If Diddy did it, he’s in deep trouble.
Police, the Department of Homeland Security and several other federal agents dressed in black and wearing helmets raided their compounds in Los Angeles and Miami on Monday as part of a high-drama sex trafficking operation.
They even took his children out of his $40 million mansion in Los Angeles with guns drawn. And, based on photos released by Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ lawyers, it appears his eye-catching cribs were vandalized.
We’re talking about Puff Daddy, not El Chapo, right?
Now the Bad Boy mogul is following the lead of another beleaguered naughty boy, as the rapper’s lawyer called the coordinated raids an “excessive use of military-level force” and a “witch hunt.”
Did he take it from Trump’s glamorous lawyer Alina Habba?
The Bad Boy mogul is following the lead of another beleaguered naughty boy, as the rapper’s lawyer called the coordinated raids a “witch hunt.” Did he take it from Trump’s glamorous lawyer Alina Habba? (Pictured: Donald and Melania Trump with Diddy in 2005).
FBI agents searched every inch of Donald’s Florida stronghold at Mar-a-Lago in August 2022, and the reaction to a heavy-handed, public display was a shot in the arm for the former president’s re-election campaign.
Maybe Puff, OMG, pick a name! – Is betting on indignation also boosting your brand?
Well, calm down, Diddly-Do. Why would someone ‘witch hunt’ you?
You’re not exactly taking on the Deep State.
Last November, the alcohol and music mogul was hit by a civil lawsuit from his ex-girlfriend Cassandra ‘Cassie’ Ventura, who claimed he had raped her, forced her to participate in orgies with prostitutes and ran a sex trafficking ring. people.
Combs and Ventura reached a settlement a day after the lawsuit was filed. The terms were not disclosed.
If that wasn’t enough, a former friend of Ventura’s told DailyMail.com that Combs horrifically forced Cassie to remove her new breast implants moments after surgery and against medical advice.
Combs reportedly thought his new pair was too chubby. If there’s one thing that can be said about P. Diddy, it’s that he has good taste. (Threw up!)
Then there were three more civil lawsuits from women who filed equally damning claims, including a sickening gang rape allegation involving a 17-year-old victim.
This is what’s tragically unfunny about major captains of industry like Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein (who, unlike Diddy and his sons, were actually accused of crimes and convicted of the horrible things they were guilty of). accused): there have been warning rumors about them for years.
Last November, the alcohol and music mogul was hit by a civil lawsuit from his ex-girlfriend Cassandra ‘Cassie’ Ventura (pictured), who claimed he had raped her, forced her to participate in orgies with prostitutes and ran a human trafficking network. ring. Combs and Ventura reached a settlement a day after the lawsuit was filed.
Should we have paid more attention when Usher told Howard Stern in 2016 about living in Diddy’s New York party mansion in 1994, when Usher was just 14 years old?
‘It was pretty wild. It was crazy,” she said of her time under Combs’ greasy wing. “Very curious things happened and I didn’t necessarily understand them.”
When Stern asked him if he would send his kids to ‘Camp Puffy Flavor,’ Usher emphatically responded, “Hell no!”
The most pointed analysis came from Diddy’s former rival ’50 Cent’, who stated of Monday’s raids: ‘Shit just got real… They don’t come like this unless they have a case.’
Combs and his plagiarizing legal team might be hitting Ciroc hard this week, but I don’t know if there’s much to offer.
The defense of the “witch hunt” will not be enough if the feds find any condemnable property. Puffy then turns into smoke.
Talk is cheap, Olivia.
Olivia Colman50 years old, has been talking about Gender Pay Gap in Hollywood but it’s come off a little cheap from a woman who has racked up a lot of cash, a lot of awards, and suddenly makes fun of how the girls don’t get paid enough.
‘I am well aware that if it were oliver Colman, I would be earning a lot more than I earn.”
Put a sock on it, sir!
I knew you were stubble…
RIP: Taylor Swift and Chewbacca seen kissing on a beach in the Bahamas.
Oh wait. That is Travis Kelce. Was he wearing a fancy new T-shirt made from brown Brillo pads?
BREAKING: Taylor Swift and Chewbacca are seen kissing on a beach in the Bahamas.
Kamala’s PR disaster
Laughter Kamala Harris She was delighted when the locals serenaded her in Puerto Rico last Friday.
No, actually they were protesting his presence in Spanish and she clapped like a big doll while they shouted: “We want to know, Kamala, what did you come to do?” (Sing if you know!)
The answer is that our troubled Veep headed South on a cynical mission to seek out Latino votes, but the good people of Puerto Rico won’t easily forget how she and Old Joe failed to keep their promises to help rebuild the island after two devastating Hurricanes of 2017. That was until it became electorally convenient.
How awful!
Anti-Semitic and emetic teacher Candace Owens made her career based on a series of totally unfounded conspiracies about the First Lady of France.
“I would stake my entire professional reputation on the fact that Brigitte Macron is actually a man,” he said.
Well, it looks like Owens lost the bet. The attention-greedy shrew has been summarily dismissed as the Daily Wire’s most desperate bomb-thrower after bosses finally tired of her rabid rantings.
For Owens, being an establishment elitist is a fate worse than death, although some would argue that unemployment and a plummet toward irrelevance might hurt a little more.
No more lard
Kardashian’s ex-man Scott Disick, 40, can’t seem to put down the Ozempic syringe and has become Hollywood’s latest disappearing act.
This miracle drug could magically melt the chubby, but Grinch-bodied Scott seems to have gone overboard with the skinny juice and Fans are now worried that he is wasting away..
Sources say he turned to the lard-busting injections because his middle-aged muffin got out of control following a forced period of convalescence after he overturned his Lamborghini in a car accident in 2022.
If you keep shrinking, you’ll soon be able to drive your child’s hot wheels.
Kardashian’s ex-man Scott Disick, 40, can’t seem to put down the Ozempic syringe and has become Hollywood’s latest disappearing act.
Boeing, Boeing, OUT!
Finally, Boeing’s embattled CEO Dave Calhoun has gone flying like a loose door stopper at 15,000 feet.
Sure, he will “resign” at the end of the year, but, with concerns over increase in fleet-wide 737 MAXIt will take much more than this bald spot to reassure worried Americans boarding a Boeing plane.
Calhoun is jumping into his detachable life raft along with some other executive friends as part of a “leadership shakeup.”
Be careful removing those golden parachutes from the overhead bins, gentleman!
Bruce’s almighty pecs
Bruce Springsteen got a bad rap at a recent show in Phoenix, with perplexed fans saying he looked more like actress Tilda Swinton or soccer embittered Megan Rapinoe.
With a severe gray pixie cut and an undone flannel that revealed overly plump pecs, some wondered if The Boss was born to run…to the plastic surgeon.
Bruce Springsteen got a bad rap at a recent show in Phoenix, with perplexed fans saying he looked more like actress Tilda Swinton or soccer embittered Megan Rapinoe.
Casey’s kindness.
Florida boss Casey DeSantis had a beautiful message for Kate Middleton In the midst of her battle with cancer, she wrote: ‘From one mother to another, you have this. If I can beat him, so can you. Have faith, stay strong and fight like hell. We are praying for you!’
Hopefully the well wishes of a cancer survivor and public figure like Casey will reassure the princess that, despite the relentless and vile theorizing online, this battle is hers.
Fight like hell, Kate!