A comedian has uncovered the wild conspiracy theories surrounding Denver International Airport, after claiming it had served as a secret meeting point for the Illuminati.
Dustin Nickerson was traveling through the transportation center when he decided to cast doubt on the rumors.
‘I have reached the age where I can no longer believe in the Illuminati. But it’s just because I can’t believe a group of adults agreed to a time to meet,’ Dustin said in a clip posted on social media.
‘Like I’m at the Denver airport right now, where there have always been rumors that the Illuminati is meeting underground.
Dustin Nickerson explained why he thinks the chances of the airport being the secret meeting point for a faceless secret society are slim to none.
Conspiracy theorists have latched onto Denver International Airport for decades.
‘When? What time? When can seniors meet? the content creator sputtered.
There is always someone sick. There is a child. There’s something at the vet. There is no way.
Plus, this place is 45 minutes from Denver. I don’t drive 45 minutes to go see my dad, let alone have a little secret meeting with my friends. Absolutely not.
‘I just can’t imagine, a, they could get together and b, they could agree on a plan.
‘We can’t agree on what to watch together on Netflix!
“But, now that I think about it, that makes sense, that the Illuminati are just some apathetic, middle-aged adults who say, ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don’t care, just put in an 80-year-old man.'” “Old man. in charge, I have to take my son to volleyball practice.
He added in the clip’s caption: “Sorry conspiracy theorists, I don’t believe it.”
In a second clip filmed by DIA and reposted by the @IAmThirtyAF account, Dustin began ranting: ‘Denver, I love you.’ But respectfully, I hate your airport.
‘It doesn’t matter that the Illuminati are gathering under here, or that you have a terrifying blue demon horse that killed its creator in your front entrance.
‘Why is it so far away? Hey? I’m halfway to Kansas right now. Also, does everything have to be within a 20 minute walk from here? Can I get a shuttle to my shuttle? I hate this airport,’ he concluded.
On the other hand, Dustin expressed that “he hates[s]’ the airport, for reasons ranging from the ‘scary blue demon horse’ statue to long walks through the spacious terminal
The Blue Mustang statue in front of the airport, known as Blucifer, killed its creator, artist Luis Jiménez, in 2006
Conspiracy theories surrounding the DIA date back decades, with the main one being that a faceless group of ultra-wealthy individuals – alternatively described as the Freemans, the Illuminati or other fictional or mythologized groups – conspire behind the scenes. To control the trajectory of world history: meet in a secret space beneath the massive airport grounds.
In an article on the subject, the denver mail Hypothetical conspiracy theorists have latched onto the DIA because of the airport’s “mix of bold public art, unusual architecture, nefarious construction problems, and a cycle of Internet-fueled self-feeding paranoia.”
Keep in mind that the Freemasons are a real group, but none that actually have the huge number of power conspiracy mongers behind the scenes would lead you to believe.
They were also involved in a time capsule buried near the airport’s south entrance, scheduled to open in 2094.
There is also the ‘blue demon horse’ mentioned by Dustin.
The massive sculpture, officially titled Blue Mustang, dominates the entrance to the DIA and is commonly known by its nickname, Blucifer.
And in fact he killed the artist who made it, Luis Jiménez, in 2006, after part of it fell on him and severed an artery in his leg.
In any case, the Denver Post article also made a salient point.
‘Theorists… have never successfully addressed this notion: if the airport and its backers have spent decades and billions of dollars hiding secret global infrastructure and plots, why jeopardize that work by laying so many obvious clues out in the open?’ view?’