If this human rights lawyer thing doesn’t work out, Mrs. George Clooney should consider a career in Hollywood.
She is quite the villainous lady.
On Monday, Lebanon’s spiciest export since falafel announced – to the delight of pro-Palestinian agitators around the world – that she, along with other legal experts, had urged the International Criminal Court to seek arrest warrants for the Prime Minister. Israeli Minister Netanyahu, as well as for the president of Hamas on October 7. intellectual authors of massacres, for ‘war crimes’.
“I hope that justice prevails in a region that has already suffered too much,” wrote Amal, the daughter of a Muslim mother and a Druze father, in a perfectly empty statement that only Kamala Harris could love.
But by lumping Bibi in with Islamist rapists, baby killers, kidnappers and murderers, Saint Amal earned a rebuke from our Dotard-in-Chief, who called the ICC’s decision “scandalous.” Secretary of State Antony Blinken said Israel’s “equivalence with Hamas” was “shameful.”
On Monday, Lebanon’s spiciest export since falafel announced that she, along with other legal experts, had urged the International Criminal Court to seek arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu, as well as the masterminds of the massacre. of Hamas on October 7, for “war crimes.” . (Pictured: Amal and George last year).
By lumping Bibi in with Islamist rapists, baby killers, kidnappers and murderers, Saint Amal earned a rebuke from our Dotard in Chief, who called the ICC’s decision “scandalous.” Secretary of State Antony Blinken said Israel’s “equivalence with Hamas” was “shameful.”
Well, I’ll say it: Caterpillar Eyebrows and their lawyer friends are giving Iran and its blood-soaked proxies just what they want, and this toothless ICC order is about as useless as Hunter Biden at a job fair.
It’s going to be very awkward at next month’s Biden-Harris fundraiser in Los Angeles when Amal’s handsome husband hosts a multimillion-dollar donkey ride with his on-screen wife Julia Roberts and third-wheeler Barack Obama.
Will Amal go? And if he does, when Genocide Joe leans over to smell his hair, will he stab him in the back with a celery stalk? Et tu, crudita?
I liked Amal much better when she was fighting for hundreds of Yazidis brutalized by ISIS, but let’s be honest, she looks better when she’s flitting around Manhattan with Anna Wintour and lounging in her $100 million palace on Lake Como.
Do you really want to help the people of Gaza, honey? Open the doors of your Italian estate to refugees and use Georgie’s millions to help Israel eradicate Hamas.
Otherwise, all this talk is just talk.
Amal is a delicious lady that men want and women want to be, but here she has gone too far.
You should stick to matching your red lipstick with your bag, instead of flashing your pink cards and stoking a hotspot that doesn’t need flames.
Maher attacks Joe
Bill Maher surprised The View’s wild witch Joy Behar with a shot of Biden’s brutal honesty.
“Sorry, looks like a corpse,” Maher croaked, silver sizzling. ‘He’s Dracula!’
I thought Joy was going to cry because, like our 46th president, who is also 81 years old, she really stayed at the table too long.
He desperately tried to convince Bill that deserts are wet, complaining: ‘(Biden’s) brain is fine, it’s still great!’
No, it’s not, Joy. He sucks eggs and everyone knows it.
Harry’s pie in the face!
Prince Harry received a rebuke from ‘American Pie’ composer Don McLean, who criticized Duke Ginger Whinge as ‘a hothouse orchid or a show horse who never did anything.’
What made Don want to drive his Chevy to the limits of the Prince’s rusty reputation?
After touring Graceland, the hapless Harry complained haughtily in his gruesome autobiography about the “dark and claustrophobic” interior, “small” rooms, and “shaggy carpets” of Elvis’ infamous lair.
They’re fighting words over our King, and McLean was having none of it, replying: ‘Harry criticized Elvis’ house as if he were comparing it to Buckingham Palace…don’t criticize America when you live here as our guest.’
Oh! That has to hurt right in the nepo jewelry.
Camilla takes off her skin.
It weighs the head that wears polyester and modacrylic, because Queen Camilla is taking a bold and monarchical step by giving up fur forever.
Wow, way to move with the times, Stella McCartney!
It’s a strange proclamation and strangely self-congratulatory considering King Charles has long been a fussy newbie whose ban on foie gras is now old enough to drive.
What’s Her Majesty’s next big trend, the Ice Bucket Challenge?
Bridgerton Returns
Obnoxious nobodies are furious about Bridgerton’s focus on cherubic, mustard-dressed, fuller-figured Penelope (Nicola Coughlan) as this season’s main love interest.
But thanks to its dazzling shine and hearty mini-watermelon attributes, it turns out to be the perfect sweet pie for hungry Colin Bridgerton (Luke Newton).
Whisper it, but this might be the best season yet with its slower recording, fewer gratuitous sex scenes, and that Carriage kissing session leaving her ankles exposed. These discarded younger brothers have set the stage for a second installment of this third series that promises to be hotter than ‘The Notebook’ in a sauna.
Thanks to her dazzling shine and bountiful mini-watermelon perks, Penelope (Nicola Coughlan) turns out to be the perfect sweet pie for hungry Colin Bridgerton (Luke Newton).
cat fight in congress
The House has a dazzling new temptress. No, not Nancy Pelosi, but leggy blonde Beth Van Duyne.
The Texas congresswoman has been openly fondling and surprising Georgia Rep. Rich McCormick, who has a his-and-her mutual restraining order with his recently separated wife. How nice!
Did Beth the Stiletto Siren have anything to do with the collapse of your marriage? The soon-to-be-ex Mrs. McCormick is stirring up congressional gossip.
“You should ask Rich and his colleague,” he said, before Van Duyne spat that “their marriage ended quite a while ago.”
And I can’t help but wonder what Rich’s pretty partner and newly single Georgian Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks of this connection in the House.
After the humiliation of her ‘poorly shaped, bleached blonde tomboy body’ last week, MTG’s own lack of love must feel even more sore.
The House has a dazzling new temptress. No, not Nancy Pelosi, but leggy blonde Beth Van Duyne (pictured).
fool’s gold
So much for conjugal visits.
Bribery Bob Menendez, facing his second federal trial for alleged corruption, is throwing his wife under the Halal bus.
Senator Sellout’s lawyers told the court he had no idea his wife Nadine was hiding cash and gold bars, allegedly “gifted” to her by an Egyptian Islamic food magnate, in her closet.
Jersey Bob, his lawyer claimed, is the victim here, simply charmed by this “dazzling” daughter of Armenian rug merchants (no, they don’t produce Kim K’s tangled braids).
Where is the scheming and seductive Nadine now? She is undergoing treatment for breast cancer.
Chivalry is dead and buried in the Meadowlands next to Jimmy Hoffa.
