A man picked up what he thought was an old shopping list at his Aldi store and was met with a much more aggressive sight.
Instead of a shopping list as expected, the anonymous shopper found a note titled “People I Want to Punch in the Face” followed by a list of names and a “fight schedule.”
‘Emma’ was written above ’12pm’. ‘Hunt’ was written above ‘3:00 pm’ and ‘Joe’ at ‘4:00 pm’. The names Sofia, Sam and Donna appeared on the list but without ‘fighting times’.
‘I got out of my car at my local Aldi and noticed, I assumed, someone’s shopping list on the floor. “I decided to inspect further when I left the store,” the shopper wrote alongside a photo of the listing.
The post generated a number of amusing comments, with many criticizing the ‘fight list’ for laughs.
A man was shocked to find a counterfeit note in the car park of his local Aldi store.
‘Good planning. Emma seems difficult. It takes three hours. She gets it out of the way, but she has an early lunch before. She calls Joe and take him before Emma and frees the night,” one man wrote.
Others joked that they would “need a bigger piece of paper” to document all the people they want to punch in the face.
“My friend wonders where she can buy stationery like that, with such an uplifting message,” one woman wrote.
‘I got out of my car at my local Aldi and noticed, I assumed, someone’s shopping list on the floor. I decided to inspect further when I left the store…’ the person wrote alongside the note.
“I wish it was that organized,” another joked.
A third said: ‘This is so healthy… got this list out of his head to make room for shopping!’
Others said the title on the notepad was simply misleading.
‘She must be a manager planning her day! At the top are the three employees who work in the morning and then the three who work in the afternoon! The most important thing is who will ask her to restock the carts and, tentatively, what time she will send them,” one woman said.
Others revealed their own “strange lists” found on the floors of shops and car parks.
“One day I was in the casino parking lot and found a list of passwords,” one man said.
‘I found a list on the floor of a bookstore. I picked it up assuming someone’s shopping list had fallen out of their bag or something. It said “ways to abort a pregnancy” and it was handwritten on a little piece of paper. “It was kind of crazy,” added one woman.