Forget big feet! Men with big NOSES tend to have bigger penises, study reveals

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In support of the ‘big nose, big snake’ theory, a scientific study has shown that men with bigger noses do indeed have longer penises.

Research showed that men with the largest noses have a ‘stretched penis length’ of at least 13.42 cm (5.3 inches).

However, those with less prominent sniffers have a sex organ that measures only 4.1 inches (10.37 cm) when fully erect.

“The fact that the size of the nose is related to the stretched penis length indicates that penis length may not be determined by age, height or body weight, but has been determined before birth,” say the researchers.

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Men with the largest noses have a penis that is 1.2 inches (29%) longer than men with the smallest sniffers.  For people with mid-range noses, the average penis size is 4.5 inches.  In Japan, the average penis size is 4.5 inches, according to previous research

Men with the largest noses have a penis that is 1.2 inches (29%) longer than men with the smallest sniffers. For people with mid-range noses, the average penis size is 4.5 inches. In Japan, the average penis size is 4.5 inches, according to previous research

Japanese researchers examined the bodies of 126 middle-aged men within three days of their death.

A large number of measurements documented their height, weight, flaccid penis length, penile circumference, right and left testicular weights, and prostate weight.

A scientist was also tasked with putting each cadaver down and pulling the penis up vertically as far as possible to get a measurement for the stretched penis length.

This, researchers say, is an accurate way to replicate the length of a penis when erect.

Nose size was also documented by measuring the distance from a person’s eyes to where the nostril begins at the tip of the olfactory organ.

Researchers measured the size and weight of the reproductive organs of 126 dead Japanese men.  They also measured their nose size, which was documented by measuring the distance from a person's eyes to where the nostril starts at the tip of the olfactory organ (photo)

Researchers measured the size and weight of the reproductive organs of 126 dead Japanese men. They also measured their nose size, which was documented by measuring the distance from a person’s eyes to where the nostril starts at the tip of the olfactory organ (photo)

Pictured, a graph showing the relationship between penis size and nose length.  It shows that the penis gets bigger with the size of the nose on average

Pictured, a graph showing the relationship between penis size and nose length. It shows that the penis gets bigger with the size of the nose on average

Prisoner shoves domino lump into his penis and doesn’t have medical problems until TWO YEARS later

An ex-con feared he had broken his penis during sex after waking up with a massive swollen member.

But instead, the 41-year-old had just punched the domino fragment he pushed into his penis while in prison two years earlier.

The former drug addict cut a piece of domino in the shape of an arrow and placed it between his skin and penis to “ enhance sexual stimulation. ”

Doctors in New York who treated him assumed he had broken his penis because it was so swollen.

Yet the unknown man suffered no pain during sex, nor did he hear the dreaded ‘pop’ sound – the hallmark of the gruesome injury.

Medics felt an object 1.5 cm long buried in his penis, prompting him to confess what the lump actually was.

He revealed that while in prison, he had used a ‘pencil’ to push the domino fragment into his penis. Doctors noted that his penis was badly infected and bruised.

Statistical analysis revealed that the length of the nose was correlated with the size of a person’s swollen limb.

They found that men with noses smaller than 1.8 inches had a penis size of up to 4.1 inches.

However, for people with noses that are 22 percent larger and 2.2 inches long, their penises were larger at 5.3 inches long.

For people with noses falling in the middle of this range, the average penis size was 4.5 inches. In Japan, the average penis size is according to previous research.

The new study also, unsurprisingly, found a strong link between flaccid length of a penis and erect length.

However, there was no relationship between the size of a man’s nose and the length of his penis when he was soft.

The researchers attribute this to the variability in how efficient a penis is at swelling, with some people calling it ‘growers’ and others calling it ‘moody’.

In the study, published in Basic and clinical andrology, scientists at the Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine have not looked at the relationship between nose and penis length.

Instead, their observational study only found an association between the dimensions of the body parts.

“This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between stretched penis length and nose size, but is limited in Japanese male cadavers, and why stretched penis length and nose size are related is still unclear,” the researchers write.

‘That’s why we think it’s an interesting topic to continue from now on.’

However, previous studies have shown that the degree of exposure of an unborn baby to androgens in the mother’s womb can affect penis length.

They also say that androgens – a group of hormones that include testosterone – have previously been linked to the 2D: 4D ratio.

It states that exposure to androgen can change the length of a person’s index and ring fingers and thus the size ratio of the two digits.

Previous studies have shown the 2D: 4D ratio, and the speculated androgen link can be used to predict food choices and even a person’s sexuality.

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