Donald Trump has a problem with women: most women are on Kamala Harris’ side.
And in the final days of this incredibly close race, even as the former president takes a slight lead in national polls for the first time, you’d think he’d shift his speech toward screaming girls.
No.
At a rally in Wisconsin on Wednesday, your friendly neighborhood garbage man, dressed in a bright orange reflective vest, said, “Whether women like it or not, I’m going to protect them.”
Geez, Donald. Can you soften it a little?
At a rally in Wisconsin on Wednesday, your friendly neighborhood garbage man, dressed in a bright orange reflective vest, said, “Whether women like it or not, I’m going to protect them.”
Instead of propping up the unstable female half of the electorate, he has gone and energized his male base with some of RFK Jr.’s leftover testosterone.
For example, that big, tempestuous rally at Madison Square Garden last weekend where Trump brought up Hulk Hogan (that was a retro cheek at the RNC in July, but in late October it feels a little strange ).
Couldn’t they have chosen their effusive granddaughter Kai Trump for a moment in New York? Where was the adorable grandpa we all swooned over in the post-assassination attempt at that Milwaukee convention?
Instead we get a insult comedian and some random sausage swingers to call Kamala the ‘antichrist’.
That sent podcaster queen Megyn Kelly into a megynecological tailspin.
“It was too fantastic… Don’t you have women advising your campaign?” she asked.
Well, actually they do. The whole thing is run by Trump’s de facto campaign manager, Susie Wiles. And in 2016, it was Kellyanne Conway who led him to victory. The problem: When Donald sets his mind to something, not even a coven of witches can break the spell.
But the gender gap is real. A recent CBS News poll showed that while Trump has a double-digit lead among men, he trails women by a staggering 12 points. Clearly, he’s leaning too much toward the Old Spice crowd.
If Donny wants to win back the hearts of these fleeing women, he better catch them by their… trouble.
Trump’s former rival Nikki Haley appeared on Fox News this week and offered some unsolicited advice: “This is not the time to get too masculine with this bromance you guys have.” 53 percent of the electorate are women. Women will vote. They care about how they are spoken to and they care about the problems!’
For example, that big, tempestuous rally at Madison Square Garden last weekend where Trump brought up Hulk Hogan (that was a retro cheek at the RNC in July, but in late October it feels a little strange ).
Last month, a pro-Harris grassroots group began placing sticky notes in women’s bathrooms and on boxes of tampons on store shelves across the country, urging girls to secretly vote for Harris.
‘Your husband/wife/partner/family cannot see or control your vote. Remember this on November 5,’ read one of them.
It’s not exactly a bold display of feminism (and a Post-it certainly wasn’t a way for Jack Berger to break up with Carrie Bradshaw!) but, as every man knows, a little effort can go a long way with the XX chromosome. place.
Former Republican Congresswoman Barbara Comstock (who has gone completely never-Trumper) claims that there is an army of closeted communist voters, who are all too eager to make “their history” by secretly canceling their husbands’ Trump votes.
But while Barb may be barking at the wrong polls, Michelle Obama’s vociferous Girl Power style certainly resonated with rally-goers in Michigan last weekend.
Pleading with the ‘guys’ in the room, he shouted: ‘Before you cast your votes, ask yourselves which side of history you want to be on.’
This Sister Law can prove to be a formidable force if Team Trump lets them act without response.
Maybe it’s time for a little pillow talk.
keep them guessing
Singer Shawn Mendes has addressed the gay or not gay rumors that tend to plague the phenomenally famous. But it has not necessarily clarified doubts.
‘There’s something about my sexuality, and people have been talking about it for a long time’ – continues, Shawn – ‘I think sexuality is something so beautiful and complex, and it’s so hard to pigeonhole’ – yeah… – ‘The real truth about my life and my sexuality is that, man, I’m just figuring it out like everyone else.
I think what he’s discovered is that as long as he’s shy, lazy, and sexy, he can date whoever he wants and make us all want more.
tragic anniversary
It’s hard to believe it’s been a year since Matthew Perry passed away.
On the occasion of the morbid anniversary, his mother Suzanne spoke in an interview with Today.
“I couldn’t help him,” he cried.
Any parent who endures the torture of slowly losing a child to addiction lives in constant fear of the day when the substances take complete and final control.
“It was inevitable what was going to happen next to him,” Suzanne said. All this broken woman can do now is bravely warn other parents so they too can recognize the signs before their babies escape forever.
Gisele’s kitchen.
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen, 44, has a third bun in the oven thanks to her mysterious jiu-jitsu lover.
Former Mrs. Tom Brady, 44, might be a geriatric mother-to-be, but she’s reportedly planning a home birth. She’s also been accused of dunking the ball into the chiseled face of her ex-husband, who seems to have found out about the pregnancy when the rest of us did. Talk about roughing up the passer!
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen, 44, has a third bun in the oven thanks to her mysterious jiu-jitsu lover.
trash talk
You think your ‘trash’ doesn’t stink?
The final days of the 2024 election are dominated by accusations over who has insulted the United States the most.
Was it comedian Tony Hinchcliffe, who called Puerto Rico a “floating island of garbage” at Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally? Or President Joe Biden, who compared Trump supporters to trash?
Here’s the thing: Hinchcliffe is a professional clown. Biden is a chosen one.
Makeup trick!
Speaking of awkward MSG moments: did you catch Donald and Melania’s mime kiss on stage?
They looked like two electric eels trying not to electrocute each other.
Barron is proof that they are not completely averse to affection. Maybe they are simply terrified of staining each other’s foundations.
Barron is proof that they are not completely averse to affection. Maybe they are simply terrified of staining each other’s foundations.
oriental quote
And for your sordid October surprise…. Crazy Tim Walz reportedly had a steamy affair with the daughter of a Communist Party operative while teaching in the Far East more than four decades ago.
‘We talked for hours and hours, we stayed in bed, we had sex. “He continued to buy me gifts,” Elmer Dud’s alleged ex-lover, Jenna Wang, told the Mail last week.
The Great Wall came crashing down when Walz allegedly broke Wang’s heart after she asked him to put a ring on her.
As any Minnesota farmer knows, there’s no reason to buy the cow if you can get the milk for free. But that doesn’t mean it’s right.