother of two, Kendall, 28, is the only one of her siblings who doesn’t have children yet.

If she were in Kendall’s position, Khloe would enjoy the freedom of “not having kids” and not having to “wake up to carpool” in the morning.

He would indulge in a party lifestyle, enjoying a ‘damn bottle of tequila for breakfast’ and ‘connecting with every damn person,’ he declared.

Kendall on the other hand “definitely doesn’t do any of those things, which is why she’s wasting her life,” Khloé joked on the latest episode of The Kardashians. “You’re wasting it, Kendall.” Let me be you for a second.

Khloe Kardashian has revealed what she would do if she could change lives with her supermodel half-sister Kendall Jenner; Khloé in this week’s photo of The Kardashians

Khloe Kardashian would be drunk and dating every fucking person

While Khloe, 39, is very busy as a mother of two, Kendall, 28, is the only one of her siblings who does not yet have children; Kendall was photographed walking for L’Oréal in Paris last year

The topic came up during a confessional when Khloé was asked: ‘If you had to Freaky Friday one of your family members, who would you choose?’

Freaky Friday is a novel that has been adapted into several films in which a mother and daughter realize, to their horror, that they have swapped bodies.

‘I’d have to say Kendall Jenner, because why the fuck not? “I want to be a supermodel, and by going around town I could connect with this person,” Khloé said.

“It’s not like Kendall would do that, but I would be doing that, hanging out with every fucking person, drunk as a skunk, no kids, no fucking responsibilities…” she added wistfully.

“She has responsibilities, but you know what I mean,” Khloé clarified. ‘Like she doesn’t have to wake me up to carpool, I don’t have to make anyone’s damn lunch, I’m a damn supermodel with my Doberman and a damn bottle of tequila for breakfast. ‘

Khloé proudly announced, “I would do it every day.” Leave that man, wherever I last fucked him, as if. Like she definitely doesn’t do any of those things, that’s why she’s wasting her life. You’re wasting it, Kendall. Let me be you for a second.

Kendall just rekindled her romance with Bad Bunny, and the couple recently embarked on a romantic getaway to her native Puerto Rico.

They first went public as a couple in February 2023, but at the end of that year it emerged that they had lowered the curtain on their romance.

Khloe shares her six-year-old daughter True and one-year-old son Tatum with her NBA player ex-boyfriend Tristan Thompson; In the photo with her two children.

Khloe shares her six-year-old daughter True and one-year-old son Tatum with her NBA player ex-boyfriend Tristan Thompson; In the photo with her two children.

Kendall just rekindled her romance with Bad Bunny, and the couple recently embarked on a romantic getaway to her native Puerto Rico; The couple appears in the photo last September

Kendall just rekindled her romance with Bad Bunny, and the couple recently embarked on a romantic getaway to her native Puerto Rico; The couple appears in the photo last September

If she were in Kendall's position, Khloe would enjoy the freedom of

If she were in Kendall’s position, Khloe would enjoy the freedom of “not having kids” and not having to “wake up to carpool” in the morning; Kendall was photographed walking for Versace last year

However, on the first Monday in May, Kendall and Bad Bunny were spotted together at a Met Gala after-party, sparking a feverish round of reunion rumors.

Meanwhile, Khloe shares daughter True, 6, and son Tatum, 1, with her ex-boyfriend, NBA player Tristan Thompson.

Khloe and Tristan had a tempestuous on-again, off-again relationship that was repeatedly hit by Tristan’s infidelity before finally falling apart in 2021.

She left him for the final time when she found out he had conceived his son Theo with fitness trainer Maralee Nichols while still dating Khloe.

When news broke that Maralee had given birth to Tristan’s baby, he and Khloe already had a surrogate pregnant with Tatum.

Khloe and Tristan had a tempestuous on-again, off-again relationship that was repeatedly hit by Tristan's infidelity before finally falling apart in 2021; in the photo 2018

Khloe and Tristan had a tempestuous on-again, off-again relationship that was repeatedly hit by Tristan’s infidelity before finally falling apart in 2021; in the photo 2018

True was born less than 48 hours after DailyMail.com exclusively broke the news of Tristan’s alleged affair with New York City strip club waitress Lani Blair.

He and Khloe stayed together then, but split in 2019 after Tristan kissed at a party with Kylie Jenner’s then-best friend, Jordyn Woods.

When coronavirus lockdowns began, Tristan and Khloe moved in together so they could be with True, and they ended up rekindling their romance as well.

Reports about their latest split began circulating in June 2021 when Tristan found himself denying a series of rumors about his fidelity.

DailyMail.com then exclusively obtained court documents in late 2021 that claimed Tristan was going to have a baby with Maralee, starting the scandal that ultimately led Khloé to end her romance with him for good.

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