Dear Jana,
I am a 26 year old female on a working holiday visa from Ireland. I have just moved to New south Wales Southern Highlands to work and rent a room to a local 50 year old guy. He’s a DILF scared to death, I’m obsessed.
He has been a widower for nine years and has no children. Should I go there? Is it wrong to have sex with my new landlord?
Anonymous
Oh Irishman, go get that stud. Worst case scenario, you can always move and live somewhere else. The price of breaking the rental deposit is a risk I’d be willing to take.
I mean, let’s go through the checklist. Single? Check. Sexy? Check. Homeowner? Check. You’ve got a hat trick.
I mean, sure, sharing a house can be a little tricky, but I feel like it’s a rite of passage to sleep with at least one housemate when you’re in your 20s. I tried it, and, well, it got a little weird when I decided I liked his friend better.
But you know what? It made for a very entertaining story that I still tell at dinner parties. So here we go.
Jana Hocking shares her best naughty secrets and most daring tips
Good morning!
I’ve been going to therapy for two years now. We’re the same age and both single. I really want to ask her out. I also get subtle flirting from her.
I’m seriously thinking about taking a photo. Please tell me if it’s a good idea or not. Should I stop looking at it?
William
Oh, William.
The answer is very simple: no. You should not do it at all. For several reasons. Firstly, it goes against the therapist’s code of ethics.
Yes, those codes can be pretty frustrating, but they’re there for a reason. Seriously, do a quick Google search on what happens when a therapist dates a client and you’ll see a number of disastrous court cases.
Side note: These are a brilliant, juicy read for a lonely night in.
Second, you may be confusing her empathy with attraction. You’re probably thinking, “Finally, a woman who gives me her full attention and makes me feel appreciated.”
I understand why it’s so attractive, but what you consider flirting may just be a friendly smile.
I fell head over heels for my therapist in our second session when she said in her charming French accent, “Your man sounds like an idiot.” True story!
I mean, let’s go through the checklist. Single? Yes. Sexy? Yes. Homeowner? Yes. You’ve got the hat trick.
But did he want to hit her? No! Because she was just showing empathy.
If I were you, I’d tell her you’re attracted to her and let her give you some tools to control that thirst. Because, let’s be honest, therapists hear those kinds of confessions all the time.
And if all this becomes too much, maybe consider seeing a male therapist in the future.
Dear Jana,
My wife and I want to spice up our love life with some public sex. We don’t want to get caught, but we want to keep it a little risqué and naughty. Where would you suggest we try it?
Seb
Oh Saucy Seb, I love this for you!
Okay, let’s get down to business. You want to get hot and bothered, but you don’t want to end up in jail… or worse… embarrassed by a hidden phone camera that could end up on social media.
So, you need to be stealthy in your mission. I believe in you, so here are my recommendations…
First, you need to get dressed appropriately. This is going to be a quick affair, so you don’t want to waste time undoing belts or buttoning shirts. Make sure your partner is wearing a skirt or dress and you’re wearing pants that you can wear.
Now, as for location, here are some recommended and tried places:
First, you need to get dressed appropriately. This is going to be a quick affair, so you don’t want to waste time unbuckling belts and buttoning shirts.
– Cinema – It’s meant more for a cheeky caress than the whole shebang. Just make sure you sit in the back and that there are at least two empty aisles in front of you and other people in the theater. I recommend watching the movie quietly at noon. Oh, and bring tissues.
– The backyard – Just make sure there is enough greenery and that there are no upstairs neighbors. We want an orgasm, not a non-consensual debut on social media.
– A private beach – You can find these secluded beaches (perhaps a nude beach) pretty easily with a quick Google search. Make sure you’re hidden behind a dune and that no one else is around. One word of warning: bring a mat. You don’t want to find sand in your private parts. Trust me.
– Car – there is something very go go go about parking on a quiet street or in an alley and starting to drive. Just be aware that many cars and parking lots have built-in cameras these days. So make sure you are parked properly out of sight and preferably in the back seat, away from the horn.
Now go out and have fun, you sexy scoundrels.
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