Is that a polar vortex in the White House or the bone-chilling cold of the Grudge-Holder-In-Chief freezing her nemesis?
This week the Wall Street Journal published a major bulletin from the most obvious news on the world desk: Jill hates Kamala.
“The post-election rapport between the Bidens and Harris and her husband, Doug Emhoff, in private settings was at times frosty, people familiar with their relationship said,” the newspaper reported.
Yes, we know! Nurse Ratched (I mean Dr. Jill) has never done that Real concealed her just contempt for her husband’s right hand.
It all started when Kamala, a close friend of Beau Biden, threw Joe in jail during a 2020 Democratic primary debate. Harris accused him of voting against efforts to desegregate schools in the 1970s. And Jill went ballistic.
Afterwards, the mischievous doctor reportedly told a crowded conference call of Biden supporters that Harris should “go fuck himself!” The bad blood has been boiling ever since.
So Jill must have burst at the seams of her Ralph Lauren pantsuit when the Mad Cackler conspired with Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi to defend Joe and himself as a Democratic candidate for president.
But now that Harris is the biggest villain in the White House, Jill apparently feels empowered to take revenge.
Before the votes were in, Jill broke the internet by wearing Republican red on Election Day. When Kamala was officially defeated, the shadow fell like Joe down the stairs of Air Force One.
Jill went all Frosty the Snow Witch at a Veterans Day event at Arlington National Cemetery in November, staring straight ahead and blatantly ignoring the Veep and her Creep.
It all started when Kamala, a close friend of Beau Biden, threw Joe in jail during a 2020 Democratic primary debate. She accused him of voting against efforts to desegregate schools in the 1970s. And Jill went ballistic.
Jill went all-out Frosty the Snow Witch at a Veterans Day event at Arlington National Cemetery in November, staring straight ahead with dark glasses and blatantly ignoring the Veep and her Creep.
Then the Bidens refused to recognize Kamala and Dumpy Doug, who sat right next to them at a Kennedy Center Honors ceremony in December. And “The Nanny Shagger” only got a small role in lighting the Hanukkah candles at the White House this year!
The tension is so high that even aides can’t ignore it, describing the mood in the White House as “exhausting” and “depressing.”
I can’t help but think that Kamala and Doug can’t wait for Inauguration Day.
But if I were her, I’d hire a food taster with the campaign money she hasn’t used up. The Bad Doctor may be thinking to himself: Only one woman leaves Washington alive.
America mourns
I and every good-hearted American mourn the loss of fourteen innocent people who died in that cowardly terrorist attack in New Orleans on New Year’s Day. And we pray for the dozens of injured people.
Among the victims of this barbaric, ISIS-inspired madness are: Nikyra Cheyenne Dedeaux, 18, an aspiring nurse; Reggie Hunter, 37, store manager and father; Hubert Gauthreaux, 21, recent high school graduate; Kareem Badawi, 18, a student.
In this new year, offer your neighbor a smile and an encouraging word. We are all in this together.
The talented Señora Ripley
Alec Baldwin’s faux-Spanish wife Hilaria (born ‘Hillary Hayward-Thomas’ in Massachusetts, not Mallorca) is at it again.
In a holiday Instagram post, this snow-white Boston gal apparently forgot the word for “onion” while cooking with friends. “My husband hates… cebollas,” Hillary chirped in Spanglish, shrugging her shoulders mockingly to complete the look.
This Mass hole has some real huevos.
Revenge baby bod
The very pregnant Gisele Bundchen (is she growing a child or a Buick?) looked very caliente as she frolicked in the Costa Rican waves with her handsome lover Joaquim Valente last week.
Ex-Tom Brady was reportedly ‘stunned’ when she announced this new Brazilian bundle of joy.
He probably would have preferred to break up with her while she was pregnant.
The very pregnant Gisele Bundchen (is she growing a child or a Buick?) looked very caliente as she frolicked in the Costa Rican waves with her handsome lover Joaquim Valente last week.
Kiss and tell… the world!
Reality star Kristin Cavallari, 37, once again confirms the idiot’s adage: If you have nothing to say, talk about sex.
The mother of three thirstily bragged on Bunnie XO’s Dumb Blonde podcast that country star Morgan Wallen is a “great friend.” But she didn’t understand why he wasn’t obsessed with her.
“Well, that’s probably because he has twenty other girlfriends,” Bunnie said.
Ewwwwww! This pair of petri dishes should replace the rubbers with safety suits.
The smoking gun
This week, photos surfaced showing then-Vice President (and arguably still conscious) Joe Biden and Hunter meeting with Hunter’s slimy Chinese business partners during a trip to Beijing in December 2013.
These photos directly contradict Lyin’ Biden’s claim that he never had contact with Hunter’s business associates. Right now, Joe’s best defense is being an “older man with a bad memory.” But being a shameless scammer is probably closer to the truth.
This week, photos surfaced showing then-Vice President (and arguably still conscious) Joe Biden and Hunter meeting with Hunter’s slimy Chinese business partners during a trip to Beijing in December 2013.
Goodbye Jimmy
Speaking of legacies, experts are sending President Jimmy Carter off with high praise after decades of blasting him as the worst CEO of modern times.
To be sure, this humble peanut farmer (and the country) struggled during Jimmy’s tenure. But everyone deserves a little mercy. I bet Joe can’t wait.
What’s cooking?
The Duchess of Desperation has unveiled the trailer for her new Netflix show ‘With love, Meghan’.
Critics soon discovered the origins of some of her prized recipes and household tips: other people’s cookbooks.
Her playful ‘Ladybug Caprese Bruschette’ has appeared in a dozen other food blogs.
Maybe she should rename the special to ‘With love, (not) Meghan.’
To be clear, I’d rather spoon my eyes out with a rusty ladle than look at this stale garbage.
Trump’s empire
The bedwetters of the media are blowing the whistle on newly elected President Donald Trump’s plans to acquire Greenland, reclaim the Panama Canal and absorb Canada (as America’s 51st and most boring state).
My idea: spin off San Francisco and sink Martha’s Vineyard while we’re at it. I’ll take a Canuck over a liberal asshole any day.