Dani Alves posts hilarious snaps of himself doing different jobs as he remains free agent

A lifeguard or a gardener? Free agent Dani Alves posts hilarious mock-up photos of himself doing different jobs as Brazilian remains out of work after leaving PSG this summer

  • Dani Alves is currently a free agent looking for a new club to start a season with 
  • Brazilian full-back posted pictures of himself doing various jobs on Instagram 
  • The 36-year-old shared images with him mocked up as a gardener and guard 
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It seems free agent Dani Alves is contemplating a number of different career paths as he continues his search for a new club. 

The Brazilian full-back posted a variety of self deprecating photos on his Instagram page of himself performing a mix of different jobs. 

In one, Alves is mocked up in full lifeguard attire and another depicts him as a gardener, with one hand resting proudly on a long stick. 

Dani Alves posted a number of mock-up images of himself dressed up doing different jobs

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Dani Alves posted a number of mock-up images of himself dressed up doing different jobs 

The Brazilian ace contemplated life as a gardener as he continues to search for a new club

The Brazilian ace contemplated life as a gardener as he continues to search for a new club

The Brazilian ace contemplated life as a gardener as he continues to search for a new club  

He is also seen as a taxi driver about to take a huge bite out of a burger and as a checkout worker at a supermarket. 

The 36-year-old doesn’t seem to rate himself as a security guard as the photoshopped image of him at an art gallery shows him having a snooze. 

He accompanied the pictures with the caption: ‘Let’s plant good things, sell good things, eat good things, swim in a sea of ​​good things, and the merits of our deeds. The rest are stories!!’

Since his contract with PSG expired at the end of the season, serial winner Alves has been on the lookout for a new challenge. 

Alves shared this snap of himself on the tills at a checkout
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Alves shared this snap of himself on the tills at a checkout

It seems security work isn't for the Brazilian as the mock-up image shows him asleep

It seems security work isn't for the Brazilian as the mock-up image shows him asleep

Alves does not seem to rate himself as a possible security guard (right) at a museum

And the former Barcelona man is not ready to hang up his boots and take up an ordinary day job just yet. 

Pep Guardiola, his former manager, is one man interested in Alves’ signature and could recruit him for Manchester City.

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When asked about it, the Spaniard refused to rule out the possibility of a deal. 

He said: ‘We know, as all the important clubs know, about his situation.

‘He is an incredible player and an extraordinary person – but we have two incredible full-backs so it is what it is.’

Alves' 'good crazy taxi' service is another option for the 36-year-old if he can't find a club

Alves' 'good crazy taxi' service is another option for the 36-year-old if he can't find a club

Alves’ ‘good crazy taxi’ service is another option for the 36-year-old if he can’t find a club

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