Having worked as an escort for years, I guarantee that a man’s job can determine what kind of lover he is. Here are my five favorite professions – and the ones I always avoided
- Former call girl Samantha X revealed what kind of men are good in bed
- She called lawyers, doctors and more for a spicy night in the sack
- The escort also revealed the one profession she always avoids – and why
As a former escort, I guarantee you that a man’s job can determine what kind of lover he is.
Here are my five favorite professions – and the ones I’d always avoid.
Forget about good looks and charm, I can see how good a man is in bed by what he does for his job.
I know what professions to avoid at all costs to avoid popping between the sheets and what job adds a bit of va va voom to the bedroom.
Disclaimer: Don’t take this too seriously; it is firmly tongue in cheek.
Samantha X – a former $1,500-an-hour call girl – revealed that a man’s job can determine what kind of lover he is, and listed her favorite professions
I once said that when God created psychopaths, he made them lawyers. If you want a night of unforgettable bad boy sex, forget about dating apps and hang out at the local courthouse.
From divorce lawyers to criminal lawyers, they have the gift of the word, they are naughty and they want to push their limits.
Perhaps hanging around with the criminals they represent, lawyers don’t just find trouble, they create it. A fun time guaranteed.
Let’s face it, crunching numbers is boring, so accountants go to great lengths to make it exciting.
They’re usually open-minded, kinky (and that doesn’t just mean taking their vest off), and they can calculate your needs in a measured but sexy way.
They spend hours in front of a screen, so they’re always happy to see you.
Samantha rated lawyers, accountants, doctors, agents, and academics positively about their bedside manners
If a doctor doesn’t know how your body works, no one will.
Despite being guilty of the God complex, doctors and especially surgeons know what to do and when to do it.
While they can be mechanical at times, they are clean, smart and efficient.
They always have nice hands and clean fingernails.
4) Police officers
If you like bad boys, the cop is your lover. There are two types of cops: the nerds and the ones who make criminals look soft.
They are usually covered in tattoos, clean shaven and if you like to be dominated, the cop is your lover.
I have yet to meet anyone who hasn’t broken the law. Warning: your fun is short-lived – they are usually asleep within seconds as they are always on shift.
But the former call girl admitted to always avoiding real estate agents to get the short end of the stick
You didn’t expect techies to be good in bed, but bookworms have brains and that’s exciting.
Often haunted souls, academics are sensitive to your needs and their bedroom conversations are pure poetry.
They don’t have much money so they know how to keep you entertained for hours at home.
And to avoid: Real estate agents
Don’t let the sports car and flashy smile fool you – real estate agents waste your time in and out of the bedroom.
Everything they have is on loan and so is their time – you will be one of many.
They will tell you what you want to hear and have amnesia if you confront them.
Bending the truth comes naturally to this breed and it is not uncommon for them to sniff in the morning after spending most of the evening in the toilet cubicles with their peers.