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Simon Mills revealed his disappointment with Dakota Johnson's decision (shown in 2012) to correct the gap in her front teeth

Is it just me … Or is a smile with a hole sexier than perfect teeth? SIMON MILLS asks

  • Simon Mills says that a girl's centerline diastema is attractive to red-blooded men
  • He was deeply broken to hear that Dakota Johnson had corrected the gap between her teeth
  • He says that Madonna and Brigitte Bardot should never surrender to braces
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Dakota Johnson posed on the red carpet at the premiere of her new movie this summer and smiled. . . and broke my heart.

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Her grin revealed newly beaten California dentistry; the opening in her front teeth – that wonderful imperfection – has now been corrected.

Robbed and inconsolable in this boring improvement, I again watched a charming film from Dakota, which placed several items – paper clip, 11 $ 100 notes, credit card, etc. – between her front teeth to remind me of the happy Fifty Shades Of Gray star happy years.

You see, for a robust and red-blooded man, the centerline diastema of a girl is very, very sexy.

Simon Mills revealed his disappointment with Dakota Johnson's decision (shown in 2012) to correct the gap in her front teeth

Simon Mills revealed his disappointment with Dakota Johnson's decision (shown in 2012) to correct the gap in her front teeth

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Women with happy teeth are the stuff of quirky, nouvelle vague film fantasies; the kind of girls that could put a nice, wise man in serious trouble. A girl with what the French call les dents de la chance (happy teeth) will be bold, passionate, promiscuous and naughty. In turn, crazy and stormy, lush, divine and impossible – like Beatrice Dalle in Betty Blue.

Madonna, Vanessa Paradis, Brigitte Bardot and Jane Birkin may never surrender to the train or Invisalign. Yes, gap-toothed models such as Lauren Hutton, Lara Stone and Georgia May Jagger are all tempted, but wisely, they have not yet died.

Dakota Johnson broke into a smile … and broke my heart. Californian dentistry!

"I like having good old-fashioned British teeth with a big gap," says Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall's daughter. & # 39; Who wants those shiny white, cosmetically enhanced American teeth? & # 39;

The good news is that Dakota Johnson is getting a new holder and her celebrated, sexy diastema is ready for a comeback. So vive les dents de la chance!

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