Husband Shares Hilarious (and VERY Long) List of Reasons He’s Had to Apologize to Wife: ‘My Steak Knife Touched the Plate for a Second’
- A man shared the hilarious list of reasons why he has had to apologize to his wife
- Highlights include walking tall, using the kitchen, and being evil in a dream
- Thousands are divided over how ‘healthy’ and ‘fun’ marriage really is
A husband has shared the ‘hilarious’ list of reasons he’s had to apologize to his wife – from windy weather to ruining the clean home.
“I went upstairs for the night without announcing it,” he began. ‘I’m currently working on a solo act – like the scene in The Sound of Music where they do a big number on the way to bed.’
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Leighton [pictured]from Maine, is best known for sharing videos detailing the long lists of reasons he has had to apologize to his wife in the past
A US man has shared the ‘hilarious’ list of reasons he’s had to apologize to his wife – but thousands are divided over how ‘hilarious’ the situation is
‘I then applied the brakes to save our lives, but I underestimated the trauma the change in momentum would cause her,’ he said, referring to breaking too hard in the car.
‘A guy on a show we watched cheated on his wife – and it led to a detailed explanation of what would happen to me in that situation.’
He added: “I also used the kitchen the same day, it was cleaned once – but never again.”
“I had to apologize because I sprained my ankle and had a moon boot,” Leighton explained.
‘But I went up the stairs too high – obviously what I should have done would have been to lay down on my good leg and silently pull my body up the stairs using the railing.’
He added: ‘I was standing in the kitchen when she wanted to open a drawer in front of me. Obviously I should have dived out of the way as soon as I sensed her slightest movement.’
“I also made a mistake last night when I sliced my steak,” he said. ‘I let my knife touch the plate for a split second and had to apologize profusely.’
The list was practically endless, Leighton mentioned blowing his ‘hot breath’ on her face, bulging the sofa cushions by sitting in the same place, and increasing the ‘mess’ in the house by putting her glass down for 30 seconds between sips.
As the lists grew longer, commentators from around the world began to worry about the smallest things that seemed to cause conflict
Many were completely enchanted by this ‘funny’ marriage where the wife is ‘always right’.
‘I agree 100% with the things that upset your wife,’ one woman wrote. “She deserved all those apologies!”
“This is so funny, I wish my husband apologized every time he upset me.”
But others questioned such a ‘shaking’ marriage where one spouse has to ‘walk on eggshells’ to keep the peace.
“This is not fun or healthy at all,” one man wrote.
‘Absolutely ridiculous – he doesn’t have to apologize for using the kitchen.’