Gwyneth Paltrow’s Daughter Apple Toasts Her Mom’s Morning Routine In A Hilarious Goop Video

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She’s been toasted by everyone from late night hosts to doctors for her highly eccentric Goop wellness products.

But the ridges came from inside the house on Sunday, when Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple Martin toasted her mother in a hilarious TikTok video posted to the brand’s account.

A celebrity’s 16-year-old child poked fun at her mother’s ongoing cleansing, which had been going on “ since the day I was born, ” giving fans of the brand an intimate look at her morning rituals.

Laugh: Gwyneth Paltrow, 48, was blasted by her 16-year-old daughter Apple in a humorous TikTok posted Sunday describing her morning routines and Goop products

Laugh: Gwyneth Paltrow, 48, was blasted by her 16-year-old daughter Apple in a humorous TikTok posted Sunday describing her morning routines and Goop products

Gwyneth, 48, was the focus of the video while Apple’s filmed story was posted in the corner of the frame.

She showed it to her mom who started her day in a gray tank top and shorts while drinking her Goop Glow Superpowder.

“And she doesn’t eat anything except dates and almond butter, so she’ll get that,” Apple added dismissively.

She also joked about her mother’s constant use of unscientific cleanses, which should usually only be temporary.

“I suppose the Goop Glow is part of her cleansing that she’s been on since … the day I was born, apparently.”

Rise and shine: Apple let her mom start her day in a gray tank top and shorts while drinking her Goop Glow Superpowder. “And she doesn’t eat anything except dates and almond butter, so she’ll get that,” she said

Never Ending: 'I suppose the Goop Glow is part of her cleanse, which she's been on since ... the day I was born, apparently,' she added

Never Ending: 'I suppose the Goop Glow is part of her cleanse, which she's been on since ... the day I was born, apparently,' she added

Never Ending: ‘I suppose the Goop Glow is part of her cleanse, which she’s been on since … the day I was born, apparently,’ she added

Gwyneth showed off her fresh skin in her beautiful white-tiled bathroom as she applied some cream to her face in front of the mirror.

“It’s 8am and she’s been doing this since 7am,” Apple continued. ‘She’s just poking around the bathroom and putting on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin.’

Fittingly, the Royal Tenenbaums star showed a dollop of her white cream on her hand before moving on.

Clear Skin: Gwyneth showed off her fresh skin in her beautiful white tiled bathroom while applying some cream to her face in front of the mirror

Clear Skin: Gwyneth showed off her fresh skin in her beautiful white tiled bathroom while applying some cream to her face in front of the mirror

Clear Skin: Gwyneth showed off her fresh skin in her beautiful white tiled bathroom while applying some cream to her face in front of the mirror

Taking her time: “It’s 8am, and she’s been doing this since 7am,” Apple continued. ‘She’s just poking around the bathroom and putting on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin’

Gwyneth went to her laptop to do some work on her website while wearing thick black-rimmed glasses.

“Then she’ll go to work and make some more vagina eggs,” Apple joked. ‘And candles, also vagina candles and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina. ‘

She was referring to the jade egg Goop sold to be inserted into a vagina, which the company advertised would boost a person’s sexual energy and enhance sexual pleasure.

But the company filed a consumer protection lawsuit in California in 2018 over the claims, which have no scientific basis.

Goop eventually acquiesced, agreeing to pay $ 145,000 in civil fines, it said The Washington Post

Goop also created a candle that was supposedly scented like Gwyneth’s Underworld, with scents like ‘geranium, citrusy bergamot and cederabsolute’ featured on the company’s website, among other notes.

Lady parts in the brain: “Then she goes to work and makes some more vaginal eggs,” Apple joked. ‘And candles, also vagina candles and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina ‘

She didn't hide it: She was referring to a candle that supposedly smells like Gwyneth's vagina, as well as a jade vaginal egg, for which Goop was fined $ 145,000 for his unsubstantiated medical claims about it

She didn't hide it: She was referring to a candle that supposedly smells like Gwyneth's vagina, as well as a jade vaginal egg, for which Goop was fined $ 145,000 for his unsubstantiated medical claims about it

She didn’t hide it: She was referring to a candle that supposedly smells like Gwyneth’s vagina, as well as a jade vaginal egg, for which Goop was fined $ 145,000 for his unsubstantiated medical claims about it

While Apple was seemingly making fun of her mom, the video was still posted to Goop’s official TikTok account, and she also posted a more serious video of herself using Goop facial products.

Later on Sunday, Gwyneth posted a lovely black and white photo of herself next to her mini-me daughter, although she only mentioned a product launch in her caption.

The Oscar winner shares her ex-husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, whom she married in 2003.

They had met the year before, just weeks after her father’s death, and Gwyneth was pregnant with Apple by the time they married in Southern California in December 2003.

The couple later welcomed a second child, their 14-year-old son Moses.

Twinning: Later on Sunday, Gwyneth posted a lovely black and white photo of herself next to her mini-me daughter, though she only mentioned a product launch in her caption

Twinning: Later on Sunday, Gwyneth posted a lovely black and white photo of herself next to her mini-me daughter, though she only mentioned a product launch in her caption

Twinning: Later on Sunday, Gwyneth posted a lovely black and white photo of herself next to her mini-me daughter, though she only mentioned a product launch in her caption

The marriage ended in March 2014, when Gwyneth announced that she and Chris had separated via ‘conscious disconnection’.

She later moved on to the prestigious TV producer Brad Falchuk, whom she met while performing on his series Glee.

The two were married in 2018 at The Hamptons.

Family: Gwyneth also shares Moses, 14, with Apple's father Chris Martin.  After deliberately disconnecting in 2014, she moved on with TV producer Brad Falchuk and married in 2018;  Seen together in 2019

Family: Gwyneth also shares Moses, 14, with Apple's father Chris Martin.  After deliberately disconnecting in 2014, she moved on with TV producer Brad Falchuk and married in 2018;  Seen together in 2019

Family: Gwyneth also shares Moses, 14, with Apple’s father Chris Martin. After deliberately disconnecting in 2014, she moved on with TV producer Brad Falchuk and married in 2018; Seen together in 2019