“The person who designed them knew exactly what they were doing!” Father accuses Coles Stikeez of being a lot rougher than you would think in X-rated rant
- An Australian father has accused Coles of the way their Stikeez is designed
- Greg Hughes placed a hilarious rage after he found a Stikeez on his wall at home
- He first said he thought it was a ‘butt plug’ before he realized it was an avocado
An Australian father has accused Coles of the way their Stikeez collectibles are designed.
Greg Hughes, from Perth, started hilariously after he found an avocado Stikeez on his wall at home and at first glance thought it was a ‘butt plug’.
“I decided to go to the Coles supermarket for a few of those sweet, sweet brownie points with the woman,” wrote the 34-year-old who blogs under Dad Minus One on Facebook.
Australian father and blogger Greg Hughes (in the photo with his children) have accused Coles of the way they designed their Stikeez collectibles
“As I approach the cash register, I see a possibility to distract the children when I realize that they are giving Stikeez away again and so I grab a handful on the way out.”
He continued: “I give them to the children, accept my praise and worship as the greatest father of all time and don’t think about it.”
“Thirty minutes later, when the kids get tired of their new toys and go back to destroying my house, I turn around and am a little surprised at what I see.”
He went on a hilarious tirade on Facebook after he found an avocado Stikeez on his wall at home and at first glance thought it was a ‘butt plug’
Greg revealed that he first thought “there was a miniature plug on my wall.”
“Upon closer inspection, I realize it is” allegedly “an avocado, but the only thing I can say is that the person who designed these bad guys knew exactly what they were doing when they created this kid here,” he said.
“When I looked closer at my miniature, sex-clad sex toy that I had accidentally collected, I got inspiration and motivation from this little man.”
Greg explained that he finally realized “it was an avocado, but the only thing I can say is that the person who designed these bad guys knew exactly what they were doing when they created this kid here”
“Of course he can spend his days like a piece of fruit and his nights surrounded by ** holes, but look how damn happy he does it!”
“If that is not a shining example of how we should all live our lives, I don’t know what it is.”
He concluded: “Even if you are surrounded by ** holes and you are constantly being chewed away – stay positive.”
Greg wasn’t the only one who thought the Coles products looked a little different than the intended purpose.
Others pointed out that the mushroom and corn also looked ‘suggestive’.
“I will never be able to look a checkout person in the eye if I ask,” commented.
“This made my night,” another person added.